The Amazing Purple Emu That Speaks Ebonics III: The Search for Spork
by the Blanks
Part LIV
When we last saw our heroes, they had just found the Spork in Sara's pocket. The aLi-llama was worshipping it, while Sara was using it to eat her pocky, despite the fact that one does not, under any normal circumstances, eat pocky with a spork.
Thus spake the Spork, "And the Spork spoke thusly, saying, 'And thus spake the Spork:
"Thus says the Lord of all sporks, in the first Epistle of the Spork to the Utensils. And in that time there will come upon the land a great deluge of ephemeral marine life. And the moon shall be as corn and the sky shall be as cow, and all shall eat sand, and there shall be much wailing and grinding of teeth. And then shall come among you utensils a Spork. And He shall lead ye from that land of wailing and grinding of teeth and corn and cows and sand into a place flowing with forks and spoons."'"
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Spork. The final utensil. These are the voyages of the Starship Dude. Its continuing mission: To seek out new sporks, and new utensils... To boldly go where no llama has gone before.
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Wait... they already found a Spork. It just spake. Yeah. In fact, it was still spaking. This is what it spake: "Verily I say unto you that I am that Spork that was foretold in the first Epistle of the Spork to the Utensils, and I shall lead ye to the place flowing with forks and spoons, for I am the Corn, the Cow, and the Sand."
The aLi-llama blinked at it.
Mark said, "Dude."
The Spork started to go toward the land flowing with forks and spoons.
Sara said, "Hey, I'm not done eating yet." She stood up.
They all followed the Spork.
They all followed they all.
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When they got to the land flowing with forks and spoons, Sara sat down.
The aLi-llama blinked.
Mark said, "Dude."
The Risa said, "Mark rocks. I like Mark."
The electric electric blue emu did the electric slide on the Risa's shoulder.
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What caused our heroes to perform their trademark actions in the land flowing with forks and spoons? Find out in the next part in the saga of everyone's favorite flightless bird. No, not Big Bird! The amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics!
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