Some of these are the funniest things I've ever read in my life, some, not so much, and some might be offensive to some people, but I'm not forcing you to read them.

Two old ladies

 Lawyers vs. Doctors

Dear Santa,

A cow, a man, and his wife

Hairless woman

Emotions party

Washing Machine


Screw the preacher

Top 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women



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days until I hit the big one!


Live long and prosper grasshopper!