My biography. Ok, it's short, but you don't really want to know all that much about me, I'm sure. That picture is my eye, yes. Don't look at me like that. It was a dark room. My pupils aren't that dilated.

My name is Jocelyn Ashley Wilde. Call me Ashley. Jocelyn is girly. Alright, that might not be my real name, but someone very wise once said to me that if you're going to do something that's probably a bad idea and is going to make you phenomenally embarassed if anyone mentions it, don't put your name on it. I've stuck by that for a very long time.

My hair is red, my eyes are blue-grey, the weird kind of blue-grey that is quite dark and somewhat unusual for my colouring. I'm growing out a fringe so I have a somewhat... interesting style. I'm pale and interesting, which is kinda a side effect of being somewhat anaemic. I wear too much make up and too much of it is glittery. I'm too colourful to be a Goth, too sombre to be a Raver, too old fashioned to be a Cybergoth, too tasteful to be Glam and too outrageous to be Lolita. In fact, I'm one of those embarrassing people, like policemen, journalists and tyrants, that everyone admires but nobody wants to be associated with. C'est la vie.

What else...? I have nine piercings (Four ear lobes, three cartilage, nose and navel), two pairs of Transmuters and a CD collection that no longer fits into my CD rack. I have so much Manga it's unhealthy. I play Dungeons and Dragons ("Why the hell did the dragon do that?" "Cause I'm the DM and I said so."), read Serenity Rose, Digger, Scary-Go-Round and Penny Arcade, and I enjoy teaching myself new skills. I've finished my exams and am currently wondering what the hell to do with myself until University, now that I'm not going to Japan.

Anything else can most likely be garnered elsewhere.