Star Wars Quotes

"I love you!"
"I know."
~Leia and Han, ESB

"I truly, deeply love you, and before we die I want you to know."
~Padme, AotC

"I heard that! Now I shall rip out your spleen ... WITH MY SPOON!"
~Jacen to Jaina, in an insane fanfic ...

"I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. And this is my counterpart, R2-D2."

"May the Force be with you!"

"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder!"
"Who's scruffy-lookin'!"
~Leia and Han, ESB

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
~Threepio to Artoo, ANH

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!"
"I can arrange that!"
~Leia and Han, ESB

"There is no try. Do or do not."
~Yoda, ESB

There is no emotion, there is peace
There is no passion, there is serenity
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge
There is no death, there is the Force
~Jedi Code

"Count on Skywalker to do everything legal and square."
~Mara Jade

"I love stability and ease ... and you, incidentally."
~Mara to Luke

"This Jeedai, this Jaina Solo, flies upon a living vessel. That offends me. She escaped a worldship. That should not have been possible. She is a twin, which is rightly reserved as the province of the gods, or a portent of greatness. That is blasphemy. I would pursue her to the most wrtetched corner of this galaxy if it meant adhering myself to a pair of molting grutchins."
~Khalee Lah

"Take heart, help has arrived."
~Wurth Skidder to Sepha the Ryn, Agents of Chaos II: Jedi Eclipse, p. 25, last paragraph

"Even friends can't be protected from fate, Han."
~Droma to Han, Jedi Eclipse, p. 28, paragraph 6

"We live for love, Han. Without it we may as well jettison everything."
~Droma to Han, Jedi Eclipse, p.28, paragraph 12

"Is someone trying to seduce Han?"
~Daphne to Jenni

"Laugh all you want."
"I can laugh all I want." ::pause for effect:: "Did someone here make me say that?"
~Kyp and Bombaasa, mocking Kype, Jedi Eclipse, p.120, paras3-4

"My turn. Kiss for luck?"
"I don't know whether to mark that down as 'exceptionally daring' or 'ususually stupid.' "
::turns to Luke:: "Kiss for luck?"
"Get out of here."
~Face, Mara, and Luke

"Tell me about a female pilot, Twin Suns leader. She has a nice voice. Does she have looks to match?"
"... Well, yes. She's nice looking."
"Married? Attached?"
"Attached, I think. Recently attached."
"So, who is she?"
"Jay something. Isn't that right?" ::turns to Tycho::
"I think so."
"Jay, Jay ... That's it. Jaina Solo."
"Jaina Solo."
"I'm sure that's the name."
"Sith spawn, I was flirting with a nine-year-old."
"Nineteen. And she has more kills than the three of us put together at the same age."
"I guess I better apologize to her and then throw myself on her lightsaber."
"No, just ask Han to shoot you. It'll be more merciful and it is his right as a father."
~Wes, Wedge, and Tycho

"When are they going to stop calling me General?"
"When are they going to stop calling me Princess?"
"Maybe when you become queen."
~Han and Leia

"There goes your precious alter-ego!"
~Ebony Visor, Heather's Star Wars parody

"You know, I like dusting crops. I use to sit out in the hot sun for hours and dust and dust and dust and ..."
~Duke Upperatmospherestrider

"I'm Duke Upperatmospherestrider, and I'm here to rescue you!"
~Duke U. and Gaia Oraganicnonprocessedfoodstuff

"You ... you ... Am I the only one here who simply wants to punch Master Skywalker in the nose?"
~Kyp, Destiny's Way

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