The Intermission Song!

by Jeannette Jaquish

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(Make up your own tune. Assign individuals to sing or say each line, so the group as a whole only sings“Let’s go to the lobby and have a little snack!”)

Let’s go to the lobby,
Let’s go to the lobby,
Let’s go to the lobby,
And have a little snack!

Popcorn full of weevils,
One bite killed Kneivel,
Let’s go to the lobby and have a little snack!

Sodas full of caffeine,
Your heart pounds like a freight train,
Let’s go to the lobby and have a little snack!

(spoken)
(hoarsely)Is this Sprite or acid rain?
Will I ever talk again? (end hoarseness)
This Pepsi can is green and hairy!
Is this blindness temporary?

(sing)
Candy bars all melted,
Like the Mississippi delta,
Let’s go to the lobby and have a little snack!

Pretzels are delicious,
Smell like rotten fishes,
Let’s go to the lobby and have a little snack!

(spoken)
Hock your watch to pay the price!
Ignore your doctor’s good advice!
Start your kids on a lifetime habit!
Bouncing around like a spastic rabbit!

(sing)
Eat up, don’t be a cynic,
We’re next door to the clinic,
Let’s go to the lobby and have a little snack!

(slow down)
We’ve got whatever thrills ya,
Even if it kills ya,
Let’s go to the lobby and haaave a liiittle snaaaaack!!!

(Everyone grab throats and bellies and die on stage. Curtain closes.)

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