"The Amazing Purple Emu Who Speaks Ebonics"

by the Blanks

Part VII

Ali's stomach growled very loudly. So loud, in fact, that it sounded rather like someone saying "Oip!" This was due to the fact that Ali had previously failed to bust a grub. This was due to the fact that the amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics had previously prohibited her from getting her eat on. This was due to the fact that it was more important that they find the Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez. This was due to the fact that they needed to find Da Stuff. This was not due to the fact that something had happened. However something had happened.

Ali had changed her name. Her name was no longer the same. On the contrary, it was quite different from what it had been previous to its changing. aLi's name was not Ali because Ali had changed her name. Ali's name was Ali. Therefore, aLi was the person formerly known as Ali, who had changed her name to aLi. aLi smiled the aLi-smile.

Sara said, "Why are you smiling Ali?"

aLi shrieked, "My NAME is aLi!"

Sara sat down.

"Upon me you are," could be heard from beneath Sara's posterior.

By the way, while all this had happened, the Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez had shown up. He had positioned himself directly beneath the hindquarters of Sara. Sara stood up.

The Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez removed himself from the position he had previously occupied. He Sniffed aLi and said, "The Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez call did I hear. From you it was!"

An "Oip" emanated from the midsection of the amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics, probably due to the fact that the British fish which presently resided there had not gotten its eat for quite some time, the entire duration of its residence within the midsection of the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics in fact.

The Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez Sniffed the midsection of the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics. "Inside the midsection of an amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics you are."

"Cheerio old chum!" emanated from the midsection of the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics.

Mark said, "Dude!"

Sara sat down.

The amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics said, "Why you be Sniffin' my midsection, foo? I don't got Da Stuff!"

At the mention of Da Stuff, the Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez ignored him and turned immediately to Mark. He Sniffed Mark.

Mark said, "Dude."

***

Dude. Why did the Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez Sniff Mark? .eduD

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