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Trish Stratus has been absent from WWCF television for about a week. Following her victory over Dawn Marie Jericho. Trish took some time out to re-evaluate her priorities in the WWCF and she has made a crucial decision which tonight will give her leverage within the Woman's Division.
The show erupts with fireworks exploding from all around the arena. The WWCF fans rise to there feet as the titantron blasts out loud music.
Josh "I should never ring announce on Smackdown" Matthews:
I'm here with Mary Lloyd and together tonight we are hosting the show that will lead us into the next WWCF week.
Mark "I look stupid" Lloyd:
Thats right Josh, Welcome to another week in the WWCF. But first of all we would like to talk about the Woman's Division and there has been some major up roar in the division.
Josh "I should never ring announce on Smackdown" Matthews:
Well ever since Mick Foley and Stephanie McMahon took the position of Co Heads of the Woman's Division there has been a hell of a lot of problems. Mick Foley and Stephanie just simply cannot agree on what they are going to do with the division. Stephanie McMahon seems to want the divas under control. But Mick Foley has very different ideas.
Video footage is shown from last week on Smackdown where Mick Foley announced the first ever "Diva Chamber" Match.
Mark "I look stupid" Lloyd:
I for one am looking forward to the Woman's Championship Match at the next Pay Per View a diva Chamber match is going to be one hell of an epic battle. This encounter of five divas who will be determined by who defeats who in singles matches running up to the event. With the winners of the matches going through to the diva chamber match will have a major oppurtunity in challenging Victoria for the Woman's Title.
Josh "I should never ring announce on Smackdown" Matthews:
Your right Mark, That match is going to be off the hook. Lets talk about one diva now especially. Trish Stratus, This Diva has become extremly popular since she debuted a few weeks ago. However she has not really developed as a character yet. Trish has been teaming herself with many different people over recent weeks from Charlie Hass to Jeff Hardy really trying to find a place for herself in the WWCF but now we believe that tonight Trish Stratus has a major announcment for us in regards to what she will be doing in the WWCF from now on.
Mark "I look stupid" Lloyd:
I cannot wait to here what Trish Stratus has to say, Whatever it is I think we can all safely say that it is going to be very important.
Josh "I should never ring announce on Smackdown" Matthews:
Lets take a look at some of the recent events that have taken place especially at Bad blood where Co head of the Woman's Division Stephanie McMahon was smashed through a table by Kimberly Page, Torrie Wilson and the WWCF Woman's Champion Victoria.
Footage is shown of Bad Blood where the tag team match ended much to the anger of Stephanie McMahon and then of Stephanie McMahon being women handled by some of the divas.
Josh "I should never ring announce on Smackdown" Matthews:
From what is known from Stephanie McMahon's injuries. She will be recovering very shortly. Our hearts go out to Stephanie and we wish her the best of luck in her recovery.
Mark "I look stupid" Lloyd:
Yes Stephanie we want you back ignore Foley's new stupid song from Smackdown. The WWCF Woman's Division needs you or it will go crazy if Foley has his way.
Josh "I should never ring announce on Smackdown" Matthews:
Well Trish Stratus, I believe is on her way out here or will be very soon
Trish Stratus is seen walking backstage. She receives a mixed reaction from the Crowd.
She walks up to a locker room door which has a big gold sign on the outside in big letter it has "The Rock" written on it. Trish smirks and licks her lips as she pushes the door open after knocking.
Trish Enters the locker room and to her disappointment The Rock is fully dressed.
"The Great one" The Rock
Well if it isn't the beautiful Trish Stratus.
Trish Stratus
Hey Rocky, I just thought I would come in here and say how great it is to have you back. You being away from the WWCF so long meant that a lot of the female fans were very upset. You know I was wondering if there were an nude scenes in your new movie because that would make it such a great film.
"The Great one" The Rock
I know your game Trish, You want to taste the people's strudle. Well Trish, There are no nude scenes in my new movie but if your lucky I might one day give you a private screening.
Trish Stratus
*smirks* I just want to say that it is great to have you back
Trish leans in and kisses The Rock on the cheek.
"The Great one" The Rock
What in the blue hell was that? You call that a kiss Trish Stratus. I think that you should give me a better welcome back than that.
Trish grins as she grabs The Rock and pulls him in closer she then plants a kiss on his lips.
Trish Stratus
Maybe, I will see you around
Trish smirks again as she leaves the locker room. When she is on the other side of the door she sighs happily as she makes her way out towards the ring.
Mark "I look stupid" Lloyd:
Woah, Trish and The Rock seem to be getting a bit hot in there. I cannot blame The Rock for trying
Josh "I should never ring announce on Smackdown" Matthews:
Me neither, Trish Stratus will be on her way out to the ring next
A Kurt Angle Desire video is shown followed by the "Don't try this at home" announcment.
Following the video package. Trish Stratus' music sounds from the P.A System. The fans rise as out onto the ramp walks the canadian beauty.
Howard: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome WWCF Diva...TRISH STRATUS!
Trish climbs up through the ropes and gets into the ring a huge smile on her face. She takes a microphone from Howard and then begins to speak.
Trish Stratus:
Now, I am sure that many of you are wondering exactly why I am out here tonight and exactly what my announcment is. Well first of all I would like to make the first of three announcments which will change the future of my career in the WWCF. First of all, I have been in the WWCF just a few short weeks and in this time I have seen many different women compete and I have seen how many of the ladies backstage put there hearts into everything that they do from Victoria and Torrie Wilson to Dawn Marie Jericho and Sable. All the women in this company work damn hard to present themselves to the man as hard working women who want to excede in what they do. In my time here I have seen exactly what the atmosphere of working in front of a huge audience is like and what it is like to help someone achieve there goals and to watch what it is like to see someone who I have watched on Television for the last few months and to break out into the WWCF and compete until they reach there goal. When I first arrived in the WWCF I competed as a manager. But I have the in ring experience and competition from my days in the WWE that allow me to compete in this very ring. Yet at the time of my debut I had not thought of what I wanted to do so I teamed up with Team Angle but was not happy working with Charlie Hass or Kurt Angle. No disrespect meant to those guys its just I do not feel that was the right place for me. However I do believe that I should be at the side of someone within the WWCF. That man should be one of the top performers and lets face it I want a man who has the best body and is the sexiest man in the WWCF and I want to be very happy with that man as his manager. So I am offering my services to THE ROCK! Since I have arrived I have had many offers but The Rock acted like the gentlemen that he is and he has always been a great guy to be around so now I have decided that I want to be your manager Rocky if you will have me. So that is my first announcment. Now for my second announcment.
The fans began to chant "We want puppies" As Trish continues to speak.
Trish Stratus:
The WWCF has always been home to me because it has everything. I guess I know exactly what Dorothy meant when she was talking about canzas. The WWCF is my home and I will always be around it. The WWCF is the place I want to be whether it is in active competition, backstage, a manager, a writer or whatever the case maybe. I want to prove myself exactly to the fans. Sable in her first few years in the WWF all those years ago went from a manager to a superstar and I am going to try to do exactly the same. The WWCF has gone from strength to strength and with that said it is exactly what I want to do that is why I have decided that I want to become an active competitor once again competing in the ring. You see the old Trish Stratus is back again and I am not just going to take the crap from the women backstage and I am not going to be forced into cat fights and stupid style matches. I am a competitor and starting at the WWCF Diva Chamber Match after I win my place and then I will go on to become the new WWCF Woman's Champion taking the title away from Victoria and proving why I am better than the divas in this company because I have worked damn hard to get where I am today. It is time for everyone to either put up or shut up and believe me I am definetly going to put up 100% Stratusfaction guarnteed.
The fans cheer as Trish poses for them.
Trish Stratus:
Now I have a third and final thing to announce. The WWCF Woman's Division is set up and revolves around alliances with certain people whether it be with Mick Foley, Stephanie McMahon, another diva or whoever the WWCF Woman's Division is all about how you wrestle and who is there to back you up and that is why I have a huge announcment. Way back in the WWF I made friends with a very special competitor and this women has helped me through a hell of a lot in my life. Plus the fact she dated one of the hottest guys in wrestling. Please welcome my very good friend and new tag team partner...LITA!
The fans go crazy as out onto the ramp walks Lita.
Lita charges down to the ring followng a huge ovation. She gets into the ring and is handed the microphone by Trish.
Lita:
I am back baby! And it is about time that the other divas in the WWCF learnt a hell of a lot. It is about time that women like Molly Holly learnt to stand in line and Follow the Lita. Trish and I have a very good friendship and we will compete together and if we have to we will fight each other if it means that one of us can get there hands on the Woman's Championship. My time away from the WWCF has allowed me to reflect on exactly the mistake I made last time as to why I did not become the Woman's Champion and as of right now I will make damn sure that the WWCF Woman's Champion is going to come to either me or Trish Stratus. Nobody in this business has worked harder than we have to get the Woman's Championship and the women in the WWCF like Dawn Marie or Sable should go back to what they do best and that is walk around and have the fans chant that they want to see there tits because that is all they are. The women of the WWCF need to work there assess off to make sure that the Woman's Division falls in line and that each one of us can compete with the Men's division and now at this crucial point in wrestling the Woman's Division is as important to the fans as the mens and if it isn't then I don't care. The time comes in every women's life where she has to take the next step. I have taken it and I like exactly what I have found and no one I repeat no one is going to be able to get out of my way fast enough. Victoria watch out because the big dogg in the yard is back and she is coming to get you. Tick tock Tick Tock Tick Tock!
Lita drops the microphone as her theme music hits. Trish and Lita embrace as the show cuts to commericial.
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