AND THE PROPHET SAYETH UNTO THE MASSED THRONG, LETTETH THE BRAIN WASHING TO BEGIN--MAY THEE WRITHE IN ECSTACY.
THIS IS OUR QUEST-- You have found the underground bunkers of sabotage and manipulation, where sounds of hypnotic qualities are hacked at and tinkered with to provide an optimal hallucinatory setting for astral projection field trips, mental space piracy, or a psychedelic soundtrack to a chemical meteor shower. Just follow these rules: set the volume on your computer to a comfortable level. Headphones are an optimal listening device as to block out any distortion or room sound. Listen to the rhythms that play off one another and feel yourself being separated from your present state of consciousness. Let it happen, man, let it happen. And let it be known that if any subliminal messages exist within these sounds, they're there for your own safety and sanity reference points. It'll be a consistent flow of sounds in here, so check back for new loops to irritate you and the others around your cubicle. You know you're hearing a copyrighted HYPNOLOOP (as they are now to be known) when you see the seal of approval:Meditate with me.

RETURN TO WORLD MINISTRIES HOME BASE
LOOP II
LOOP III
LOOP IV
LOOP V
LOOP VI
LOOP VII
LOOP VIII
LOOP IX
LOOP X
LOOP XI
LOOP XII
LOOP XIII
LOOP XIV
LOOP XV
LOOP XVI
LOOP XVII
LOOP XVIII
LOOP XIX
LOOP XX
LOOP XXI

DIRECT CONTACT WITH HYPNOCENTRAL