Original release date:12-13-00

Original release date:12-14-00


We asked Squatty McSelfhate, if he hates himself so much, why doesn't he just end it and kill himself. To which he responded: "The world never did me any favors. Why should I do one for them by removing myself from it?"

Original release date:12-15-00

No really, it is true, his is the deepest angst. We conducted studies on it and everything, and his test results were off the angst scale. Just being in the same room with him had turned several suicidal and clinically insane people into well known and well loved pop-stars. Maybe you have heard of the Backstreet boys or N'Sync?

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