"I truly, deeply love you, and before we die I want you to know."
"I heard that! Now I shall rip out your spleen ... WITH MY SPOON!"
~Jacen to Jaina, in an insane fanfic ...
"I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. And this is my counterpart, R2-D2."
"May the Force be with you!"
"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder!"
~Leia and Han, ESB
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
~Threepio to Artoo, ANH
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!"
"I can arrange that!"
~Leia and Han, ESB
"There is no try. Do or do not."
There is no emotion, there is peace
There is no passion, there is serenity
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge
There is no death, there is the Force
"Count on Skywalker to do everything legal and square."
"I love stability and ease ... and you, incidentally."
~Mara to Luke
"This Jeedai, this Jaina Solo, flies upon a living vessel. That offends me. She escaped a worldship. That should not have been possible. She is a twin, which is rightly reserved as the province of the gods, or a portent of greatness. That is blasphemy. I would pursue her to the most wrtetched corner of this galaxy if it meant adhering myself to a pair of molting grutchins."
"Take heart, help has arrived."
~Wurth Skidder to Sepha the Ryn, Agents of Chaos II: Jedi Eclipse, p. 25, last paragraph
"Even friends can't be protected from fate, Han."
~Droma to Han, Jedi Eclipse, p. 28, paragraph 6
"We live for love, Han. Without it we may as well jettison everything."
~Droma to Han, Jedi Eclipse, p.28, paragraph 12
"Is someone trying to seduce Han?"
~Daphne to Jenni
"Laugh all you want."
"I can laugh all I want." ::pause for effect:: "Did someone here make me say that?"
~Kyp and Bombaasa, mocking Kype, Jedi Eclipse, p.120, paras3-4
"My turn. Kiss for luck?"
"I don't know whether to mark that down as 'exceptionally daring' or 'ususually stupid.' "
::turns to Luke:: "Kiss for luck?"
"Get out of here."
~Face, Mara, and Luke
"Tell me about a female pilot, Twin Suns leader. She has a nice voice. Does she have looks to match?"
"... Well, yes. She's nice looking."
"Attached, I think. Recently attached."
"So, who is she?"
"Jay something. Isn't that right?" ::turns to Tycho::
"I think so."
"Jay, Jay ... That's it. Jaina Solo."
"I'm sure that's the name."
"Sith spawn, I was flirting with a nine-year-old."
"Nineteen. And she has more kills than the three of us put together at the same age."
"I guess I better apologize to her and then throw myself on her lightsaber."
"No, just ask Han to shoot you. It'll be more merciful and it is his right as a father."
~Wes, Wedge, and Tycho
"When are they going to stop calling me General?"
"When are they going to stop calling me Princess?"
"Maybe when you become queen."
~Han and Leia
"There goes your precious alter-ego!"
~Ebony Visor, Heather's Star Wars parody
"You know, I like dusting crops. I use to sit out in the hot sun for hours and dust and dust and dust and ..."
"I'm Duke Upperatmospherestrider, and I'm here to rescue you!"
~Duke U. and Gaia Oraganicnonprocessedfoodstuff
"You ... you ... Am I the only one here who simply wants to punch Master Skywalker in the nose?"
~Kyp, Destiny's Way