"The Amazing Purple Emu That Speaks Ebonics"

by the Blanks

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Part V

Previously our heroes landed. Previous to that, they had fallen. None of this is important right now. What is important right now is that they all has just done something useful. They all screamed at the top of they all's lungs for a considerable length of time. This accomplished two things. First, it made they all's throat rather hoarse. He withdrew from his pocket a throat lozenge and ingested this with the intent of remedying this situation. It did. That is not important either. What is important is the other effect of they all's high volume. This was that Sara, Mark, Ali, the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics, and the British fish in it's midsection heard him. They all found they all. They all found each other.

The amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics spoke thusly, "Now that we all be here again, we got to keep going. We got to find Da Stuff."

"Yes I quite agree." emanated from the midsection of the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics.

Mark said, "Dude."

Sara sat down.

Ali smiled and nodded.

From the stomach of the amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics emanated a rather useful series of words. They were as follows. "I do believe I have quite a spiffy idea. Might it be of assistance to our search for Da Stuff is we were to locate and press into our service the Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez?"

Sara stood up. She proferred a pile of receipt ashes. "This is Joe."

Mark said, "Joe."

Ali said, "Jo."

Mark said, "JoJoe."

"JoJoJoe!" said Ali triumphantly.

The amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics sneezed. Joe blew away.

Sara sat down. Sara cried. Sara said, "Joe is dead."

Mark said, "JoJoe."

Ali said, "JoJoJoe is dead."

Mark said, "Dead."

Mark's face lit up. He said, "Dude!"

"JoJoe is quite alive." emanated from the midsection of the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics.

They all follow JoJoe.

They all followed they all.

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What is the Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez? Where is JoJoe going? Why did they all follow JoJoe? Why do they all always follow they all? Why does they all always leave first? Will we ever find part 2? Does it really matter?

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