Two Old Ladies
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town
hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said,
"Life is so damned boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00,
I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. As fast
as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her
clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the
flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion
inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out
through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?"
asked her waiting friend. "I won first prize for Best Dried
days until I hit the big one!