That was a Hoot! Haha Limmy!
I got to uni on tuesday to do a "Focus Group" which was worth getting up early for cos I got TWO yes count em TWO movie passes to Hoyts haha eat your heart out! I can see y'all sucking up so u can come to da moobies for free and I'm tellin ya lots of beggin will be involved.

Well after that I realised that I had four extra hours to spare til I had anything on really. So after pretending to do some work I caught up wit my cuz who studies at Sydney Uni and we sat there and talked about how UTS is just so much better :P Well after that I headed on to the Compsoc office where my ole buddy Andi was also doing nothing and we both sat there and did nothing in unison (twas great) Did I tell you Andi is the president of Compsoc now? Good thing too otherwise asses would've been kicked! Christian and Marcus were there too, chris was trying to teach me the finer points of PHP (wha I dun get it!) when some lawyer dude dropped in so he kicked us out of the progsoc room. Marcus found that the webcam was working hehe so we spent most of the time spying on christian and lawyer guy who were making out...just kidding! And then Marcus realised that you can see the street via webcam and spent the rest of the time perving on girls walking around outside (yes I know, so sad). These three second years came in a little later and there was praise to Marcus for his webcam stalking(men pfft) and I got invited to a LAN party, give in to the nerdiness! I also got abused by Jase da bum who is happy now he has his own set of shiny new keys with double digits yay! The power! Too bad your still Andi's minion :P

Just want to let everyone know that Andi is the very proud owner of two businesses, he's got a whore house and a crackhouse and his motto is "it's good, it's fast and it's cheap". Which was provided by our good lecturer Gordon Lingard who was talking about code at the time, but this is much more interesting. Speaking of lectures we went to ours after the four hours were up and that was pretty fun cos everyone was rowdy and lacking of sleep and all hyped up on caffeine. Unfortunately I got caught out when my curry friends from across the room got my attention by giving me the finger and making faces, and I decided to flip em one back when Andi (who was sitting next to me) decided to get Mr Lingards attention. So I do believe he looked up just in time to see me making a face and flipping the bird at the same time gee thanx Andi! Most of their convo was about the evilness of SDP and how Andi doesn't have to do it no more. I do belive Lingards direct quote was "there always has to be a smart arse".

Of course Andi cacked himself silly which was good considering he only had four hours of sleep and needed the humour to keep awake. I think it was during the lecture break, when someone decided to go ask good ole Lingard a question and stuck a piece of paper that said "Sean is gay" onto the projector when Lingard wasn't looking, which caused a chorus of laughter from the students and a couple of slaps on the back were given to the victim (good sport!).

Also Limmy who was sitting on the other side of me, blames me for losing his green pen lid and thought it was funny when I said the chick he was checking out looked like she belonged in Final Fantasy. Twas fun buggin the crap outta him tho, I think I pointed to every asian girl in the room and asked "so would you go out with her?" Truc and I almost died with laughter when Limmy told us he's been putting SUNSILK CUSTOM HIGHLIGHTS in his hair! Omg the thought of a blonde limmy is just too too scary. It was when me n lims were checking out the chicks that limmy came up with the misguided friend quote of the week. Dialogue is as follows:
"See the chick next to the pretty one with the pigtails?"
"Yeah"
"Wait til she turns, she looks like a man"
"Lol what!........Oh yeh I see it!"
"She must be smart"
"Are you saying that smart people can't be pretty?"
"No I'm saying that most women that look like men are smart"

Hahahahahah I'm sorry what the? Thanx Lim, I've never laughed so hard :)

Kids oi vey
Argh I feel like shizen und iz veen rotten my brainz sos ine been talkings like ziz underfudenan ze vundabubbles! Lets just say a cold is slowly turning me into a vegetable stay away! Thank god it was after working for the last three days.

God bless work it keeps me partially sane, but ze kids oi vey they are everywhere! Two little girls and their father were being served at the register next to me when they got curious about the cash drawer. Dialogue is as follows:

"hey lady is there money in that drawer?"
"why yes there is"
"oh can we see it! can we please!"
"please!please!"

On top of that the younger girl decided to grab my pant leg and not let go til her father left. I dunno about you but it's kinda hard to serve people when your pants are slowly sliding down....Hmmm, I wanna turn but something seems to be attached. I couldn't open the drawer either cos the blessed child's head was in the way (she was quite small). Hmmm let it open and knock her unconscious and face a lawsuit or...not. (Some of you evil people might find it tempting)

For all who've watched the last samurai this ones for you. Remember Taka's youngest boy? The one who was all hypo and ran around and made the funnniest faces at Tom Cruise? Bingo bango I have found his twin who nearly managed to run over a video ezy employee. His just a little ray of sunshine that one. Does anyone have a muzzle! Speaking of kids good news for my supervisor Sharon B, she's having a GIRL WOoHOOO! Given she wanted a boy but I'm glad it worked out this way! I get to run out and get all these cute little pink thingys with the little thingys on the thingys yay!

Torrents of Shat / Moleman is a popcorn hog!
I'm still trying to decide if today is a good day or a bad day and I have come to the conclusion that today has just been plain ole weird. Read on if you want to experience the weirdness...

Ok I actually had to wake up EARLY today which I'm not used to since most of my lectures are at night. I was stumbling down the road towards uni with only the thought of Hot chocolate with a lotta sugar egging me on. So I grabbed one at Maccas and I was actually a 1/2hr early so I went to building 10 and ran into Romilly (Roms) at the Interface room. I logged into msn and the kevsta was on and happened to be at uni so he managed to find me and bug me for 1/2hr before trotting off to maccas for breakfast.

Got to the lecture found kath and minh flopping about on the sofa. Then I had a stroke of luck cos mary and steph showed up and I found out Mary was in my tute and didn't have a partner so we teamed up yay! Considering I had been freaking out about that for a week I thought twas very very good. We got into the lec and amazingly cullie made an appearance which was freaky cos that makes it three days straight now and he's been breaking his vow to experience uni as little as possible. Even when he was in my SDP team I only saw him once a week so this was just cullie overload!

Lecture was soooo boring spent most of the time bugging mary and minh and doin simpson impressions with cullie, "my cat's breath smells like cat food"-ralph wiggum. Went to tute after that and thats when it all started. Got a second stroke of luck when we found out our tutor was one of our lecturers (Bernard Wong). Who happens to be really funny and kewl for all who know he's an older version of Ray from fourth year. He managed to call everyone's names out wrong (Nazi-ah Hafitz!) gee thanx.

Anyways the guy Mandy has dubbed "moleman" whom we've always seen at the lectures since first year was in my tute. Why moleman you ask? He always appears dissheveled, hair array, eyes half open. When he comes to lectures he looks like a mole whos just risen from the ground. Anyway he sat next to me and now I have solved the mystery of our moley friend, his real name is Sam and not so moley now adays cept Mandy freaked out when I told her lol. The only worrying thing is the rate at which he consumed the popcorn I brought.

Well, now tired and popcornless I got to the bus stop and had my lunch with a seagull sitting next to me staring intently. Bloody thing decided to change angles when I told it to bugger off. All of a sudden there's a big broohaha and all these birds start landing at a spot near me, someone dropped some food. Ok having one bird dive at you is scary enough, having 30-40 pigeons and seagulls narrowly miss you brings visions of them all deciding to crap whilst flying over you. I had this image of being covered in a torrent of shat and just be this white covered blob holding a sandwich. Now you think thats bad, how bout if they all decided to turn around and go back to whence they came.

On top of that some old chinese man decided he'd be an ass and feed a whole loaf of bread to the birds NEAR ME! So yes I suffered the invasion of the birds again so that was quite freaky. Finally got on the bus a little shaken and encountered a band of hyperactive teenage girls who kept yelling out the bus window at people "hey your shoes are BLEEDING!" and roll over with laughter as people on the street looked bewildered at their feet. We went past a group of asian ppl and they took photos of them and yelled "dun worry we're tourists! smile!". When I got off the bus I think I was deaf in one ear.

I got off at east gardens solely to pay my stoopid uni fees and then there were issues about the accounts argh! So I schlepped it home and I'm just pricking my sausages hehe (I'm cooking tonight).

Psycho slashing Panda Man!
Here's a tribute to William Hung! She bangs she bangs! Here's to the most popular civil engineer in all history! Check out his web site http://www.williamhung.net/ !

Ok with that now over I'm at uni again I gotta go to another night lecture dammit but it's all good cos my buddies who do full time will be there hehe. Just walked in to find Jenjen's SDP group here. Me thinks I'll be seeing them more often which is kewl cos then I get to annoy the crap outta Nick :p I just managed to blind him with some hair gel. Oh and Truc has a date! hehheh They're goin to watch Passion of the Christ oh how romantic (not!) Here's a big Happy 20th Birthday to Roma yay! Your getting old hunny! Dun worry I brought you a special sumting ;) (k thats gonna freak her out)

Last night was pretty uneventful except this guy sitting in the Lecture in front of us had his laptop on and we spent more time concentrating on the mad Psycho Panda game he was playing which had this guy in a Panda suit hacking his way through all these chinese guys with straw hats and he happened to have this little panda dude strapped to the front of his suit. Couldn't really understand what was happening cos everything was written in Chinese, the things that country comes up with lol.

He also had some mad animations he was watching especially a lot of Mashi Moro episodes. For those who are not enlightened, Mashi Moro is a psychotic rabbit thingy who spits on ppl and farts and bashes people up. A lot of violent humour from such a cute little thing. There was also two stick figures bashing the crap outta each other with UZI's and knives and bazookas which was hilarious and some strange Saddam Hussein sing-a-long (would the real saddam please stand up?). So as you can see I was deep within the learning process...

Carson rules/ Stoked!
Hey guys I'm at uni it's so very, very boring. I came in early to meet up with Nick and have some pho. Pho = vietnamese noodle soup. Except I'm wearing a white shirt today and inevitably I ended up spilling stuff on it (trust). Jinny still holds the world title for spilling ice-cream on herself tho. Thanx to Nicole for being the only one with enough sense to post a frikin comment! Yay first comment on this site!

I saw Queer Eye last night which rocked go the surprise proposal! Carson is da kewlest, funniest gay guy I've seen. Carson have my babies! I'm also super stoked cos I FINALLY found out who the support act for Incubus is which is....Modular Lounge! I have no frikin idea who they are bah to that! However Sunk Loto will be playing with Sevendust which totally rocks! I can't wait! Moshi Moshi!

Well there's gonna be a lot more stuff happening to this site when I can get around to it *ahem*. Including some sections that my friends will be hosting including...wait for it....ASK DR NAGPAUL! Thats right it's now your turn to Nag the Nagpaul (Vatsla) that is and she will solve all your problems!!! (Ok will have to put a disclaimer on that) Oh yeah I'm trying to set two people up so if you guys or girls are interested their details will be posted up soon hehe (sucked in Limmy and Steph!) Also I've put up a new section on concerts and presales for events so you won't miss out on your favourite acts when they come down under, super!

Ow I can't feel my ass!
Well I was worried that I would get to uni this week and be a TOTAL nigel cos most of my peeps have got full time jobs now, but boy was I wrong!

On tuesday I found that the BscIT innovation ppl are doin DSPP with me ie all of Nicky's friends hehe, let the korruption begin! OMG Limmy stop bloody fidgitin in the lecture! Sit still damn you! Anyways this was a great way for me and truong and truc and limmy to bitch about how girly Nick is without him around...whoops hope he's not readin this :P Also saw all my curry peeps shoutout to Johnno, Shaun, Saira, Francis (only white curry :P), Vas and Prash! Also a big ello to me fren Nicole!

On wednesday I was just freaked out cos my lecture was in building three and I have no frikin idea that building existed till now. I managed to find my way there, I thought no one I knew would come there were like 6 ppl there in the beginning. But then steph showed up and shelly! I realised that all the ppl who work are doin night courses so I saw poo and irf and roma too yay! Shout out to my new fren Sandra! Thank god cos most of it's group work and OMG Laurel is one of our lectures and Jim Underwood, Mandy eat ur heart out!

Thursday was even better cos I saw Minhski yay! Shout out to kath and teresa (they're working at the interface room so go and make life hard for them!), jase, cullie, shaun, thuyen and Karl and mary. Ian and kath are still together congrats and cullie's imported himself a girl from NZ so well done guys! The lecture was sooo boring minh drew me a pig named George in short shorts and cullie drew me a weird man eating mushrooms so there you go my friends are slighty strange. I'll put them up on the site under "lecture art" lol.

I met up with Mandy that night to shake my booty at the Sydney Dance Co which was heaps of fun! I can't feel my ass though, our teacher Ramon Doringo is HILARIOUS. I highly recommend that class, especially cos there's a lot of hunky guys there too. The guy in front of me was not only a good dancer but he had such a great ass!fwoa! Then we went to go undo all our good work at Maccas except I have no idea where mandy's "shortcut" was taking us, I got more than my fair share of exercise that night. But then we did the logical thing and followed the lights (ohh the light) and we had ice-cream at maccas whilst I told her how much she's missing out on. Heheh security mandy go get your shield and helmet (she's gonna kill me for that). But yeah I agree uni's not the same anymore rewind to first year pls!

Oh the humanity!
Monday was my last bum day except I had work so it really wasn't. I'm sitting at uni right now killing time before my DSPP lecture *yawn*, it's good to be back but all my favourite people are working so there's not much company here :(

Well it's not exactly official but I asked Pauline my manager and they're gonna start training me as a supervisor yay! I dunno if that's gonna be a good thing I heard it's pretty stressful. Good timing though cos they were considering someone else for the position. Now I have ze power mmmwahaha! The guy who sent me crashing onto concrete on friday finally rang me back and apologized (about time!) we'll see if I forgive him though!

Just ran into Limmy looks like he's stuck wit me for DSPP mmwahaha this'll be fun apparently Nicky's ditched him for a whole bunch of girls, can you blame him? But still tut tut Nicholas where is the love! Traitor!

Here's a callout to Mandy, Sathwoman, Shelly and all the others working in or around the city. Sathya has suggested pancakes on the rocks for dinner one night sometime get back to me if your interested, it would be good to meet up over fluffy iced pancakes!

Also a tribute goes out to Monty, Nicky's Lan cat who unfortunately had to be put down and is no longer with us :( P.L.U.R kitty we'll miss ya.

The Island Fest!
Now that I have sufficiently recovered from the weekends events and got some form of sleep, I'll catch you up on what's goin on with me.

Friday night we all went out to Souths, I think we spend most of our lives there :P Since Jaca and I have renewed our memberships (photo ids nobody's looking at mine!), we got this book of vouchers which lets us get drunk at an even cheaper price than usual yay! Anyway after some pool and drinks and Marcus getting Lela to drag me off the dance floor during my FAVOURITE SONG! Just so he can discuss his frikin band! Thank god for Carlo cos otherwise I'd have no one to look like an idiot with hehe, especially since we were the only ones on the dance floor and proud of it! Here's a shoutout to the Pink Chewy's yay! You rock! It's actually the Pink Chevy's but I like that name better : )

Me and Carlo went on down to Oporto's for some dinner, I love the flat screen tv in that place and Carlo was dancing outside the store when the music suddenly changed LOL. He just looked at me and said "oh no they saw me!" Anyways we got back to souths and there a big drama unfolded so we decided we needed some ice-cream! We headed to Macca's at Kingsford and the bastards were out of ice-cream! What is that! The girl who served us may have been a little lost, dialogue as follows:

"Is the ice-cream machine working?"
"Yes"
"Ok can we get 2 30c cones?"
"I'm sorry there's no ice-cream the machine's not working"

SAY WHAT!
We left Maccas and were standing in the car park, one of the guys who was a little tipsy at the time thought it would be fun to try and pick me up and put me over his shoulder. I knew it wouldn't work but all my attempts at stopping him were futile. So he picked me up and we both went crashing to the floor in front of everyone! The car park is concrete so thanx to that I have a bruise on my hip, god knows how the guy is faring, he was walking last time I saw him. So I got home pretty late which was ok cos I was starting work late the next day.

So I got up the next day went to work then got home to get ready for my cousin's 21st! yay! It was an island theme so I got some flowers for my hair and a nice loud top etc and hopped on the train to dad's house(he lives near my cuz). Well it was a HUGE affair, a live band was hired and a hall, plenty great decorations and I got to meet some of Kaavya's (my cuz) friends from work who were really kewl and I also met Shalini's (her sister) boyfriend Darco who's such a nice fella. Leif, Kaavya's boyfriend was a gem, he was rushing around cleaning and serving, that boy is non-stop! We had to drag him out to the dance floor to get him to relax re!

The singers sang in Hindi and English and most of them were relatives and they were excellent! Also some of my other cousins (Uncle Sitend's daughters) did the traditional Islander dance the Mecce, which was really good. So there was a lot of entertainment and I was stoked cos they played four of my favourite songs (Mahe ve, Bangra Nights, Pretty Woman Dehko na and Chewy Mooey lol). We stuffed ourselves with chocolate cake and trifle and danced th night away, I saw some ppl I haven't seen in ages like Alex and Jocelyn. Alex was stoked about the Chewy Mooey song, you can still shake it boy!

Well after all the partying and I'm still laughing at dad who my Uncle ALWAYS appoints as the bar tender at these shin digs "two for me and one for you ;)", we had a massive clean up effort and I had a chat with the care taker whom I thought was Leif's friend lol. Kaavya and I were just thinking to ourselves it's so sexy the way he puts that rubbish in the bin fwoa! I ended up sweeping the floor and dodging the dirty linen Darco kept chucking at my head.

After all that we all decided to head on down to my Uncle's(Kaavya's dad)house and we had to lug all the left over food out of the car I nearly took mine next door (ok so I'm not good with directions ask anyone). Because all Kaavya's relos had travelled from Melbourne and were staying the night, the apartment was packed, and the men were out on the verandah getting sloshed (don't know how dad got us home). So many ppl came there were at least 250 in the hall and so the pile of pressies was huge! And I was in charge of handing them to Kaavya it took 2 hours to open them all! Exhausting! She got some pretty kewl stuff including a DVD player! There were at least 10 jewellry boxes and 5 frames and a lot of stuff from Micasa! And someone let one rip (men on the verandah I know twas u! ahem!) which just left everyone gasping (shalini blames darco lol). After the relos got to bed we sat there awhile depressing each other with how old we're getting *sigh* and then dad had the sense to say we're leaving before he got too drunk.

So yeah said goodbye, so weird cos Darco's goin back to serbia and apparently everyone knows him well and I had just met him! He's good buddies with my dad apparently, life is so weird. So we got to dads at 3am and I just conked out and woke up to dad blasting Phil Collins out the damn sound system. Dads subtle way of getting me up in the morning if you don't get up in 1/2 hr he changes the cd to hard rock then he'll just bust into the room and throw pillows at ya. Whos the teenager here?

Where are my bitz?
Alrighty then where to start, hmmmm dad got the tv fixed yay! 68cm screeny goodness :P Trying to learn flash so I can do a kewl intro for this page and so far I've done..a background!Tada! Stay tuned next week and I might be able to put a circle on the background! Omg technology now adays amazing.

Jaca came over we had a girly chat about Le Grant and no pressure on the lovely couple but they are now OFFICIALLY BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND YAY! Good job kids keep it up! Well we grabbed our brollies and jackets and got to Easties to watch a movie. It took me 1/2hr to explain to jaca that yes I do need to take money out to buy tickets hence I do need to walk towards the atms, stop asking me why!

We decided to go to Wendy's to get some of Wendy's Bitz ;) hehe five minutes AFTER the film started. For all those who dunno Wendy's is an ice-cream store and bitz are like McDonalds flurries. If you dunno what those are I ain't even gonna try explain, you weirdos! So we're standing at the Wendy's place and I say "Hey I'll go downstairs to get us drinks from coles". I got back and Jaca is standing there with two bitz and a 2L bottle of coke in her hand? Dialogue as follows:

Jaca, what the hell are u doin with that?
Isn't it yours?
Umm no I just brought us drinks see?
Then who's is this?
LOL how did u get that anyways!
Some dude just left it here and he said it wasn't his so I thought u bought it.
Err how could I buy it b4 goin to coles?
Hmmm oh yeah I was wondering why u would buy this when it wasn't what I asked for!

This is me shaking my head and jaca's daftness when the dude behind the wendy's counter gets in on the act. "Err so it's not yours? I thought it was!" So we just gave it to him you know "in case the person comes back for it" ;) Anyway after that drama we got to see Mona Lisa's Smile (its a movie) we missed the beginning tho but it was a mad film.

And now I'm up writing this cos I'm feeling a little sick and you now I think Jaca poisoned my bitz! How dare you let my bitz go off! I wouldn't do that to your bitz! I'm neva letting you touch my bitz again!Excuse me while I go heave....

Heres a shoutout to my buddy carlo "I like to do a da cha cha" trovato. He's my bitch and a mighty good one at dat your better be coming friday! He made me listen to some pretty funny answering machine messages online must get me summa dat. Anyone who wants to hear one shud ring carlo on...nevermind you'll find him at kings cross!

Southern Comfort....ahhhh
Ok so nothing too exciting is goin on around here I added a new page to the site called OF THE WEEK! YAY! Sorry just trying to make it sound interestin.

Yesterday me and javed got up and decided we wanted to give ourselves heart attacks so we cooked up pancakes, eggs and sausages and toast (*gasp*), that was one huge ass pancake I made hehe. After that I decided to fix up the crappiness of the site um didn't really work but hey what can ya do. Javed decided he would ahem "study" thats until Tabisu aka sos rocked up searching for food so I got to the kitchen and made another huge ass pancake whilst the boys decided to go to woolies and grab a couple of beers and a little sumtin for me ;)

Well mantalk for a "couple of beers" I found actually means "hey lets get a whole case of Heiney!"- thats heineken beer for all those who dunno. Considering I don't like beer and sos is a very skinny african boy they got tipsy real quick even after all that food. Javed got me some of the good ole Southern Comfort and I had a couple, which made me very "happy". When I left the house he and sos were jumping around and freestyling to some beats, most of the words were about money and bitches and hoes and how drunk they were (not the hoes, javed and sos). Sos also brought with him a card from a manager looking for Rock bands to manage so anyone interested give us a bling. Looks like I'll be doin the site for FreshCut my bro's rap group.(Given I'll do a better job with that site)

Ok so now I had to go to work and I realised it was raining and I had no brolly (cheers mum!) so I rang jaca who was walking home soaking wet cos she forgot hers and I ran over to her house to borrow one. I think her and lela commented on my "happiness" but I'm not quite sure. So yeah got to work and I was having a great time, until the alki wore off and then it just sucked, hmmm got to drink b4 work more often. Let me note here that I wasn't really drunk and I was trying to tell my workmate Donna that, except it's not really convincing if u say "I'm not drunk!" and then hit your self in the mouth with a mat :(

Finished work at 7:30pm got home watched the simpsons and rove live which was hilarious. Who knew Guy Sebastian could do such a great indian accent? That was spectacular!

Today's been pretty quiet got up did my frikin variation of program form online (eVOP is fine wit me), let me say I LOVE the Internet, it's the new form of laziness. I don't have to schlepp my ass to uni to stand in a line to change my subjects, I dun even have to move from my seat to order a pizza! (www.pizzahut.com.au)They even call YOU to confirm your order! Now don't we all need to be called from time to time? Oh and best of all I dun have to stand in the cold at 5am to get tickets for my fave concert I send Javed!..Oh and I also book online via credit card (thanx mum!).

So I've been fixing my site and watching tv go jerry! Dum bro went to work then came back because he doesn't have to work today :) He's rostered for next week, stupid hath a name and it's Javed (he once microwaved a chicken and it caught on fire, but thats another story...). He went to bathroom and left the door open let's just say u dun wanna go in there for 30-45 minutes. Now he's gone to do some "study". Dialogue as follows:

Are you goin soon?
Yeah I'm gonna go practice my "subconscious" thinking
You mean sleep?
LOL no thats "unconscious" thinking
Yes well if I had drunk all that heiney I'd be thinking "unconsciously" too!

Mandy's got some networking do so we're not goin to stripdancing classes today *sigh* and Jaca's gone out with le Grant so I'll be veggin tonight. On the up side, at least Secret Life of Us will be on yay! Those bottles of southern comfort are looking tempting.....

PS: I've asked about becoming a supervisor at my work all the stress for 50c more in pay! Maybe I'm just doing it cos Kris'll have a fit if he finds out heheh.