Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women

#10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

#9 You can keep one handgun on the road and another at home.

#8 If you admire a man's handgun and tell him so, he'll let
you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.

#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 A handgun doesn't take up alot of closet space.

#4 Handguns function normally everyday of the month.

#3 A handgun doesn't ask... 'Do these new grips make me look
fat?'

#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!