Cute, Fluffy Bunny OF DEATH!!!

Summary: Rated PG (because there are some people who might actually take offense to this). Seven of Nine meets Monty Python.

Disclaimer: Not to be taken seriously as was Paramount's attempt at making Seven and Chakotay a couple. Even though TPTB control Star Trek on canon, they can't control my imagination. *evil grin*

By Daffnie


Once upon a time, a pretty model named Jeri Ryan played Seven of Nine on the hit series Star Trek: Voyager. While people didn't really mind Jeri, most hated her character. As did Kathryn Janeway. So, a long long time ago, in a far away place called the Delta Quadrant, Janeway made a plan to get rid of Seven of Nine once and for all...


Monty Python and the Holy Grail. What great inspiration! Kathryn thought

She had invited Seven to the holodeck for a little "surprise". The borg came right on time, as was planned, and Kathryn ordered the beam out just before Seven entered.

There was a cave...with creepy noises coming out...and a little white bunny at the entrance...and some men who were dressed like knights...and an enchanter named Tim...and then they were all gone. Eerie music that obviously did not belong began to play...

Seven looked around the holodeck, not comprehending what was going on. Why did the captain bring me here? And where is she? Seven wandered over to the cave, figuring that Janeway must be in there.

Then the cute, fluffy bunny OF DEATH! that guarded the entrance sprang at Seven's neck. She tried to pull the rodent off, but its teeth sank into her artery. She screamed out in pain as she fell to the ground, dead...or atleast really close to death because of the immense blood loss...

Somewhere aboard Voyager, Kathryn Janeway laughed.

And they all lived happily ever after. THE END!