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HALL VS AUSTIN WM! (Thundering words of NWO are heard, and the theme music of the scratchy guitar rift follow. The fans in Iraq jump on their feet and cheer because Iraq loves bad people. Since the NWO is supposedly "bad", they cheer. Since Tazz left the announce booth, it's just Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole to talk things over)
MC: King, did you hear about Scott Hall's most recent fine from Ebwf? King: He gets more fines than Scott Steiner ever did! Ebwf should just put return stamps right on Scott Hall's checks because they just go right back to them! MC: Well we've already heard from austin just a few minutes ago, I'm sure Scott Halls going to have a few things to say. Hall: Austin, I'm glad that you were able to make it safely back to your locker room back there. I was gonna come out here while you were in the ring and have a few things to say to ya, but I guess you're just too chicken, and had to get back there as fast as you could! You walk around and say how scared the NWO is, and how scared the NWO fans are..But austin, you're the one who runs to the back every time you're out here. You have to make sure you stay out of any conflict at all...Most of all, you've ran from the NWO every second you get! Austin, the NWO isn't scared....YOU'RE SCARED! See The Nwo is the best damn stable ever to grace the wrestling world! And The Nwo has been mowing down the competiton faster than Lebron James scoring 56 points! See The Bad Guy is still undefeated here in Ebwf and I am gonna add anotehr win on my resume as I take out that baldheaded redneck geek Steve Austin. I am gonna enjoy ending your career here at Wm austin. See I know that neck of yours aint that damn good and your knees are shot as well! See the Bad Guy knows all your weakness and I shall make sure I take full advantage of them as I embarass you in front of the world on saturday night at WM! See the Nwo is gonna make a huge statement as I shall destroy austin,Hogan shall win the people's title. Kane shall destroy jericho and Stiner is gonna mop the floor with sting! The Nwo shall gonna there domiance over the Ebwf at WM! See after the Bad Guy destroys austin I will soon wear gold here in Ebwf! I have domianting ever since I sighed a contract with Ebwf and joined Vampiro and his Evil Empire! And this is a huge warning to Ebwf I hope all you dumbasses did not forget our leader Vampiro! Because the Dark Angel shall be returning soon and you can bet all your money at Vegas that the Dark Angel will be ready to shed more blood and domiante once again like he always does! Before I get abck to my match with that beer drinking redneck. I got some stuff to address. First off christian just because you are holding vampiro's title, dont mean the Nwo is crumblin. HA HA HA that will never happen christian so you can take all them hopes and dreams put them in a trash can and light them on fire,because the Nwo is here to stay and domiante like we always do! The Nwo has domianted ever since we have steped foot in Ebwf! And nobody can stop the black and white express! Now back to austin. See chico you shall soon just become just another victim of the Bad Guy and the Nwo! ![]() HALL: I mean hell austin has not shown his face in Ebwf in a very long time. And Now this chico thinks because its WM time that he is gonna come and stand toe to toe with Scott Hall? Ha Ha Ha See austin face it you are washed up. Keep making movies with adamn sandler because if you dare step in the ring with the Bad Guy at Wm I will end your sorry career here in Ebwf! I mean what the hell have you done in the past three months to even desereve a match with the Bad Guy. I mean hell you have not won a match in ages in Ebwf and think you are gonna stop my winning streak of 5-0! Face it austin you are only in this match because of your name. You were a household name in the 90's in wwe but this is 2005 and Scott Hall and the Nwo are the top dogs here in Ebwf,not some washed up beer drinking hasbeen. Well face it austin, Hall's just BETTER than you! And I'll tell ya another thing...WHEN I win that match tonight, I got news for ya...You AREN'T gonna ever wrestle in Ebwf again!Because I am gonna end your career once and for all and thats a prmoise chico! ![]() Hall: Now once again I've gotten myself into another Non-title match. Well tonight austin, I just happen to be wrestling you and I am in a bad mood which means you are up shits creek without a paddle! Well austin,when we step in the ring, I'm gonna BEAT you and make you bleed and watch you cry like a baby! I'm then not gonna be over looked by Ebwf managemnet and they are gonna have to give the Bad Guy a title match. Face it, Ebwf just can't handle anyone GOOD having a title around here. Austin, you walk out here and want to let everyone know how good you are..How you stand up for what's wrong and what's evil..And you always wanna do the right thing!!! Well austin, that sounds like a bunch of other crap that came from someones mouth when they said that they were gonna rid the Iraqi people of someone who was horrible, and that they were gonna be freed from the wrong things taking place..This is Nwo's time,your time has past and gone! You just dont ahve it anymore steve! I mean everything comes to an end in life. Like the Bulls run of the best dynasty in the Nba in the 90's! See austin you had a great run in wwe I will give you that chico. But This is 2005 and the Nwo is still on top and running things. See the Nwo only gets better with time like fine wine! See we are the best damn collection of wrestlers put together by the Dark Angel Vampiro. We have domiated week in and week out here in Ebwf and no one can stop us! Hall pauses while the crowd boos loudly, agreeing with Scott Hall. He nods his head, and the camera pans signs being held of "No More Bush" and "Go Away" Well austin, it looks to me that the Iraqi people are doing just fine, and don't need any big shots to walk in and think they own the place! Just like Ebwf, they don't need you to walk in here and think you're the saviour of everything! Austin, YOU AREN'T! So you either have a choice to leave on your own, or be forced out...And austin, the NWO's not scared to force ANYBODY out! You're on some kind of mission to show everyone the good that you are...That everyone should follow in your path..Well in that case austin, we all know who YOU voted for last November! You try to "show the light" to the fans of the NWO, and to Hollywood, and to the Steiner..Well face it austin, people are BORED of you! People are sick of seeing you out here every night thinking you're the greatest in the business...Austin, you aren't! Wrestling didn't get popular because of you. It took your own politics in beating up mcmahon and causing hell razing and driking beer in WWE to get the limelight...You couldn't do it on your own because everyone knows you suck! You have no ability, and people don't wanna see you, so you had to force it on everyone! Hall: Austin, while you were struggling to get a reaction even when you forced yourself on people, I was in WCW with the NWO making you rich! Because of the NWO, wrestling became famous again! Well once again, because of the NWO, wrestling became famous again! Austin, every Ebwf arena we go to now is sold out because of the NWO! When I first showed up, there were empty seats and tarped off sections...Now everywhere we go, the once tarped off and empty seats are now jam packed with nwo-ites just dying to get a glimpse of the Black n' White express...They aren't here to see you! So this brings me to my latest survey.. (The crowd then cheers really loud, knowing what's coming Hall:Are all you people here tonight to see.. Hall: EBWF?!?!?!?! (The crowd boo loud) King: Heh...Well they sure don't like Ebwf... Hall: OOOOOOORRRRR....Did everyone come here tonight to see the: (Hall holds the mic out to the crowd and they respond very loudly N W O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make that one more....For the GOOD guys! Hall: Austin, I'm not gonna stand out here and talk about everyone else's match tonight, cause really...I DON'T CARE! Austin, every single time in your career you couldn't ever get it done on your own! Every time in order to get a crowd reaction, you'd have to come out here with a group of people...Whether the group was the two man power trip or any other lame ass group you were with. Austin, you have to feed off of everyone elses popularity in order to get anywhere! That's why before you kept spreading rumors of the NWO wanting you to join, just so you could feed off of our popularity and try to make yourself look bigger than you actually are! You and everyone else knew you stood no chance in joining the NWO, you just wanted to get the word out! When you were in WWE, you knew that the NWO was outshadowing you and your royalty gimmick every Monday night, so you wanted to try and copy the nwo but nobody wanted to join your ego ass! Well now austin, you once again know that you can't compete against the NWO, so you have to go out and act like some bad ass sherrief who is gonna stop the nwo! Austin, you wont get the job done on your own, and you can't get the job done with other people....Especially when they're nothing but life long midcarders! We proved that once again on raw, and austin, tonight after I beat you, it's gonna be Scott Hall: 1 austin: 0!!!! Hall: Austin I don't care what kind of match i am in,because I dominate every match that I am in! Austin this time you aren't gonna be able to run anywhere! I'm gonna beat you so hard, you're gonna be begging like the little b###h you are! I'm gonna pound my bare fist's against your skin until I see blood coming from it! Austin, most of all, after I BEAT you tonight, I'm FINALLY gonna call the shots! It's gonna be no more "non-title" matches...Cause austin, the NWO's already PROVEN that we can beat anybody there is in Ebwf, you can keep bringing in new people, but the NWO's gonna just steam roll over every one of them! You can form every group you want, but it's STILL not gonna be good enough! Tonight, once again, the NWO takes charge as the Nwo will destroy everyone in our path! And soon the World Title will be coming home to the NWO very soon where it belongs when Vampiro destroys christian once and for all! And soon the tag titles are coming to the NWO too! After tonight, you'll find out once again why the NWO is.... Just... TOO.... SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!! (The Nwo theme starts back up and Hall does his "Razor" taunt into the camera. He drops the mic and begins to exit the ring.
Michael Cole:
Scott Hall: Ohhhh shit!! You scared the shit out of me...you cant be walking up on people like that...chico!
Michael Cole: Ok sorry! I just wanted to get a word with you.
Scott Hall: Yo listen! Don't you got anything better to do? Every fuckin week you come up to me and want to talk to me. Fine somebody else chico because I aint got time!
:: Scott Hall spits the coke in Michael Cole's face and walks away to the NWO locker room... ::
Hogan: Was up Brother?! Scott Hall: Nothing I just came here to relax but after we relax we have to go down to the ring and take care of some business because im sick and tired of being disrespected night in and night out and now it's going to be time for them to pay! Hogan: Yeah man...me too people think I have to be "laid back" hogan all the time but it's not going down like that no more it's time for a change...a change that will be better off for me...not what piper wants! Im sick of john cena too! Who does he think is...stealing my quotes for his promo...im going to have to teach his punk ass a lesson! Scott Hall: Yea...Piper gave me this washed up piece of shit and he goes by the name of Austin. I might be old but im still in shape and im going to out smart him and run circles around him in the ring just like I did Orton...at raw! On a grading scale austin is a "E" and myself 'Scott Hall' is a "A+++++" Hogan: Yeah Brother your not lying...I don't even consider john cena competition...because he's simply not at my level yet!I am the Biggest Icon ever in this business! I was winning titles and destroying legends while he was still in diapers! Scott Hall: I hear ya chico! Enough talking let's go down to the ring and teach these punks a valuable lesson they will never forget! :: Scott Hall and Hogan exit their lockeroom and make their way down the corridor and await behind the black curtains for their music to hit....then finally after the tech crew gets the word....their music blasts through the PA system and the crowd starts to booooo loud...Hall and hogan just laugh and brush it off their shoulders....They both enter the ring and Hall goes over to the side of the ring and grabs the mic from Lilian Garcia... :: Da Bad Guy: Cut the music!!! Da Bad Guy: Now the Nwo came out here to take care of some un-finished business! We both feel that our oppenets are no match for us so we will just brush them off and move on to bigger and better things! Hogan...you see that fan over their holding up that sign sayin "Nwo Sucks!!" Hogan: Yea I see it. Scott Hall: Let's go over their and teach that fat boy a lesson! Were sick of being disrespected!!! :: Hall and hogan slide of the ring...Hall goes under the ring and grabs a chair and hands it to hogan...while Scott Hall goes up to the fan holding the sign and grabs him by his shirt and tosses him over the guard rail into enimies territory! Hall then spits in his face and puts the mic in his face :: Scott Hall: Maybe this will teach you not to fuck with the best! Ebwf FAN: Pleaseeeee let me go!!!! Scott Hall: Shut up fat boy! Now tell me how this feels. :: Hall drags the fan in the middle of the ring and tells Hogan to put the steel chair oh his face....while Hall is holding the fan down Hogan climbs the turnbuckle onto the top rope and jumps as high as he can and stomps on the chair leaving the fan in a bloody mess! Hall then drops the mic and pics the fan up and tell's Hogan to grab a table from under the ring and set it up......Hogan set's up the table and Hall puts the fan between his legs and sets him up for the Outsider's edge...before he does it he throws his toothpic into the camera and then delivers the outsiders edge right on the table!!! While hogan is taunting the fan in spanish Hall slides out of the ring and grabs another table and sets it up outside of the ring and he gives the signal to Hogan to roll the fan outside of the ring....Hall sets the fan up onto the table while hogan is still in the ring...then Hogan starts running to the other side of the ring and he bounces off the rope and gives a vicious leg drop!! Hall helps hogan up and they drag the fan up the ramp laughing as the cameras fade out... :: |