LET ME COMPLAIN, I'M AN OLD WHORE!
Tired of old people trying to be something they're not? Well the next time some old bastard confronts you show them this.
Look at this bitter old bitch, she's one of those fuckers that always complain about us younger people havin no respect, HOW COULD WE?!?!?! You got no self-censorship, no sense of fashion, no job, can't drive and smell bad, they're all like a whole bunch of babies, except larger, weaker, and meaner.
MY SCHOOL WANTS ME TO DO COMMUNITY SERVICE, TO HELP PEOPLE LIKE THIS, I'M OFFENDED, YOU SHOULD BE TOO!