The Official Website of The War On Snow

Why Snow must be eliminated in a timely fashion!

• If there is snow it is cold. And cold is bad!
• it creates ice leading to the deaths of innocent people!
• It leaves kids stranded at home sad because they did not get to learn at school.
• Avalanches! Without snow there would be no Avalanches!
• Polar Bears! They live in snow, and have killed innocent people before!
• Snow freezes water like ponds. It does this to trick people to walk out over the water. They think it is safe and BOOM the ice breaks and the snow has trapped them in the water!
• Snow causes cancer. This hasn't been proved but our resident investigator Ms. Shumaker is working on the research.
• People lick flagpoles and that is a trap by the snow wiht its glistening crystals luring us into get our poor tongues thrashed.
• Snow has weapons of mass destruction!
• Snow and Mother Nature are in coherts with Al-Qaida!

Thank you for your looking at the page. It is just a matter of time before the war begins. We will be taking convoys of Minivans that convert into boats called Miniboats all over the world. Once this war is over the world can be safe again!