Putt putt, mum and hurty nuts!
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Gwen Strefani: Hollaback Girl! (It's my shit , it's my shit)
Well helloooo there!

How's it goin? Well I had plenny fun this weekend. I decided to go out with the Woolies crew on Saturday night and we ended up at mini putt putt golf course at Fox Studios. We split up into boys vs goils, with me, Aja, Nisha and Alex in one team and Kris, michael, michael H and Noel in the other. Course us chickies took our time. It's hard to putt in high heels!

Its ok though cos we were fairly amused by the boys cursing and competitiveness and the occasional rustling in the bushes looking for lost balls. Aja was left holding the "blue balls" :P
I won of course through sheer skill, determination and maybe just a leetle cheating :) but they dont need to know that do they.

Anyways afterwards we left alex, nish and noel behind and headed to the bowling alley at mascot. We only played pool and the odd video game though I did do some crude dance moves in front of the dj's box with him eggin me on (whoops hehe). The last place we went was Churchills after the gang complained they weren't drunk enough so Aja went on a gambling binge and lost as usual and we threw back some malibu & cokes and VB's (yuck Kris I dunno how you drink that crap).

Yeh so I went to bed late and woke up all crusty eyed the next day to the sounds of the phone. It was dad (abdulla bulbulla) who suggested we take mum out for mothers day which made me n javed look like losers cos we didn't suggest it (frikin dad!). So yeh after much deliberation we ended up goin to Taste of Thai restaurant in Randwick, (mum calls it "taste of thigh").

Pretty good food we all stuffed ourselves good then went to Maroubra Seals rsl for dessert and gambling (hmm sound familiar?). Man u guys need to go to that place the dessert is delicious, plentiful and cheap. I threw back some more malibu & coke (it helps me sleep alright!) and mum was stoked when she put $2 into a pokie machine and ended up with $110! Yay plus she got twenty off javed to start with so the night ended up great for her.

Yeh so another late night and another annoying early morning phone call later (what do these ppl do with their lives that they gotta be up before 12?). Its my bro Jo with some good news he wants to get the Hollaback Girl single but decides to buy the album instead and give it to me after burning himself a copy HOORAH! Oh and I found out the story I submitted about him getting hit in the nut's got posted on ODD TODD's site yay! For all those who dont know, odd todd is a creator of a series of hilarious flash cartoons based on his unemployed state. To see the story go to www.oddtodd.com and click on "monday's nuts" I signed my story off with rah, man he's gonna get pissed off when he finds out what I done :P

Did I mention that now Casey Donovan's a regular at Wollies Georgie has managed to rope her into singing at a charity event? Hehehehe

Anyways thats my ramble for today so CHERRIOS AND TOODLEDIDOO TO YOU!

From Koossmaaa to Casey!
Mood:  energetic
Now Playing: Flash file: Numa numa (hehelarious)!
Weeellll hellooo there!
Its been an eventful weeekend or saturday at least. Did I mention that the latest Australian idol Casey Donovan lives in my suburb now? Apparently she moved from Matraville (just down the road) to good ole Devitt Place in Hillsdale which would exlplain her frequent visits to Woolies where I sadly work :(

Anways I finally got my chance to serve her and although I was tempted to ask for an autograph I decided it was better not to look like a starstruck dickhead in the express lane. She seems like a nice person although all I said to her was how are you and "have a nice day" lol. Sorry shelly next time I see her I'll ask her for Guy Sebastian's number ok?

The best part of saturday night was spent at Kosma's 21st yay! Happy birthday to koz the snoz! Of course it was brilliant it was at the Bardwell Valley Golf Club, plenty of booze , plenty of yummy foood, a really good dj and every greek person in australia. Kosma btw is one of my ole high school fwens. The night was topped off with a yard glass full of beer (a really really huge tall glass of beer) which kosma couldn't skull hahahah cant hack it. But was finally finished by everyone it was passed to including Kosma's grandad (go nono!).

My favourite part was the dessert table which was laden with 20 types of dessert oh yeh I'll be feeling that on my ass for a while...I got to see ppl I havent seen in a while including Ben, susy (I stepped on her foot at the formal) and all of Kosma'a family, Eleni, Peter(all grown up *sob*), Spiro and Irene. All in all a great night lots of champagne and dancing and stuffing of the face. Oh the greel dancing was madddd too Zorba anyone?

Well thats all I got back to boring life and uni class test etc etc..

Cheerio!

Lord of the all Things!
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Gwen Stefani: If I was a rich girl lalalala
Why heloooo there,
Lazy sunday morning over here watching ciara 1-2 step on da tv. I went to da Easter Show tuesday basically friendless so I took my boyfriend along. It was XScream Tuesday so we got unlimited rides for $30 madddddd! I went on 11 rides so that means I only spent less than $3 per ride hehe. Dave on the other hand couldn't hack it and nearly puked after the third or fourth one but he soldiered on making his total 7 (but I still rule of course!)

My driving lessons prove useful cos I was fully riding his ass on the dodgem cars, I ended goin on the Claw, the scorpion, the thunderbolt, dodgems, the carousel, the gravitron, the ferris wheel, the la bamba, cliff hanger, the rainbow, the rest are kind of a blur. Omg the cake decorating was so kewl I know it sounds lame but you try making an underwater seaworld with flour and sugar or a minature toybox full of little toys before you laugh in scorn! Oh there was rat judging haha serious business that and Dave won me a Tazzy devil toy though I wouldn't have minded a Jumbo Bart!

Last night was fun went to Mandy's 21st! Shout out to the woman happy 21st yer oled fart! Hope you liked your pressie! Didnt get to stay long before we headed off to the Lord of the Rings Exhibition at the power house museum yer! Ppl I'm sorry you missed it if u haven't seen it cos last night was the last night of the exhibition, seriously its a must see. There was weaponry, costumes, models of orcs, the nazgul, soldiers and I swear to god the gown that Galadriel the queen of the elves wears is sooo beautiful. There was heaps of gross stuff too like all the prosthetic body parts used in the films and the ugly head of the huge spider that tried to eat Frodo EWWWWW.

Man I wish I had a life size model of Tree Beard that dude rocks! I could live on top of his branchy head sweeettt. Oh and finally we got to see the genuine, authentic, original RING FWOA! Too bad we were'nt allowed to take pics of anything :( Btw watch this space for Mandy bday pics yay! I gots a brand spanking new olympus digital camera from dave woohoo! (Yes I am a spoilt little shite).

CHEERIO!

Hot Cross Bums!
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Ciara: Goodies (My goodies NOT my goodies)!
Erro errybody

Was goin on! Easter holimidays woo hoo! Yes I am a lazy shite and I'm SUPPOSED to be catching up on three weeks worth of tutorial questions but that means THINKING and DOING and thats just not ACCEPTABLE from a povo uni student. I mean like why try when I can just sit here and look pretty (not doing a very good job of that by the way). Weeeellll I am now officially a fourth year rep along with ros yay! The Easter egg hunt didnt owrk as well as I'd hoped some crazy dude went nuts and collectd 121 eggs. Nobody realy remembers how many eggs were bought haha. I'm just thinking of all those missed eggs rotting away in some corner of building ten ewwwww yummmers!

I actually built a circuit that works and finished a lab yay! Trust me thats a big accomplishment considering I broke a leg off a transistor and a coupla things blew up doo de doo. Oh and the class is full of stinky boys that fart and pretend like they didnt WHATEVA MAN WHATEVA!I SAW U MAN DONT U BE LOOKING LIKE U DUN KNOW! Cheeky monkeys.

Everyone eat choc chip hot cross buns! Mainly becuase they're yummy but certainly cos it pisses ppl who like the raisin buns OFF oh yeh! Take that jase and ros! Welcome to the 21st century yer freaks! Anyways I wanna go to the Easter Show sometime next week I just gotta find some people to drag along....

Have a Happy Easter Yall!

Life is an Island
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Motorace: Shoot this
Hey everybody!(Hey Dr Rah!) Anyways I've just been buggered lazy and too pre occupied with the holidays and work and uni to be bother writing for what seems to be about 7 months now. I think everyone's given up on looking at this page cos nothing's changed and nothing's up LOL. Well I'll give u a quick run through of the high lights. Still with Dave, I bought a car and a laptop and am in the process of getting another computer. So far I've gone to see Eskimomo Jo at the UNSW, went to TRPOFEST which was a blast and lately went to see LANO AND WOODLEY's new show at the Opera House which is called THE ISLAND, check it out y'all it's HEHELARIOUS!

Besides the fact that the manager and Dave's workplace (David Jones) decided to go crazy and massively slash all discontinued stock resulting in $70 IPODS and $250 Laptops and $130 Digital Cameras. I've just been freaking out over doing science and engineering subjects where I am totally friendless and the work is WAYYYY to hard, errr no I do not know how to calculate Krichoff's Current Law in a Open Circuit with five resistors.

So instead of doing my functions and my calculus before the lecture I'm sitting here procrastinating with you isn't it fun! Oh gosh golly gee. So yeah I may actually get around to fixing the site maybe kinda sorta ahh we'll see.

Toodles

I'm Baaaacckkkkk!!! (THE DRAIN TERRORIST)
Hey y'all
I know its been long long time and you miss me, well I cant help it I'm just so wonderful LOL. Anyways enough about my big ego and onto whats goin on. Yes I've been bludging for the past five wonderful weeks away from uni but now its back to work and stress. This is presumedly my final year but depends on if I get work experience argh!!

Well Yesterday was an event and a half, I was hanging out with the Progsoc boys(no surprises there) one of which is now my beautiful boyfriend, shout out to my sweet davidina! When our brilliant evil mastermind Marauder came in and starting asking Marcus for his laptop. Of course we had to bug crap outta him about why he didnt use his own to which he replied "well, I got arrested". Ok when someone says that you can't just leave it there so after more pushing we managed to get the horrible and hilarious truth from him.

You must understand this is a very strange person we're dealing with. He's a member of the urban dwellers and as a result likes to hang around drains (don't ask,just accept). So he was driving past a very welcoming drain in Maroubra and decided to inspect it.Of course the police came and arrested him for trespassing on enclosed lands and suspected him of being a TERRORIST (at this point we're cacking ourselves). They drove his car away and cleaned his laptop of it's files (which is pretty harsh) and he has a court case in four months ROFL. Not that I dont feel any sympathy for the poor guy buts it's frikin hilarious. Of course we have to milk it for all it's worth I dun think the poor guy's gonna be left alone by us for a while hehehe.

Ok besides that excitement I've been trying to fix this website(yes I know it's crap dammit!) and work on other sites which I shall not speak of yet. Has anyone heard about that fashion outlet near liverpool/parramatta closing down? My cuz was on ten and nine news being interviewed by reporters about her sudden unemployment now it was closing. It had happened during mum's bold and beautiful episode which mum tapes so we have nice embarassing tape of her for her 21st. That was freaky, her name is Shaista Ishaq btw so bug her if you see her :-).

Anyways back to some sort of point yes I've been making and designing jewellry which hopefully I'll be able to post on the website for all to see (place your orders people!). I was also thinking of setting up a stall in market city, maybe I'll become a great designer and not have to do IT yay! (This sounds a lot like my popstar theory....)

Anyways noshi noshi ppls !

PANCAKES AND POWER OUTAGES
Hey all,

Yeah I know I know I haven't been writing for a LONG time but so much has been goin on! A coupla weeks ago us girls decided to meet up to go to pancakes at the rocks because the ones who were working were missing out on the uni goss. So me, amanda, sathya, roma, vatsla, nat and michelle all met up at circular quay and schlepped our way to pancakes. Getting there was easy, deciding what to get was another matter. After an hour of deciding we ordered a stack of pancakes each plus mains so we were SOOOOO stuffed by the end. Whoever said sex was better than chocolate obviousl have not tried the chocolate pancakes at the rocks which come with strawberries, cream, chocolate topping and icing sugar. Makes u feel fat just thinking bout it dont it?

Still missing Arewyn heaps it's weird not seeing his tank there but thats been solved hehehe. Looks like the progsoc room will be equipped with its own fine fishy friends. Though considering the care factor of the guys I doubt they'll stay alive for long I do believe miles will probably pour beer into the tank on one of his drunken rampages ROFL. Speaking of the progsoc gang who have now inducted me as a member, I know I'm being nerdified nnooooooooo! Heres a shout out to da boys, davidina, christina, schnapple, marauder, myles, dan, andikins, ray to anyone I missed out sooweeeee! Considering I'm the only female that hangs out in the progsoc room I sometimes get "special consideration". Ie I get to do whatever I want LOL. We did well at trivia night and won progsoc (programmers society hahaha I can't program for shite) $240 in cash and prizes, good o! I'd tell ya how much they already have in the kitty but then I'd have to killya.

Besides my new found friends and the insanity that is rah I have an announcement to make which is IDOL'S GONNA BE HERE IN A WEEK! That is right friends in on week our idol crew will be rocking up to the convention centre in darling harbour at hopefully 4am, I wouldn't put money on that ocurring... Wish us good luck that reminds me gotta email everyone about a meeting place!

Besides all the events taking place which are all happening this week, is the never ending struggle to finish assignments and start exam studies BAH! So this week's stress factor level is way off the charts and I am here doing my blog instead of work hahahah oh the procrastination don't you love it. On top of this I have been assigned the job of web master for progsoc's website which will be kewl cos I couldn't do any worse than they have EVER. Also the guys are making a BEER POWERED SERVER yes u heard right a server powered on beer (hopefully not VB cos that'll just cause a system meltdown with its crappiness). If you don't believe me they've already met up to buy the gear needed to construct this monstrosity.

Finally to the second half of this crazy post which is the Progsoc power outage that managed to stuff up all the computers including Trogdor the burninator NOOOOOOOOO! Well it took while but we managed to get the buggers back online and after many attempts of restarting and singing to Trogdor along with inspirational messages "You can do it!", the ole boy was set to burnination again and how!
I also found out the horrible truth that Progsocs trusted CSO and standard red head has no idea what he's doin lol and has about as much a clue on how to a fix a computer as I do. Ok well thats not accurate he's slightly smarter. Good job davidina :P

Grieving :(
Hey y'all this is a tribute to my poor little siamese fighter fish who passed away this morning in his little tank.

Its pretty depressing, he was the only guy I could really rely on and talk to :( Somehow the lower half of his body wasnt working properly and because he's a labyinth fish (ie he has lungs and hence needs to surface for air), he couldn't reach the surface. Watching his eyes go red and bulge out whilst his lungs filled with water just reminded me of watching my dog die after he got hit by a car :( Got up thi morning and saw him lying on the bottom dead, so nows I got to bury him (I don't think the toilet flush is very dignified). Not sure if I wanna get a new one, I think its too early for me. I knows y'all think its stupid to care about a fish but he ruled and I will really miss him.

R.I.P Arewyn bought Sept 1st, died 6th May

Arghhh So Bored! TROGDOR BURNINATES CHARLIE!
Mer I have to waste two hours doin nothing at uni till we have a team meeting and I've run out of people to bug. Mind you, most of them managed to find me which was surprising.

Hmm where to start, yes the Pete Murray concert got CANCELLED! Yeah how much does that suck! I showed up with Kris and they're all like "yeh he cancelled due to sickness", WHATEVER! At least I got my money back which I spent on drinks so there ya go.I got to spend some quality time with Kris (maybe thats not a good thing), sorry for eating all your cookies and cream ice-cream!

Anyways I'm having issues with my poor little fishy Arewyn, I think he's sick either that or he's depressed. I think I'm gonna have to take him to the vet (thats if he's alive when I get home :s). Thanx guys for posting to Dr Vats! Keep em coming! Surely your not running out of problems, impossible! I was pleasantly surprised when I was visited by Danny today apparently he had that C book he wanted to lend me last week and couldn't seem to find me the poor bugger. Then I visited Progsoc again, yes it seems like I live there now and beautiful Wendy was there and she assessed my personality, apparently I'm Sanguine which means I just keep talking about all kinds of things all the time but I don't think thats true do you?

Then to my great surprise as we were discussing other peoples personalities who happens to drop by but good ole Kezzle! Waasup buddy long time no see, almost forgotten what you looked like and then I saw you and remembered why I was trying to forget(jks :P) He managed to insult me five times before leaving which was pretty good. Ok call me a nerdling if you must but it has to be announced, TROGDOR HATH BUNRNINATED CHARLIE! For all of you who are goin huh? Trogdor is Progsoc's server and Charlie is the faculty of IT's server, we have received official confirmation that Trogdor is much more powerful than charlie which can't be good cos charlie is what the uni students fees are goin into.

Shoutout to my girl Lela, who turned sweet nineteen on Saturday, hope you had a good time at your partay! I promised you a present, it's coming, it's coming and it's not chocolate okay!

The last coupla days have felt pretty twilight zoney, I managed to turn to look at a truck driver who looked back questioningly and started to laugh. I had to suppress my laughter however (stupid public transport). My bus drove right past today although I was hailing it madly so I had to walk to the shopping centre, the only good thing about that was that cute little kid walking in front with his dad who kept turning around and waving at me. Who knows maybe I'll have my own little shits, maybe not. I met up with my assignment partner Mary eventually, I went to lunch with Christian and I forgot the time. Then we got real lazy and she was sleepy so we didn't do much and now I'm here passing time. Hmm I think I might go to the Progsoc office again....
Peace out peeps, much love!

Pho Overload! THE OFFSPRING ARE COMING!
Okay so I made Nicky come in on tuesday to help me with my programming assignment and I promised him Pho again seems like I been eating it every week or sumtin. I got the shits with the assign cos it WORKED PERFECTLY and still would'nt submit! I finally figured it out that night and was jumping around the house screaming yay! Like all normal sane people would in that situation of course. Anyways Minh dropped by cos she was bored and we played dodgem cars with our wheelie chairs. Yes our faculty has only wheelie chairs how mad is that. We dragged her to pho as well and it freaks me out that her and nick ordered the same thing added the same sauces and stuff, wierd. Makes sense now why they went out.

Wednesday sucked it was all work I hauled ass in at 11am and met Roma at 2pm to do a stoopid presentation/report assign for IT & Prof. We met at the library and found a whole ton of books and Roma got hit on by some guy who didn't "know" where section 63.58 was right suuuree. Roma didn't mind though she was checking him out and mouthing "nice" behind his back lol. Then she made me get some books she was too short to reach and I end up perching precariously on this stool while dropping books on her head. Dialogue as follows:

"I'm so gonna fall off this thing, which book is it?"
"The end one"
"Here you go, hmm this one looks good(drop) and this one and this one"
"Heyyy I'm only little stop dropping stuff on me!"

We also found some videos and then had issues with the multi headphone system and then got bored so we had some chupa chups then we had to find shell cos she's never been in the library before (tut tut). Sha also didnt know we had self-serve borrowing, honestly she calls her self an IT student. Then we headed to Market City for food and I had more pho-ness. Then we went to building 10 and invaded the empty FIT lounge where michelle attempted to make tea and accidently poured 1/2 cup sugar into it. Once again Andi didn't show up and hasn't shown up to a meeting yet. Mer to that, now I'm at uni today trying to figure out how to edit a video and I'm stoked cos I'm goin to da PETE MURRAY concert tonight! Which reminds me THE OFFSPRING IS COMING presale starts tomorrow!yay!