THE STORY OF WEATBY

Once upon a time,there was the island of Weabty, where the G-Rex roamed. The island was run by Ms. Schnid, who contrary to popular belief was not killed off in a tragic tortoise accident, yet was hermit. There was Mere, the genius who thought she was a piece of celery, the heartthrob Emily, and the champion jump roper Lexie. The hearthrobs bff was Heidi, the pregnant teenager. Heidi spent time with Stacey, the Clay Aiken groupie and Ahna, the mute chess player. They got food from Brian the dairy farmer and got golf lessons from Taylor, who was also the father of the pregnant teens baby. A plane had crashed on the island a few weeks ago, bringing a Romanian Pornstar/ski instructor named Jess and Russian Ballerina named Mitch. The plane was piloted by Andrew, who soon became the pool boy of Heidi. there was A. Cole, the island whore, and casey, the HUGE giant. The mother of A. Cole and Heidi was Lauren, a beautiful golddigger who banished A. Cole after she caught her bangning with the golddiggers latest boyfriend. Heidi adn A.Cole had been born on a yacht in the south of France after Lauren had a romp with Jimmy Carter and unfortunately, Heidi had been mistaken for a loaf of bread and was taken by the famous Spanish French Chef Juan Pierre. She was reunited with her mother after Juan Pierre got in trouble for cockfighting. Paul was a magical musician who could fly, and smelled bad after 20k's. Chris was the first mate of the plane crew who insisted on wearing man thongs and frolicking about the cabin, which was part of the reason why the plane crashed. He foudn his true love Abbigail, a mountain climber who raised emu's and wild platypus's up in the hills of Weabty.

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