"The Amazing Purple Emu That Speaks Ebonics"

by the Blanks

Part VI

When we last saw our heroes, they were not being chased by a throng of incensed plaid socks. On the contrary, these socks had monkeys on them. You see, JoJoe was dead. Monkey socks quite enjoy the aroma of the ashes of receipts. However, there is one thing they enjoy quite a bit more--emu meat!

Unbeknownst to they all, one of the monkey socks was named Juppiter.

***

They all ran rather quickly. Everyone else followed at an equally swift pace. The monkey socks, being socks, and consequently possessing no method of propulsion of their own, did, at an equally swift pace, not follow.

"Them socks be bein' wack!" exclaimed the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics, as it sat rather uncomfortably on Ali's head. "They be wantin' to get their eat on with me."

After some time, Ali frowned. "I'm hungry."

Mark said, "Dude."

Sara sat down.

"Apparently JoJoe was quite dead after all," emanated from the midsection of the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics.

The amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics replied to Ali, "You can bust a grub later, after we got Da Stuff."

Sara stood up.

They all left.

They all followed they all.

The contents of the midsection of the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics, which happened to include a British fish, a slinky, and a snurfenflugen, attempted not to follow they all, resulting in a case of indigestion for the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics, and little else of note.

***

Sara entered the space they all had recently vacated.

Sara did not take her ritalin.

Sara left.

***

They all resumed their search for the Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez. They all followed they all on his quest. Unfortunately, they all was not on a quest of any sort. Therefore nothing happened.

After a length of time in which nothing happened, something happened.

***

Is Ali still hungry? Will she ever get to get her eat on? How bad does that really sound? What is a snurfenflugen? Will Sara survive without her ritalin? And what happened?

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