***Chicken Soup***
Author: Talion
Rating: I really don't know yet... doubt it'll hit NC-17, though. *pouting
sigh*
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of these lovely charectichures, nore the places
they are... I am mearly a mad Monkey-Crack and Surge addled fic writer out
to
make her friends suffer!!! *bwahahahahaha*
Feedback: If you don't I'll write more... of course if you do I'll write
more
you loose either way, but FEED ME!!!!!
Notes: This is just another reason to reply to my e-mails. Shame on you
all!!!!
Dedication: To all my pretty little Wingged Monkeys... and for Miss Eidith
and Miss Sunshine... who came to visit me while the stars sang a lovely
tune... umm, sorry channaling Dru again! *shrug*
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Buffy was purple. She had no real good reason, but she was purple. Her
hair was still blond, of course the nappy hoe's rutes were showing! But if
you ask me its sound like a personal problem. Spike was dancing in the
graveyard, boucing on the head stones, in a frilly green tutu... and orenge
tights... he was also wearing a silver t-shirt. "hello, purple Slayer." Said
the dancing Spike, "My name is Lili FierFly..."
"Xander you're stupid." Cordelia said, as the author chooses a random time
to
change sense. "Yeah, well... your a little donkey!!!" Screamed Xander as he
threw up Willow at Cordy. Oz wofl caught her. But fell on his tail and
cried.
"You suck!!!" Buffy laughed at The dancing Spike. "yeah, well your purple
and
naked." Just then Faith walked in, with her perfect body and lovely soft
hair. "Guess who the authors favorite charector is?" Faith asked popping her
bubble yum in Buffy's face. Faith pushed Willow into the mud and gave
cordelia a really bad home perm, she looked like the girl from the afro puff
commercial. Faith was in a pair of lovely black leather pants and a very
cute
red baby-t with a black rose on it. Her lover Angelus, walked in kissing her
hotly. Angelus punched Xander in the face again, cause the author thought
that was just a kick ass thing to do. Faith and Angelus whent back to the
manchion and got it on. Then Buffy and nacked Spike got it on in the grave
yard, which is really yucky. Xander was knowed out and Oz was a wolf, so
Willow the Muddy and Cordy the afro puff girl whent in surch of Sir Wesley
the Winey. Giles turned into Ripper and when in surch of fun times with the
perfectest(it is too a word!) of the winged monkeys... the author of this
lovely story.
*****Thought for the day: The future of the world lies in hands like mine!*****
Hey it took me nearly 15 minutes to write this! That a longevity record here!
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