Spork. The final utensil. These are the voyages of the Starship Dude. Its continuing mission: To seek out new sporks, and new utensils... To boldly go where no llama has gone before.

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In the last part, our heroes were baptized in the name of the Fork, the Spoon, and the Holy Utensil and charged with the holy mission of finding the Spork. This is what they are doing right now.

The aLi-llama looked under a rock. "It's not here," she said.

The Risa said, "Rocks rock."

Mark said, "Dude."

The electric electric blue emu did the electric slide on the Risa's shoulder.

Sara sat down on the rock.

The rock mooed loudly.

They all screamed.

Then they all examined the rock more closely, and discovered it to be the posterior of a cow. They all went around to the front of the cow. They all said, "Good morning."

The cow responded, "Moo."

The Risa, calling upon her mad Latin skills, translated this to mean, "There is a goat inhabiting my underarms." She found this to be a rather peculiar thing for a cow to say, since it didn't really have underarms to speak of. However, she took pity on it and gave it some deodorant.

The cow gratefully said, "Moo." It took the deodorant and left.

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Moments later, after much nothing had happened, Mark blinked.

The Risa, seeing Mark blink, was reminded of something which had nothing to do with Mark's blinking.

Sara was sitting on the cow.

Mark said, "Dude."

Upon hearing this, the Risa immediately disregarded what she had been reminded of.

Meanwhile, the aLi-llama was looking for the Spork, with little success. Then she had an idea. "I have an idea," she said.

They all asked, "What is it?"

The aLi-llama responded, "I forget." She smiled.

So they kept looking for the Spork.

Several minutes later, the aLi-llama said, "I have an idea."

They all asked, "What is it?"

The aLi-llama responded, "I forget." She smiled.

So they kept looking for the Spork.

Several minutes later, the aLi-llama said, "I have an idea."

They all asked, "What is it?"

The aLi-llama responded, "I forget." She smiled.

So they kept looking for the Spork.

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"Aha!" exclaimed the aLi-llama!

"What?"

"Shhhh!!!!"

"???"

"Oh, now you made me forget!!!"

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Sara stood up.

Sara sat down.

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Mark said, "Dude."

The aLi-llama said, "I remember now."

The Risa said, "I like Mark. Mark rocks."

The aLi-llama said, "Now I forgot."

They all said, "I know! Let's get a Spork detector."

The aLi-llama exclaimed, "That's what I was going to say!"

So they did.

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"Go sniff a cow."

So Sara did.

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Moments later, Sara died.

Then Sara saw a bright light.

Sara ran away.

A voice screamed after her....

Thou art a moron. The holy Spork doth rest in thy pocket...

Sara sat down.

Inertia made her keep going for a while, resulting in her impact with the ground. It was at this point that Sara realized that she had not been on the ground. She also realized that she was once again alive. She stood up. She ate some pocky. She sat down.

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Meanwhile, the aLi-llama and they all were getting a Spork detector.

wHILE THEY DID THAT, THE bLANKS DISCOVERED THAT THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON.

tHEY TURNED IT off.

Also while they did that, stuff happened.

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Upon reaching the Fictional Technology Supermarket, the aLi-llama and they all asked for a Spork detector. The salesperson told them, "We might have one in the back. Elrond, go look in the warehouse for a Spork detector. Meanwhile, could I interest you in a Rod of Character Resurrection?"

They all picked it up. "Ooh! I had one of these when I was a kid! These things rock!!!"

They all proceeded to run around the Supermarket resurrecting things.

Most of these things, having never lived in the first place, immediately died. This angered they all. They all killed the aLi-llama. Then they all resurrected her. Then they all resurrected the characters from the legendary Part II, Bob, Pat, and George. Spew killed Bob for deleting ICQ. Then she spewed. She spewed on Pat and George by accident, and they died. Then they all killed Spew.

By this time, Elrond, the warehouse person, had returned with a Spork detector. They all paid for it. He also bought the Rod of Character Resurrection. Then they left.

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Then they got back to where Mark, the Risa, and the electric electric blue emu were doing stuff.

They all did stuff.

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Will our heroes ever find the Spork? Will the Spork detector help them to find it? Will Sara be able to comprehend the message she received while dead? Don't go away silly binks!

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