![]() The scene opens up at a small race track outside of Venice Beach, California. Jerry Lawler has been sent out on special assignment for the first time in his entire life, and this is were his trip has brought him. As he enters the entrance of the venue, he hears a loud noise coming from within the track area. It’s a lone motorcycle, zooming around the track. Lawler stands on the edge of the track with a microphone in his hand. The camera crew patiently waits behind him. The motorcycle flies by Lawler and the camera crew, and Lawler is almost knocked on his backside. The cycle makes one more revolution around the track, then it slows down and approaches Lawler. Lawler walks out on the track to meet the man on the bike. Lawler gets up to the man, who is wearing all black. Black jeans, black nwo shirt, black leather jacket, and a black motorcycle helmet. The man takes off the helmet as the crew approaches him, and Hollywood Hogan’s halfway bald head is in clear view of the camera now. The only hair left on his head, is the long blonde hair, from the back and the sides of his head. He is kind of winded from riding so fast, and maybe you see a bit of his age set in. ![]() Hogan: Good to see you, King! Lawler: Well thanks Hollywood, I didn’t think you would call me King though. Hogan: Why not, you called me Hollywood. Lawler: I’ve said some pretty negative things about you in the past, I didn’t know if you would be so thrilled to see me. Hogan: Well, you’re a commentary journalist, that’s your job. I actually do have respect for your Lawler. You were a premier wrestler in the south, before wrestling become a global phenomenon like it is today. Hell, you had a feud with one of the biggest comedians of all time, Andy Kaufmann and even got to play yourself in a movie. I’ve been in a lot of movies, but I don’t ever recall one where I played myself. Although I did beat up the Italian Stallion pretty good though, as Thunderlips! Lawler: Maybe I like you more than I thought Hogan, there is such a bad reputation you carry around. Hogan: Oh, and I deserve it. I pushed my weight around for along time in the wrestling industry. I thought that I had become bigger than the game. I thought I was like Barry Bonds or Randy Moss, those guys, think they are bigger than the game. But then I realized that not even Hulk Hogan is bigger than the game. Even Hulk Hogan isn’t bigger than life itself. And no matter what a wrestler will tell you, they aren’t either. Wrestlers and Boxers are kind of in the same arena, they talk a lot of smack, just because they have too. They have to build it up, so the fans want to see the match.
Hogan: Well, I don’t mean to contradict myself, but this is a match that really doesn’t need any build up at all. Wes announced this match just the other day, and I tell ya brother, I was stoked when I heard that I would be getting into the ring,and getting an oppurtuinty for gold here in Ebwf to show that hogan is the still one of the best of all time…. Lawler: I know that fighting john cena is a big deal to a lot of people, but come on, you are Hollywood “Hulk” Hogan! Hogan: I am Hollywood, baby! But ya know what brother! I am also a member of the most domianting group in wrestling the NWO! See lawler cena reminds me of a guy named Riki Choshu, who was my first oppent in japan. He was labled the next great superstar. So I went in there in the ring with Riki Choshu, and soon as we locked up I pushed him against the ropes and hit him as hard as I could with my forearm.That was about it.He never recovred from it. Anyway,I beat the guy up for two or three minutes and won the match. It made unbelievable news in japan because the sky was supposed to be the limit for this guy,and I had taken him out in two or three minutes. So that really set me up.See just like that match in japan,this match vs cena will shot his star outta the sky and shoot hogan back to the top of teh wrestling world! Cena is a wanna be thug, always has been and will be until the day he dies, that why I look forward to fighting him, but let it be known King, that he shouldn’t be feeling that same way about me. He shouldn’t be looking forward to stepping into the ring with the Largest arms in the world! Oh no brother, he should be shaking in his boots, and saying his prayers, because I’ll break his brittle bones down to the core if I have too. I will not show any mercy, because Nwo shows no mercy and no forgiveness! See the Nwo like a well oiled machine, we destroy everything in our path and stick together! I was by myself for many, many years, and gained many, many enemies along the way. At some point, I didn’t want enemies anymore, I wanted people who would watch my back too. So, that’s what I did, and the rest is history and I think everyone knows what I’m talking about. I’ve been good, then turned bad, see the Nwo rules the wrestling world and cena will find out why the Hulkster is the Biggest icon in history at WM!! But, don’t get me wrong, I fully intend to give cena a boot the face, then drop my Leg Drop across his throat, and pin his wanna be rapping ass 1,2,3. Then I will raise the Peoples Title high in the air and show the wrestling world that the Biggest Icon in wrestling still has got it!And that soon Hogan will be back on top of the wrestling world as the Ebwf world champion! Lawler: Well, your confidence is definitely there, Hollywood, and I know if it’s gonna be a great match between two nwo members.But I got one more question? Hogan: Shoot! Lawler: What if cena trys the fu? Hogan: I’d like to see cena try get me in the fu, which won’t happen, but even if he does get me in it, I know how to reverse it, and that’s what the ropes are for as well. But, let me ask you King, what’s cena gunna do, when I get him in the middle of the ring, and drop the big stinky leg drop on him? Is he going to tap? No, he’s not. He’s going to stay down for 3 counts, all day long, just like everyone else will in the Ebwf who decides to get in my path. Because the time is now, and cena is just the next guy on the list for me! It’s pretty much that simple, BRA! Later that day, Hogan is in his apartment in Venice Beach, and is contacted by an anonymous caller on his cell phone. Hogan: Hello? Anonymous: (weird voice) Hello, Hollywood. Hogan: Yo, brother, who is this? Anonymous: That is of no concern to you. ,font color=red>Hogan: Well, if you have my cell number, I think it is my concern, are you some crazy fan or something? Anonymous: A fan? Hah! Far from it! I just wanted to call and let you know, I have forseen that you will lose this Saturday to cena and that your Ebwf career will be short lived! Hogan: Well, I’ve got news for you BRA! Win or lose, I’ll be in the Ebwf for quite some time. But, what are you Ms. Cleo or something? Anonymous: Your almost funny when you try to make a joke Hogan, but not quite funny enough. Hogan: And you’re a smart ass who needs a big boot to the face. Anonymous: Who knows, maybe sooner than later you’ll have a chance to do it. Hogan: Well, I certainly hope so, and I’ll tell you what, you can pass Cena a little message for me. That I’m coming for him. I don’t like what he stands for anymore, and I don’t like what Cena is all about, and if I have to tear him down with my bare hands, then so be it! Anonymous: You certainly do have an ego for an OLD MAN! Hogan: Brother, I might not be the youngest buck in the yard, but I still got a helluva kick! Believe that, bra! Anonymous: Hogan, break a leg on Saturday…. Literally! Hogan: Well sweet dreams to you too sweet heart, maybe if you weren’t such a coward, you would reveal (phone hangs up) …. Yourself?? Hogan finishes with a confused look on his face, and he brings the cell phone from his ear and looks at it, with a flabbergasted look on his face. Hogan: What a jerk! Hogan’s cell phone quickly rings again, and he picks it back up off the counter, it says No Info on his caller ID, and he answers. Hogan: Listen bro, if you got something to say you can say it to my face at WRESTLE MANIA, Nwo locker room is always open! Cole: Hey, it’s Michael Cole. Did I catch you at a bad time? Hogan: No, I thought it was someone else! Cole: Who? Hogan: You ask too many personal questions Cole, what do you want? Cole: I thought I’d called and see if I could get the second part of that interview you promised me! Hogan: I guess now is as good of time as any, shoot. Cole: How do you feel today, still just as confident. Hogan: Damn cole are you stupider than a box of rocks! You know it. Cena is the #1 thing in my sights right now.I am ready to tear him to shreds and walk outta WrestleMania as the new Peoples Champion. Cole: There are rumors flying around the locker room, that cena doesn’t like your comments your had for him. Hogan: Rumors, you can have them, that’s about all they are good for, just the little girls who like to gossip, Michael Cole. Just heed my words, I will defeat cena at WrestleMania, and I will walk outta Wrestle Mania as a champion with gold around my waist. Cole: Good enough for me, next question. Hogan: No more questions Cole, if I have anything more to say, I’ll show up at a Ebwf event, until then, do me a favor. Cole: What’s that? Hogan: Go join the backstreet boys on there new tour and Don’t call me again. Hogan hangs up the phone, then it rings again. Hogan: WHAT! Hogan’s wife: Why are you yelling at me. Hogan: Oh sorry honey, I thought it was someone else. Scene fades to black, as Hogan continues to talk to his wife on the phone. ![]() |