"The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics"

by the Blanks

Part I

Once there was an amazing purple emu who could speak ebonics. He spoke

ebonics. He spoke ebonics while also sitting on Ali's head!

Ali said "good morning" to it.

It replied, "Wut up G?"

Ali looked at the sun setting outside and blinked. Then, after blinking

several more times, she said, "You're an emu."

It nodded.

She smiled the Ali-smile and nodded.

It nodded.

She smiled.

It nodded.

She smiled. "You're purple."

"You be orange."

She smiled.

It wondered if there was intelligent life beyond itself on Earth.

It repeated, "Y O U B E O R A N G E ."

She replied, "You speak ebonics." She smiled.

It nodded.

She smiled more. "You're amazing!"

The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics replied, "Yeah, I be knowin

dat. Be you be knowin-"

Just then Mark walked in, whoever he is.

Ali said, "Mark."

Mark said, "Ali."

The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics said,"Who you be?"

Mark said, "Mark."

Ali said, "Ali."

Sara said, "Sara."

They all looked at Sara.

Sara looked at they all.

They all left.

Sara said, "Bye they all."

The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics said, "Peace out they all. Keep

it real."

Ali smiled and nodded.

Sara walked in.

Everyone said "hi" to Sara.

Sara took her ritalin. Then she left.

Everyone said, "Bye Sara."

The remaining Sara sat down.

Mark said, "Dude."

The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics blinked. Then he said, "We be

bein not --"

Ali said, "You blinked!"

Mark said, "Dude."

Sara stood up.

The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics continued, "We be bein not

makin no progress y'all. We gots to get da stuff..."

Sara sat down.

They all returned and said, "Stuff is good."

They all looked at they all.

They all left.

The amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics followed they all.

Ali went too because the amazing purple emu who speaks ebonics was on her

head, and she had nothing better to do. She started humming "Oceans."

They all left.

* * *

And thus ends Part I of our story. Will the amazing purple emu who speaks

ebonics kill them all? Will Sara's ritalin have any effect? Will we ever find

out who Mark is? Does anyone really care?? Tune in next time for the next

part - Part III.

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