The Amazing Purple Emu That Speaks Ebonics II: Revenge of the Risae

by the Blanks

Part XLVII

When we last left our heroes, they had all turned into llamae. This was not the case when you last left our heroes. This discrepancy between the authors' creation and the readers' perception has been named the "Part Two Phenomenon" after its first recorded observation.

The Risa was a happy llama. No one really knows why the Risa was happy, why she was a llama, why she was a happy llama, why she was happy about being a llama, why she was a llama that was happy about its llamocity, or why she just was.

Sara was a sad llama. She was very sad. She was in fact quite distraught. She was also sick to her stomach. It is believed that these facts are somehow related, but one can never be sure. A few moments ago, she was not sick to her stomach and was actually quite happy. Again, these facts may or may not be related. During the happy time, Sara was not a llama, but that has nothing to do with anything. Sara was happy because she had just eaten what she believed to be a rather yummy sugar cookie. What she believed was a rather yummy sugar cookie was actually a ring belonging to a recentlydeceased Pikachu doll. Llamae dislike rings, particularly those inhabiting the stomachs of the afore-mentioned llamae. Therefore, Sara was sick to her stomach. Sara was a sad llama.

Mark was a confused llama. Mark brayed, "Du-u-u-u-ude."

The electric electric blue emu was a manic depressive llama. It ran around like a headless llama. Then it sat in a corner.

The Risa, being very sickeningly happy, commenced frolicking. aLi joined her.

"Hey, this rocks!" said aLi, "I want to be a llama too!"

Unfortunately, all four llamae were already taken. aLi sighed. aLi really wanted to be a llama. Suddenly, a light bulb spontaneously lit above aLi's head. aLi looked at it. She smiled.

aLi was now the aLi-llama. aLi said, "Cool. I'm the aLi-llama."

The aLi-llama started a religion.

Her first official act as a religious leader was to perform a miracle. She decided that she would heal Sara. She gave Sara a bottle of Pepto Bismol. Sara drank it. Sara was healed. Sara still had problems which will henceforth be ignored. However, she was no longer sick to her stomach, sad, or a llama.

Sara shouted, "Amen! Praise the aLi-llama!" She proceeded to worship it.

The aLi-llama left.

Sara followed aLi.

They all followed Sara and the aLi-llama.

The rest of the llamae followed they all.

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Will Sara find true happiness in the aLi-llama's new religion? Will anyone else? Why isn't they all a llama? If a Risa is a llama, then would a Risum be a llamum? And would a Risae be a llamae? Will this story ever end?

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