When we last saw our heroes, they were being pursued by a great throng of

incensed plaid socks...

Part 3

"They're gaining on us," screeched Ali.

"Dude," replied Mark.

Sara sat down.

"Get up foo," shouted the amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics.

Sara stood up.

They ran away.

"Let's hide in that big hollow tree," said they all.

They all hid in that big hollow tree. They all followed they all into

that big hollow tree. That big hollow tree burped.

They all frowned.

Sara sat down.

"Please refrain from placing your posterior upon me!" exclaimed that big

hollow tree.

"Blar," responded Ali, sitting down.

That big hollow tree placed a large smelly fish upon Ali's back.

The fish swam into Ali's ear.

The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics stuck his head into Ali's ear.

After several jiffies, it emerged from Ali's ear holding the fish in its

beak. It proceeded to swallow the fish.

"Why did you do that?" inquired that big hollow tree.

"It been talkin British, foo," replied the amazing purple emu who speaks

ebonics.

The word "cheerio" emanated the midsection of the amazing purple emu who

speaks ebonics.

Mark looked out the opening in that big hollow tree.

He said, "Dude."

Sara stood up.

Ali went over to where Mark was. She saw the flying plaid socks coming

toward that big hollow tree. "Oh my, they appear to have found us!"

"Oh dear," emanated from the midsection of the amazing purple emu who

speaks ebonics.

They all went down the steps in that big hollow tree. They all followed

they all. The socks followed them into that big hollow tree. They got to the

bottom of the tree, and Sara sat down.

Sara came in.

Sara took her ritalin.

Sara left.

They all followed Sara. They all followed they all. They went out the

tree through the back door.

Mark looked around stupidly.

Mark said, "Dude."

Sara sat down.

Ali looked around for Sara, who appeared to have disappeared shortly

after having taken her ritalin.

The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics said, "Them socks still be

comin'!"

That big hollow tree then proceeded to eat the entire throng of plaid

socks. It then emitted a belch of such magnitude that it propelled they all,

Mark, Sara, Ali, and the amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics into the air.

Where will our heroes land? Where did Sara go? Was she caught up in the great

belch of that big hollow tree too? Are we now finally going to find out who

Mark is? And once again, does anyone care? Find out the answers to these and

other burning questions of the universe in the next exciting episode in our

story!

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