The Amazing Purple Emu That Speaks Ebonics II: Revenge of the Risae

by the Blanks

Part XLVI

When we left our heroes, we had not yet established a plot. We still have no intention of doing so. However, when we last saw our heroes, Sara had just swallowed Pikachu's ring, which looked rather like a sugar cookie. Previously, various particles had been fighting. Previous to that, the Risae had had their revenge. As a result of the revenge of the Risae, the Risa had an electric electric blue emu on her shoulder. It was electric blue. It was also electric. It enjoyed doing the Electric Slide.

Mark said, "Dude."

The Risa said, "Hi Mark."

The electric electric blue emu did the Electric Slide on the Risa's shoulder.

It said, "It's electric!"

The Risa said, "I like Mark. Mark's cool."

Mark said, "Dude."

The electric electric blue emu agreed.

Mark peered curiously at the electric electric blue emu.

Mark said, "Dude?"

Suddenly, Mark flew backwards, his hair standing on end.

Mark said, "DUDE?!?"

The Risa replied, "Like it said, it's electric."

The Risa had a drill. The Risa liked power tools. The Risa hugged her drill. This may seem to have nothing to do with anything. That may be true.

Mark said, "Dude, what was that???"

The Risa went into shock.

Quickly recovering, as a result of having her beloved power drill nearby for comfort, she said, "What did you just say?"

Mark looked at her like she had an emu on her shoulder, which she did. Then, he disregarded the emu. He said, "The square of the hypoteneuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the legs of the triangle."

They all frowned. They all left quickly, with eyes nervously shifting back and forth.

Steve said, "Mark can you give us a clue?" Steve took out his handy little notebook and prepared to draw a stupid picture.

Margaretha smacked Steve upside the head. Then she left.

Mark said, "Spoons and forks can be combined to form the almighty spork, the greatest utensil that hath been known to mankind."

The Risa said, "That didn't make any sense."

The electric electric blue emu said, "My socks are gone." It was standing on the Risa's shoulder so that it could wrap her absurdly long hair around its feet instead of wearing socks. It said, "I like this hair better than socks anyway."

Mark shouted, "FIEND! Sock hater!!!"

Mark pointed at the electric electric blue emu. His finger shook slightly. He poked the electric electric blue emu. He got shocked. The electric electric blue emu was electric.

Steve had finished drawing a stupid picture of a spork. He said, "Mark can you give us another clue?"

Mark said, "Dude."

The Risa said, "Mark just had a moment of lucidity. It's over now."

The electric electric blue emu said, "It's electric!"

Steve said, "Yes, but what about my clues?"

Sara said, "I just had a cookie."

Steve said, "That's not a clue."

The Risa said, "Hi Sara."

Sara sat down.

The electric electric blue emu said, "It's electric."

Mark said, "Dude."

Steve said, "Mark's clue was about a spork. Let's go find a spork."

The Risa said, "I bet aLi will have a spork. Let's go find aLi."

Sara stood up.

They went to find aLi.

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Will they find aLi? Will Mark have another moment of lucidity? Who cares about sporks anyway? Stay tuned to find out the answers to these and other questions important to your mental health.

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