Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are
Better Than Women
#10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
#9 You can keep one handgun on the road and another at home.
#8 If you admire a man's handgun and tell him so, he'll let
you try it out a few times.
#7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a back-up.
#6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 A handgun doesn't take up alot of closet space.
#4 Handguns function normally everyday of the month.
#3 A handgun doesn't ask... 'Do these new grips make me look
#2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
#1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun!