"The Amazing Purple Emu Who Speaks Ebonics"

by the Blanks

Part X

When we last saw our heroes, Sara had regained possession of her ritalin, to the great chagrin of the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics, who had needed it as part of a plan to take over the world, but had not counted on Sara becoming even more hyperactive than usual without her ritalin, or her showing up just in time to take her ritalin back, or the asterisks that Sara was throwing at him in an attempt to deter his pursuit of her and her ritalin.

You see, having once again forgotten that emi can not fly, the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics had taken off in pursuit of her. Undaunted by the asterisks, who were themselves rather daunted by the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics, the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics was about to catch Sara when something fortuitous happened.

aLi began rejoicing at the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics's departure from her head. Upon hearing her rejoicing, the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics immediately abandoned his pursuit of Sara to return to precisely the same spot it had previously occupied on aLi's head.

The British Fish, which unbeknownst to anyone was actually a Squishy-Fishy-Bink, spontaneously turned into a Risa. Since Risae are of considerably greater volume than emi, the midsection of the amzing purple emu that speaks ebonics exploded. As a result, the amazing purple emu that speaks ebonics also exploded. Risae are also of considerably greater mass than emi. Therefore, aLi's head quickly lost the ability to support its burden. Consequently, aLi and the Risa fell down.

They all laughed at aLi and the Risa.

They all laughed at aLi and the Risa.

The Risa stood up.

aLi stood up.

aLi went away and got her eat on.

Sara walked in.

Sara took her ritalin.

Sara smiled.

Sara left.

Sara sat down.

The Risa sat down.

Sara and the Risa played spit.

Sara told the Risa she was better at spit than an asterisk.

Sara beat the Risa anyway.

The Risa threw Sara.

Mark said, "Dude."

They all lived happily ever after.

They all lived happily ever after.

***

THE END

***

Steve said, "What happened to That Big Hollow Tree? And what happened to Part II? And what did aLi do after busting her grub? And what is the plural of emu? And what is the plural of Risa? And does anyone care?"

The Blanks became incensed with Steve for asking so many questions. They poked his nose.

Steve said, "Please recycle."

Steve died.

The Stuff-Sniffing-Sanchez Sniffed Margaretha.

Steve and Margaretha lived happily ever after, despite the minor technicality of Steve being dead.

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