Once in a while, if you are very quiet, you can hear the ghost of Danny the drunk Dung Beetle after you flush your toilet. This is the semi-TRUE story of his flushing downfall and horrible death. Once upon a time, there was a dung beetle named Danny. He owned a used car dealership. This is special because not too many dung beetles own used car dealerships anymore. Danny had a lot of money. He did not make this money from the cars, though. It was his illegal dung deals. All of the dung beetles went to Danny when they needed a cheap pile of crap. Danny made his dung different from other dung by flavoring it and coloring it. He is famous for passing his dung off as food and selling it to school cafeterias. Danny's dung was so good that even fruit flies thought that it was artistic. Then Danny had a good idea. He was going to tap into Oprah's sewage, which is the richest dung deposit discovered since Roseanne. When he found the pipe, he accidentally hit a gusher. Raw sewage flowed into the streets. It flooded the city, then the country, then the world. A bolt of lightning struck a piece of poo and ignited the poo gas. The planet caught on fire and killed almost every living thing. When the fire stopped, Only three living things remained. Danny the dung beetle, Reggie the lobster, and Jack the Jackalope. Danny, drunk by his own stolen crap, was then flushed down the one remaining toilet in the world by Jack the Jackalope.
Moral: Don't steal Oprah's crap.
