A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the
doctor asks him  what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a
pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its
rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough,
there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of
the cow's ass. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
looks like yours!'"