Kneeling is probably one of the fattest hallings you'll ever see.
He
loves
to eat "the only thing better than a good adventures is a good muffin,
or
maybe pie, I don't know I've had some pretty good cakes, and you can't
forget taffy, and then theres..... Whats that... shut the hell up?.....
Why
how rude.....I am not fat!!....I'm plesenty plump.... you goblin
toothed,
gnome brained, orc smelling, doggy butt sniffer if I wasn't stuck in
my
chair I'd show you, you horse breathed toad spawn!!!"
Kneeling wheres deep green
leggings that appear black in shady rooms
and a
white tunic with viried stains on the belly from whiping his hand,
he
wears
a small black vest with hidden pockets and waddels slightly when he
walks
looking very much like a little penguin. He left home when he
was 17
and
found some friends along the road unfortunately they accidently forgot
him
when they left the inn they were staying at and no one told him where
they
were going, they said it was a surprise, now he waits at the inn for
his
friends to remember him and come back but he's starting to get borred
and
wil soon go insearch of them if something else doesn't catch his eye.
"But I
can't forget how nice it was of Krune to pay for me a seperate room
and
block it from outside so that I wouldn't go sleep walking and hurt
myself,
it's just a shame they forgot me this morning what will they do without
me
to make sure there food isn't poisoned and check the quality of there
ale so
they don't hurt there tongs on bad brew,...what do you mean you can't
hurt
your tongue on bad brew, happens all the time you know. Why one
time I
snuck out back of this one bar we were at, the Green Griffon I think,
and
there was a hole barrel of ale sitting there steeming and bubbling,
and
I
went up lapped some out, It burned like dwarf spirits and I couldn'
t
taste
any thing for two weeks, it was terrible I'd never been so hungy in
all
my
life....and I figure now that I know what to look for why let anyone
else
risk it when I could save them all that pain....and hunger."
