A lady just moved to a new neighborhood and wanted to throw
a party and decided to make EMOTIONS her theme. She asked all
to come dressed as their emotion.

The first to arrive was dressed in red; he was angry.

The 2nd was dressed in pink with a pink boa; she was tickled

A lady was dressed in green; she was green with envy.

The night went great with every emotion you can imagine, until
the doorbell rang again and there was a big old black guy
standing there, butt naked, with a huge hard-on & a pear stuck
right on the end of his dick.

"Oh my," said the hostess, "What are you?"

He said, "I'm fuckin dis-pear..."