The Amazing Purple Emu That Speaks Ebonics Part 2: Revenge of the Risae

by the Blanks

Part XLIX

This part is dedicated to X-Lax, the strongest thing in the world.

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Mark said, "Dude."

Mark again said, "Dude."

No one responded. Mark was unsure as to why this was. Normally, whenever he said, "Dude," something interesting was happening.

Once again, Mark said, "Dude."

No one responded.

Mark realized something. He left.

Then, Sara walked in. "I am cabbage," said Sara. She wasn't. Sara had recently ceased to exist.

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Elsewhere, Moo-Moo the Termite Cow and the aLi-llama were following they all. They all walked off a precipice. At the bottom of a large canyon, they all said, "Ow."

The electric electric blue emu, who was standing on the Risa's shoulder at the bottom of the canyon, said, "Sqrauckel." The Risa had reverted from being a llama to being a Risa, which is a collection of several Risum particles. The Risa, still on the precipice, reclaimed her shoulder. The electric electric blue emu noticed that it was no longer standing on the Risa's shoulder. It attempted to fly up to the precipice to reclaim its position on her shoulder. At this point, it became privy to the knowledge that emi are flightless birds. It fell. It went boom. The Risa came to the bottom of the canyon. Being an intelligent Risa, she took the stairs. The electric electric blue emu then returned to her shoulder, also by way of the stairs. It was at this point in time that the aLi-llama and Moo-Moo the Termite-Cow landed. They had walked off the precipice at about the same time that they all did, but had been waylaid on the way down by mysterious beings from the planet Sporfe. But that is another story. Therefore, we will address that story now, in the disinterest of a continuous plot.

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On the planet Sporfe, the dominant life form is a highly intelligent concatenation of the fork, the spoon and the knife. Things looked very grim for the aLi-llama and Moo-Moo the Termite-Cow at the hands of the Sporfes until someone arrived on the scene, patented the concept of the Sporfe, and sold them all. Then Moo-Moo the Termite Cow and the aLi-llama left. No one patented them, as far as we know. After leaving the planet Sporfe, the aLi-llama and Moo-Moo the Termite-Cow resumed their descent from the precipice toward the canyon. They landed there.

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What will happen to everyone in the bottom of the canyon? How did the Risa get turned back into a Risa? Did the same thing happen to Mark? How did Sara get there? Didn't she stop existing? Moo?

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