If u dun wanna know what a nudie run is stop here.
See I knew you would read on hehe. Ok this is gonna be a loooong one guys cos I haven't been anywhere near the comp the last two days. So I'll try n break it down for ya.
Friday was one of the kewlest days ever, first my ever amazing, strangely psychotic, friend Jinny met up with me and we just went nuts at Easties(our local shopping centre). Then we drove to 7 eleven we're notorious there, thats another story and then headed to my place to watch Pirates of the Caribbean oh johnny u wicked man!:P My brother had just bought Madonna's greatest hits (I'm gonna get bashed for mentioning that) and we were voguing our hearts out when the phone rang.......
Here's a shout out to Little Nicky who bothered to pick up the phone (given it's right next to his comp)and I had a nice little convo with him. Well after kicking jin out and hanging up on nix I got ready to meet jaca for Nachos down at the Regent Hotel.So we get there and they no longer sell Nachos! Bastards! So we had fush n chups and then headed to Souths to meet up with Lela, Steve and Grant n Co. This is where the nudie run makes it's debut.
Grants mates are the maddest, funniest ppl ever somehow 5 ppl turned into 7 then 10 then 15 I think we had small country at some point. I dun know if I remember everyone, some ppl I had a 5 second convo with, sorry guys it was my turn at pool honest! Here's a shout out to dancing queen eric and irish/english/scottish ummm american? Davo. According to davo a nudie run is performed when a person loses in a game of pool AND has not taken any shots, an example of this is when the guy Davo was playing against cleared his balls in 7 shots and so Davo the sportsman he is, pulled down his dacks and ran around the table in the middle of Souths.
The moral of the story is it's good to have connections, cos who knows when you'll need ppl to get u back into souths when you've been chucked out for PUBLIC NUDITY! The night ended with me trying to stop Lela from telling Dave the url for this stoopid site and Grant lifting me halfway in the air whilst lela said "yes rahilleh with a double L". There was much screaming and kicking but twas no good.
Anyways got home at 3am tried to sleep but my bro came home drunk and I was too busy cacking myself at his stupidity. Here's some dialogue:
Let me tell u bout what hapen today
Err no I wanna go sleep
Ev u dun let me tell u whan hapen I'll make a big NOISE hehehe, whoops dorr hehe
Ok javed, tell me what happened today
I hadda funnist time ittwas grrreeet
Thats wonderful javed go to bed now
I think he fell over the toilet a coupla times cos there was some thuds and some cursing and then he decided he wanted to sing R'n'B ballads whilst blowing his nose so it was like, "tell me why you *hooonkkkk* won't return my caaaaallsss *phlegm*"
Ok so I think I had some sleep except frikin work called at 7:30AM to ask if I wanted to work FOUR hours earlier than I was rostered! You know what I told em! I said alright then see ya there. So yeah I worked saw all my favourite ppl talked to Kris (he's not one of them)jokes. Went home thinking ok now I shall sleep yay! Not likely, god bless the kids up stairs but I swear if I had an UZI....
It's now Sat night and I got up to go with Mandy aka the woman to scout places out for her 20th bday yes I know not 21st sorry!We decided on the Civic mainly cos it was cool and we couldn't be bothered checking the other stuff out. We then met up with Eric, Jaca and Grant outside woolies (we were inside, amanda's stoked cos she JUST discovered Bisc&'s ). After a long debate about $3 drinks at star bar OR $2.50 drinks at the pavillion we went to star bar and drank and danced to techno versions of Like a Prayer, the Land Down Under and Kelis's Milkshake.
Ok got a little happy there thanx to Eric feeding me vodka shots and he somehow charmed the bar keep into giving me a shot of BLACK LABEL whiskey at the normal price, thanx to Grant as well for the malibu and coke, they weren't trying to get me drunk...were they? We had some interesting discussions about sex and ummm sex and I think lesbian experiences, the boys listened intently.I must explain mandy's points system to y'all someday ;)
Anyways Eric bought us some chips and all hell broke loose when he and Grant decided to have a food fight in the middle of the club. I was hiding behind Jaca at the time and the security guard thought they were gonna punch eachother, we nearly got kicked out. So we left in a haste cept Jaca had half a tonne of broken chips fall down her pants so she kinda ummm waddled out the club lol. Jaca and I decided to go home it was 3am I think, I waited patiently while her and Grant made out, I mean said goodbye. We finally got a cabbie that wasn't finishing his shift and got home somehow.
Ok now ur thinking christ this is long and maybe now the girl will get some sleep but thats not true. I had to haul ass to Parra the next day to see dad about buying a new tv and dvd/lots of other crap. He was at my uncles house so I ended up in merrylands and now I'm gonna be singing at my cuz's 21st bday which is gonna be a HUGE affair, curry parties always are especially with those guys they're crazy. Dad came to pick me up from their house, he was all sweaty from chasing and killing and cutting up two goats for the party (no he is not a satanist), he kills things all the time. I was gonna be in the Mecce which is a traditional islander dance but it was too short notice damn!
So we got the stuff the TV is huge we had to adjust the car to make it fit, we got it home safely. I was awake long enough to stare at the automatic search bar and then I think I just conked out, see the girl did get some sleep yay! I just watched some Indian movie it was pretty kewl almost thought it was an english one, until they broke into song and now I'm here writing this long ass thing which has taken an hour.
Ok two important things Club Blink has Reopened and they're launching Incubus's new album A crow left of the murder this Saturday and A perfect circle are having a signing at Utopia um soon (I'll get back 2 ya on that one) cept Maynard won't be there he's goin sight seeing :)
K thats it for now I promise!