Leno: Ladies and Gentlemen we have a great show for your tonight, Tom Hanks is here!
**Crowd applauds.
Leno: Hollywood “Hulk” Hogan is here as well!
Leno: And musical guest, Blink 182 is here.
Crowd applauses as the Tonight Show goes to commercial break. After a 10 minute segment with Tom Hanks, they go to another commercial break. Tom is still sitting out there with Jay, but now on the couch. They come back from commercial and Jay Leno is looking into the camera from his desk.
Leno: Now, ladies and gentlemen it is my honor to bring out a man who we’ve had on this show many times before and a good friend of mine, Hollywood “Hulk” Hogan!
Jay’s band plays a version of Voo Doo Child as Hogan struts out, and the crowd cheers for him. He walks over and shakes Jay’s hand, then Tom’s hand, and the music stops. Hogan does some flexes for the crowd, and then sits down in the chair, next to Jay.
Leno: So how’s it going Hulk.
Hogan: Not too bad Jay.
Leno: Let me get this straight, right off the bat, your wrestling again?
Hogan: That’s right Jay, I’m in the Ebwf now, and been destroying everything in my path.
Leno: I can’t believe your making another come back, I mean I have faith in you, but when are you ever going to hang it up? Do you really think you have it in you anymore?
Hogan: Jay, a lot of people are asking that question, I’m not stupid, I know everyone has their doubts. But, I’ll tell you one thing, I don’t have a doubt in my mind, that I can be the great once again. I have a good feeling in my heart, that I can go all the way back up to the top of the mountain in the wrestling industry.
Leno: Well, we are all behind you here at the Tonight Show, Hulk.
Hogan: Well I appreciate that Jay.
Leno: I don’t know if anyone remembers, but I actually wrestled you and Eric Bischoff years ago in a match.
Hogan: Well, you did have a little help from DDP. Eric is a big wuss, if I would have never tagged him in, I could have taken you both down in a handicap match, or Jay, we can have a rematch right now, you and Kevin versus me.
Hogan says with a big smile on his face.
Jay: No, that’s ok. Let’s talk about your upcoming match. Who are you fighting this Saturday at Wm?
Hogan: This Saturday I will be facing off against John Cena for the peoples title!
Jay: Now Hogan aint cena in the nwo? and this that guy cena is the wanna be rapper right? He is supposed to be a eminem wanna be? He thinks he is the greatest?
Crowd laughs, and Hogan just smiles at Jay’s pathetic jokes.
Hogan: Yea brother,Cena is in the Nwo. But you see this is a title match and friendships are out the door. He is gonna learn why I am the biggest Icon in wrestling history! I headlined Wm's while he was in Diapers. He was watching Hogan slam andre while he was a little kid. You see Jay cena was a little hulkamaniac growing up,I know he had my posters all over his wall and thats why he joined pro wrestling. Then he joins Nwo and Now wants to trash Hogan in his latest interview! Well Cena is nothing but a snot snosed punk who will be taught a very painful lesson at the hands of Hollywood Hogan! But this is the first time we will fight in the Ebwf. Personally I’m looking forward to it.I am looking forward to adding more gold around my wiast. See the Legend of Hulk Hogan will never die. I just keep getting better and better as time goes by! But, don’t get me wrong, I’m on a mission. A mission to make it atop the wrestling world once more! I wanna add another world title on my resume! See This people's title will just be a stepping stone to taht world title. I have been domianting everyone in my path since I came outta retirement and shocked the wrestling world once more and joined Vampiro's evil empire! See Vampiro formed the Nwo in the Ebwf and asked me and scott hall to join! I mean the wrestling world was in a frenzy when the Nwo's theme blared over the Ebwf pa system and out walked vampiro,hogan and hall! Everyone was shocked and excited that the most domianting group in wrestling histroy was back in the wrestling world once again! And the Nwo has been destroying everything in our path since we arrived here in Ebwf! We have Showed that the Nwo is the best and no one can stop the black and white express! See cena can come out here and try to be Eminem all he wants but that aint gonna save hin from the wrath of the hulkster! See cena you think you are the greatest,Hell kid call me when you won a world title! I have won more world titles than you could ever dream of! I was wrestling in the 80's and 90's if it was not for me,cena you would not have a job today! I made it possible for wrestlers like you to make a career put food on your table! I made wrestling in the 80's! So tonight that ring I am gonna teach him some respect and beat the living hell outta him!.
Crowd giggles.
Hogan: But in all seriousness, I have something to prove,that I am still one of the greatest wrestlers alive today!Cena would be a nice victim to leave a bloody mess and walk outta WM as the new peoples champion and make a huge statement to Ebwf, that I don’t think even Wes Ikeda could argue that I deserve to be propelled back to the top of the wrestling mountain.
Jay:Well hogan you are very focused on winning that title at WM.Any more comments on what Cena had to say earlier?
Hogan: Cena you are a wanksta like 50 cent says! So you might wanna get a new carrer after WM. Since you like to sing so much I can get you on that lame ass show American Idol. See Cena you dont dealing with. I am gonna mop the floor with you and show you that you couldn'y even lace my boots! Cena you are in the precense of Greatness. You are gonna be in the match of your life with the Immortal Hulk Hogan! I know you are acting that thug image you protray to the fans in ebwf,but I know deep down inside you got butterflys and are scared to death of hollywood! I mean hell you are on the biggest stage in wrestling WM! This is the grand daddy of them all. This is our superbowl,our nba finals, our World Seriers,Our Daytaonya 500! This is the Biggest stage of wrestling every year! And cena you are stepping in the ring with a wrestling Icon! I have done it all in wrestling cena just remember that. You should be damn greatful that you are in a match with Hogan! I am gonna enjoy showing you that hogan still has it, that hogan is gonna be climbing the moutain here in Ebwf and soon I will win the World Title. First It starts with taking your peoples title that you hold so dearly. See when you get in that ring and stare across you will look into the eyes of a man who is burning with desire and ready to tear you to shreds! You can come out here and call me old, blah,blah, everyone has used that lin eover and over again and look where they are at, in hogans wall of shame. See they were all talk before the match, then when the match started they had there ass handed to them by hollywood! And Wm will be no diffrent as I shall destroy another loud mouthed punk and leave him crying in the ring like a little girl! I will be walking outta WM as the New Peoples Champion and there aint a damn thing you can do about it! Like I said, when that bell rings at WM, and all the electricity is running through the air, yea, I’m going to be ready for the cena, and I’m going to drop the Big Leg drop on you, just as I promised jindrak I would do, then it’s done, 1..2…3.. Hollywood is going to WrestleMania, Brother, and he’s going to run wild all over you and win the Peoples Title!
Jay: Well thanks Hollywood for joining us tonight! We have to go to another commercial, really appreciate the time.
Hogan: No problem Jay, anytime, and remember everyone watch me on Saturday,at Wm, take cena to school!
Tonight Show goes to break. SCENCE 2 The next day, Ebwf is having a House Show in Pensacola, Florida. Ebwf is testing out some of their newer talent on the card, and half the crowd isn’t sure who some of the wrestlers are. After a match where the crowd was dead quiet, “Voo Doo Child” by Jimi Hendrix hits throughout the arena. The crowd explodes. The music blares throughout the arena, and all of a sudden Hogan steps out from behind the curtain, playing the air guitar.
SCENCE 2
The next day, Ebwf is having a House Show in Pensacola, Florida. Ebwf is testing out some of their newer talent on the card, and half the crowd isn’t sure who some of the wrestlers are. After a match where the crowd was dead quiet, “Voo Doo Child” by Jimi Hendrix hits throughout the arena. The crowd explodes. The music blares throughout the arena, and all of a sudden Hogan steps out from behind the curtain, playing the air guitar.
Hogan puts his hand to his ear as he walks down the isle, and the fans chant Hogan, Hogan, Hogan, as he steps into the ring, and the time keeper hands him the mic. Hogan walks around the ring, until the music stops playing, and the crowd is still chanting Hogan, Hogan, Hogan.
Hogan: Well, ya know something bra’s!
Crowd explodes at Hogan’s first words.
Hogan: nodding his head, with a smile on his face, looking at the crowd through his sunglasses. No one thought that the Nwo would come back and rule the wrestling world!
Crowd hisses.
Crowd: Hogan, Hogan, Hogan!
Hogan: I know everyone is anxious for Wrestle Mania to get here! And so am I! I am ready to tear joh cena to shreds brother! He is just a wanna be gangsta but in all reality he is just a wanksta! Hell Jutsin Timberlake is more of a thug than he is! See cena your just a weak link in the Nwo! You couln't hold any of our jock straps! See the only reason we let you in the Nwo is because we felt sorry for your lame ass! Hell you were just my lap dog, You would be like MR.HOGAN do u need coffee! And you would fetch it like a good dog! You were my little bitch! See cena you wanna run your mouth about the Hulkster,well when I wrap these 24 inch Pythons around your neck,like a venoums snake who suffocates there pray! See Cena your playing with the big dogs, we aint no pups like the peep crew! See the peep crew were bitches and we made them our hookers on the corner, I am gonna do the same to you at WM! You will be on the corner making me lots of money! See cena you wanted a war with the hulkster,now your bitch ass is getting one! See Nwo rules the Ebwf and we do what we want,when we want! So, brother, you might say that cena is a speed bump for Hollywood “Hulk” Hogan. In other words, your just an obstacle that I must jump over to get to the next hurdle, to get to that finish line. I’ve only been in the Ebwf for a few months, but I can definitely see the light at the end of the tunnel, cena! And it’s bright, and it’s a bright future for me and all of the Hulk-a-maniacs that still live on today!
Hogan paces around the ring, and motions to the crowd some, then talks again.
Hogan: Hollywood is coming straight for you, and on Saturday you will feel the power of the largest arms in the world! You will feel the electricity of the Hulk-a-maniacs, and you will definitely feel the Power of Hollywood and Hulk-a-mania as I drop the Big Stinky Leg Drop on you, and run completely wild on the Ebwf. Because it’s coming Cena, can you feel that in your stomach? Are you getting nervous yet? If your not, just ask christian if you should be? I bet his ass in that ring 1 2 3. If you plan on beating me on Saturday night, cena your going to have to pull out all the stops! Your going to have to hurt me, and knock me out, so I can’t move, because I refuse as long as I can move to let my shoulders go down for the 1..2..3.. and I refuse to give into pain, and give up in a match. That’s just the way I am . I am completely rejuvenated! I am at my peak now. I know that’s hard to believe, but I have more confidence inside the squared circle, than I’ve ever had before, brother! Cena is a fool, and Hollywood is JUST TOO SWEEEET! Bra!
Hogan drops the mic in the middle of the ring, and his music hits. The crowd stands on their feet, and Hogan puts his hand to his ear, and points to the crowd, and listens to who can give him the biggest reaction. He then goes into a pose, flexing his arms, and the crowd eats it up. Finally Hogan steps out of the ring, and walks to the back. Before he can get to his locker room he is stopped by Michael Cole.
Cole: Hollywood, can we get a quick word with you, so we can air it on the Ebwf recap show on friday?
Hogan: Sure, why not!
Cole: First of all, congratulations on your winning streak here in ebwf.
Hogan: Thanks, but congrats not needed, I’m on to bigger and better things now.
Cole: Obviously, now, that you get a title shot at wm.
Hogan: Of course brother,the hulkster gets his first oppurtunity at gold and you can bet your back street ass that Hogan is walking outta WM with the peoples title around his waist. I am gonna give Cena the big leg drop and get the 1,2,3.
Cole: Did you punk cena out?
Hogan: Of course the hulkster punked out cena like ashton Kutcher does on punk'd every week on Mtv.(Hogan says with a smirk on his face)
Cole: I understand. So, what’s your strategy this Saturday, when you take on cena.
Hogan: I’m going to go to my Gym in Venice Beach and I’m going to train all week. My new trainer has some good cardio work outs for me, that will help me go for a longer time in the ring if need be. I’m also going to study some tape of cena. I’m going to try to pick out some tendencies of theirs, and see if I can’t find a weakness. I’m going to be prepared for anything. Whether it’s a straight one on one match,or if he try's to cheat I’ll be ready either way, and I’ll be ready to kick some major ass, bra!
Cole: Well, thank you for your time Hollywood, hope to hear from you later this week!
Hogan: You can count on that, bra!
Scene fades to black, as Hogan enters the Nwo locker room completely in thought and in tune with what he needs to do to continue winning in the Ebwf.