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This site is dedicated to the recently recognized phenomenon known as
"The Big Shirt", or by it’s lesser-known term "The Thug Dress".

The definition: A shirt of massive size, which envelops its victim, therefor, causing him to look as though he is wearing a dress. The shirt must reach, or surpass the knee in length in which to be classified as a "Thug Dress".

On this site we have cited many sad cases of this cruel and hateful crime against fashion, in hopes that we will quench it’s fury, before it is too late, and before the "Big Shirt" has forced it’s way into our homes as an acceptable means of dress. This is...When big shirts ATTACK!!
(Note: All identities have been protected due to the serious nature of this crippling ailment.)


Meet our first case, "Brandon".

Brandon is wearing the classic White Thug Dress. He is seen here propositioning a Caucasian Female. This is not uncommon practice for a person adorning the Big Shirt. The Thug dress tends to give it’s owner delusions of grandeur, therefor, the said "host" of Big Shirt believes he has more to offer then a male wearing a shirt of "normal" size and proportion.


Meet our next case, "Ron".

Ron is seen here adorning the classic White Thug Dress, with no variation in length or color. Please note that Ron is our first example of a Caucasian "host". This is especially important due to the fact that the Big Shirt phenomenon is not confined to any race, religion or age. More examples of which will be given in future updates.

In exhibit A. we see Ron surrounded by a number of loyal followers, primarily female. Historically, the "Thug Dress", as we will call him, is seen as the alpha male of the said group. He rightfully has first choice of any female contained there in. Notice that all hopeful eyes are set on the "Big Shirt" as he peruses his opportunities for a mate.

In picture B. we see that a mate has been chosen, while the rejected females are visually shaken. One standing in protest that she was thought unsuitable for the male adorning the Thug Dress. Wishing to avoid confrontation, where his White "cloak" could be dirtied or damaged , the "Big Shirt" swiftly escorts the chosen female to a secluded area, where we project that a mating ritual will most likely occur.

In photographic example C. we are able to glimpse the carrier of the Big Shirt, up close, and personal. We see here that not only is the Thug Dress long, and full, but the shot trousers are excessive in length as well. This gives the effect that both garments are in perfect proportions, but in fact, both are dangerously large. Ron here is a proverbial "ticking time bomb" of fashion.