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Quotable Quotes
I am aware that TOOL is best represented through their music but they have so much off record, off stage humor that I had to make a page of it."Welcome to our world."
Maynard"Tool is more a left-brain masculine result, and this is more a right-brain feminine result."
Maynard on the Difference between TOOL and APC"Hey, we're not Green Day, so it'll be more than three minutes long."
Maynard Announcing the last song of their concert"We were backstage playing Monopoly and totally forgot there was a show."
Maynard explaining why they were late for their set"...it's all about change and evolution individually as well as universally. It's also about unity..."
Maynard on Aenima"...this song explores sound and emotion in an odd way. If you don't know English or Italian, this song might sound very much like a passionate love poem, but in actuality it's a message from a person that is very angry, very hurt and very bitter..."
Maynard on Message to Harry ManBack"...they are known to make people feel good, so that's our feel good song for the record..."
Danny on (-)ions"...if you listen carefully you can hear the rubble subsiding into a glorious new landscape. Only then are you afforded the clarity of mind essential to pry open your third eye..."
Justin Chancellor"...addresses the subject matter of the entire album. It's the ultimate extended remix of Ænema..."
Justin Chancellor on Third Eye... there are some in the crowd that the music reaches on a deeper psychological and subconscious level..."
Danny"...with us it can be a long tedious process because every idea gets tortured and drawn and quartered..."
Danny Carey"...We have a new bass player?..."
Maynard on Justin"...This is Justin, our new bass player. He's from England, so he kinda smells bad..."
Maynard on Justin again"Not bad for a bunch of old men."
Maynard"in some ways he was more politically correct in most of his meanings."
Maynard on Bill Hicks"We just seem that way, it is not necessarily, not that dark. "
Maynard on Being Dark"food, shelter, clothing, pussy"
Maynard on what inspires him"I'm just happy we beat Kenny G."
Maynard on the success of Aenima"I'm not a Scientologist, nor should anyone else be."
Maynard on Scientology; Fuck L. Ron Hubbard!"I love fairy tales"
Maynard on Christianity"They are all the same religion."
Maynard"We'll see you in church tomorrow morning."
Maynard after Opiate
