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Universal Scale The Pink Room Quote ayfryafrwafr: i dont see shit revshady85: junior skip day? gearzzzzz: i get raped a lot JuLeS0284: ohh bore bore bore of the jungle tell me
gearzzzzz: im gonna kick ur
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I took off the geary sex pics till i get them uploaded so instead
i decided to give u guys a little but of XXX action. Yeah so enjoy:
Am I Hot Or
Not -6/11/03 Feeling Depressed? Go to the pink room. -6/5/03
my badass conversation with chua: yeah so i was sitting there in my chair one day watching porn and playing mortal kombat when all of a sudden i heard a noise and it was people bitching about how school sucked and that the last month sucked ass because teachers (mrs.ream- heretofore referred to as "'bitch'") happen to like pretending they know theyre shit by assigning tons of work. yeah after i realized it was me who was bitching i decided i am now designating June 1 - June 20 as JUNIOR skip day. basically no junior is allowed into AHS between those days unless they want theyre asses kicked, personally, by me and my friend 'bat'. i dont expect to be using 'bat' (from now on my metal bat shall be referred to as "'bat'") because i just dont think juniors even want to go to school (exceptions: SPED kids(heretofore referred to as the SPEDS), pussys(although 'bat' should help with these), losers and fat people). if by now u noticed im a supremist asshole whos in a bad mood - good job, ure right now pat yourself on the back and shutup. ok anyways instead of my usual badly drawn and illegally altered picture that i post up im going to give u assholes this link: http://maddox.xmission.com/commujism/ -5/29/03 river rave was fun, or should i say the rave tent and the fights because the bands themselves sounded like shit. horrible. 'jack johnson' and 'beck' are from now to be reffered to as princess because they fail every single man rule in the book. pathetic. anyways i forgot to mention the pregame that was fun too. one more thing: A FUCKING DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY officer ROLLED MY JOINT -5/26/03
todays only update will be me pissing u off by making the font smaller. hahahahhaa. -5/23/03 i made todays update temporarily font a little larger. this isnt because i suddenly decided to make friends with everyone its because todays topic is important to me. its important to me because it sucks: American Idol. to quote some guy from some movie "you suck fat rhinoceros cock" [if anyone remembers the movie this is from, points, cuz i forget] basically American Idol was a bunch of gay guys who can sing like celine dion performing on stage in front of thousands of adoring fans. im sorry, did I say thousands of adoring fans? i meant millions of senile middle aged fairies who have nothing better to then watch a virtual sing a long on tv. personally, id rather saw my left arm off with a rusty shovel then sit through a whole episode of "American Idol". its rather like watching an episode of seventh heaven, u get a ton of bullshit that u have to put up with and absolutely nothing interesting EVER happens unless its completely obvious like someone gets knocked up or falls into an open well and dies. anyways so im sitting there watching american idle with my dad whos like the biggest twinky ever cuz he gets all excited about whether some chick (clay) or some junk food-princess (ruben) is gonna win. techinically i just want to say please dont have an American Idle 2004/2005/etc ill kill myself. thanks for watching. - 5/22/03
props to geary we now have the Universal Fucked Up scale, check it out. - 5/20/03 well hello everybody. ive decided that everyone should give me pics and ill put them up so that we can see everybody look like the goofy, retarded morons they really are. so basically just send in pics of drunk people and if uve had enough ill put u on the website so everybody can make fun of how ridiculously retarded u are. dont bother giving me pics of ME, because as we all now: im naturally bronze, and i prefer to stay that way in the eyes of my fans. - 5/20/03 I know what you guys are thinking: This piece shit website has absolutely no content and was created for the sole purpose of pissing people off. Yeah, that basically hits the nail on the head. Honestly, the only satisfaction that your gonna get from this website is seeing me get the satisfaction of making you read all this bullshit in tiny-ass font. In fact, I dont EVER intend on increasing the size of this font because It makes me happy knowing you guys get satisfaction from giving me satisfaction. Yeah thats right, whos the ASSHOLE now? - 5/19/03 HOW NOT TO MAKE FRIENDS: token 515: well phinu there are 2
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