The Amazing Purple Emu That Speaks Ebonics III: The Search for Spork
by the Blanks
Part LIII
Spork. The final utensil. These are the voyages of the Starship Dude. Its continuing mission: To seek out new sporks, and new utensils... To boldly go where no llama has gone before.
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Elrond the warehouse person said, "I am not Anthony Madonna."
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They all and the aLi-llama met the Risa and Mark and the electric electric blue emu and showed them the Spork Detector and the Rod of Character Resurrection.
Mark said, "Dude!"
The Risa said, "Yay! Now we can detect sporks."
Then she added, "I like Mark. Mark rocks."
They all turned on the Spork Detector.
The Spork Detector made a sound like one hand clapping.
"Wow!" said the aLi-llama, "I've been pondering that one since I became a llama!"
Mark said, "Dude."
The aLi-llama poked Sara, who had randomly fallen from the sky, stood up, eaten some pocky, and sat down. She dropped her pocky and said, "Ow."
The Spork Detector suddenly flew from they all's hands and struck Sara directly on her pocket, resulting in Sara's immediate death.
Mark said, "Dude."
The aLi-llama poked the Rod of Character Resurrection. It resurrected Sara. Sara stood up. Sara picked up her pocky and ate it. The Spork Detector remained affixed to her pocket.
They all said, "Sara, do you have a spork in your pocket?"
Realizing that she did, Sara said, "Yes!" retrieved the offending spork from her pocket, and used it to eat her pocky. She sat down.
The aLi-llama bowed down and worshipped the Spork. Sara continued eating with it.
The Risa said, "Now what are we going to do with a Spork?!?"
The aLi-llama said, "The other spork didn't say. We better find it and ask it."
The Risa said, "Ok. Mark rocks. I like Mark."
The Risa added, "Oh yeah, and ??????????????"
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Tune in next time to find out.
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