"The Amazing Purple Emu Who Speaks Ebonics"

by the Blanks

Part XLII

A considerably lengthy length of time has passed since we last saw our heroic heroes...

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The amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics remains in his exploded state to this day. His remains can still be seen in the *Please-Touch Asterisk Museum of Arch-Villains*

Ali is aLi.

Mark said, "Dude."

Sara sat down and stood up many more times. She also played spit. Eventually she died.

They all lived happily ever after.

Sara continued to take her ritalin. It didn't help.

George* sneezed.

Bob* deleted ICQ.

Pat* continues to be of an ambiguous gender.

The Zootelefs* got eaten by the throng of incensed plaid socks.

The throng of incensed plaid socks became an elephant.

That big hollow tree got a severe case of indigestion. Since no one in their right mind would honor that big hollow tree's request for antacid, it died.

The British fish, which was a Squishy-Fishy-Bink, continues to be the Risa.

JoJoe is dead.

The monkey socks attempted to travel to the *Please-Touch Asterisk Museum of Arch-Villains* However, they still lack a means of propulsion.

Juppiter is still Juppiter.

aLi, having finally gotten her eat on, changed her name back to Ali.

Still Sniffing Stuff the Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez is. Overdose he will if stop he does not.

The asterisks ate each other and they were yummy. The survivors established an establishment that would come to be known as the *Please-Touch Asterisk Museum of Arch-Villains*

The Risa is busily at work on the construction of the set of "The Amazing Purple Emu That Speaks Ebonics: The Movie."

Steve is dead.

Margaretha figured out the plural of emu. She started an emu farm.

*These characters appeared in Part II. Lots of really cool stuff happened in Part II. They all even figured out how to make they all's name less confusing, but they all forgot by the end of the part. It was actually the best part of all of them. Too bad you never got to read it.

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So what did happen to Part II? The Blanks didn't eat it. Actually, through a complicated series of events involving a respirator and a riding lawnmower, Part II ended up in a parallel universe, where the people thought it was a sign from their deity, the Superly Spiftacular Spongleferter, and spent the rest of their lives pondering the question of life, the universe, and everything, "What happened to Part I?"

Frobnication now completed.

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