Torrents of Shat / Moleman is a popcorn hog!
I'm still trying to decide if today is a good day or a bad day and I have come to the conclusion that today has just been plain ole weird. Read on if you want to experience the weirdness...

Ok I actually had to wake up EARLY today which I'm not used to since most of my lectures are at night. I was stumbling down the road towards uni with only the thought of Hot chocolate with a lotta sugar egging me on. So I grabbed one at Maccas and I was actually a 1/2hr early so I went to building 10 and ran into Romilly (Roms) at the Interface room. I logged into msn and the kevsta was on and happened to be at uni so he managed to find me and bug me for 1/2hr before trotting off to maccas for breakfast.

Got to the lecture found kath and minh flopping about on the sofa. Then I had a stroke of luck cos mary and steph showed up and I found out Mary was in my tute and didn't have a partner so we teamed up yay! Considering I had been freaking out about that for a week I thought twas very very good. We got into the lec and amazingly cullie made an appearance which was freaky cos that makes it three days straight now and he's been breaking his vow to experience uni as little as possible. Even when he was in my SDP team I only saw him once a week so this was just cullie overload!

Lecture was soooo boring spent most of the time bugging mary and minh and doin simpson impressions with cullie, "my cat's breath smells like cat food"-ralph wiggum. Went to tute after that and thats when it all started. Got a second stroke of luck when we found out our tutor was one of our lecturers (Bernard Wong). Who happens to be really funny and kewl for all who know he's an older version of Ray from fourth year. He managed to call everyone's names out wrong (Nazi-ah Hafitz!) gee thanx.

Anyways the guy Mandy has dubbed "moleman" whom we've always seen at the lectures since first year was in my tute. Why moleman you ask? He always appears dissheveled, hair array, eyes half open. When he comes to lectures he looks like a mole whos just risen from the ground. Anyway he sat next to me and now I have solved the mystery of our moley friend, his real name is Sam and not so moley now adays cept Mandy freaked out when I told her lol. The only worrying thing is the rate at which he consumed the popcorn I brought.

Well, now tired and popcornless I got to the bus stop and had my lunch with a seagull sitting next to me staring intently. Bloody thing decided to change angles when I told it to bugger off. All of a sudden there's a big broohaha and all these birds start landing at a spot near me, someone dropped some food. Ok having one bird dive at you is scary enough, having 30-40 pigeons and seagulls narrowly miss you brings visions of them all deciding to crap whilst flying over you. I had this image of being covered in a torrent of shat and just be this white covered blob holding a sandwich. Now you think thats bad, how bout if they all decided to turn around and go back to whence they came.

On top of that some old chinese man decided he'd be an ass and feed a whole loaf of bread to the birds NEAR ME! So yes I suffered the invasion of the birds again so that was quite freaky. Finally got on the bus a little shaken and encountered a band of hyperactive teenage girls who kept yelling out the bus window at people "hey your shoes are BLEEDING!" and roll over with laughter as people on the street looked bewildered at their feet. We went past a group of asian ppl and they took photos of them and yelled "dun worry we're tourists! smile!". When I got off the bus I think I was deaf in one ear.

I got off at east gardens solely to pay my stoopid uni fees and then there were issues about the accounts argh! So I schlepped it home and I'm just pricking my sausages hehe (I'm cooking tonight).

Psycho slashing Panda Man!
Here's a tribute to William Hung! She bangs she bangs! Here's to the most popular civil engineer in all history! Check out his web site http://www.williamhung.net/ !

Ok with that now over I'm at uni again I gotta go to another night lecture dammit but it's all good cos my buddies who do full time will be there hehe. Just walked in to find Jenjen's SDP group here. Me thinks I'll be seeing them more often which is kewl cos then I get to annoy the crap outta Nick :p I just managed to blind him with some hair gel. Oh and Truc has a date! hehheh They're goin to watch Passion of the Christ oh how romantic (not!) Here's a big Happy 20th Birthday to Roma yay! Your getting old hunny! Dun worry I brought you a special sumting ;) (k thats gonna freak her out)

Last night was pretty uneventful except this guy sitting in the Lecture in front of us had his laptop on and we spent more time concentrating on the mad Psycho Panda game he was playing which had this guy in a Panda suit hacking his way through all these chinese guys with straw hats and he happened to have this little panda dude strapped to the front of his suit. Couldn't really understand what was happening cos everything was written in Chinese, the things that country comes up with lol.

He also had some mad animations he was watching especially a lot of Mashi Moro episodes. For those who are not enlightened, Mashi Moro is a psychotic rabbit thingy who spits on ppl and farts and bashes people up. A lot of violent humour from such a cute little thing. There was also two stick figures bashing the crap outta each other with UZI's and knives and bazookas which was hilarious and some strange Saddam Hussein sing-a-long (would the real saddam please stand up?). So as you can see I was deep within the learning process...

Carson rules/ Stoked!
Hey guys I'm at uni it's so very, very boring. I came in early to meet up with Nick and have some pho. Pho = vietnamese noodle soup. Except I'm wearing a white shirt today and inevitably I ended up spilling stuff on it (trust). Jinny still holds the world title for spilling ice-cream on herself tho. Thanx to Nicole for being the only one with enough sense to post a frikin comment! Yay first comment on this site!

I saw Queer Eye last night which rocked go the surprise proposal! Carson is da kewlest, funniest gay guy I've seen. Carson have my babies! I'm also super stoked cos I FINALLY found out who the support act for Incubus is which is....Modular Lounge! I have no frikin idea who they are bah to that! However Sunk Loto will be playing with Sevendust which totally rocks! I can't wait! Moshi Moshi!

Well there's gonna be a lot more stuff happening to this site when I can get around to it *ahem*. Including some sections that my friends will be hosting including...wait for it....ASK DR NAGPAUL! Thats right it's now your turn to Nag the Nagpaul (Vatsla) that is and she will solve all your problems!!! (Ok will have to put a disclaimer on that) Oh yeah I'm trying to set two people up so if you guys or girls are interested their details will be posted up soon hehe (sucked in Limmy and Steph!) Also I've put up a new section on concerts and presales for events so you won't miss out on your favourite acts when they come down under, super!

Ow I can't feel my ass!
Well I was worried that I would get to uni this week and be a TOTAL nigel cos most of my peeps have got full time jobs now, but boy was I wrong!

On tuesday I found that the BscIT innovation ppl are doin DSPP with me ie all of Nicky's friends hehe, let the korruption begin! OMG Limmy stop bloody fidgitin in the lecture! Sit still damn you! Anyways this was a great way for me and truong and truc and limmy to bitch about how girly Nick is without him around...whoops hope he's not readin this :P Also saw all my curry peeps shoutout to Johnno, Shaun, Saira, Francis (only white curry :P), Vas and Prash! Also a big ello to me fren Nicole!

On wednesday I was just freaked out cos my lecture was in building three and I have no frikin idea that building existed till now. I managed to find my way there, I thought no one I knew would come there were like 6 ppl there in the beginning. But then steph showed up and shelly! I realised that all the ppl who work are doin night courses so I saw poo and irf and roma too yay! Shout out to my new fren Sandra! Thank god cos most of it's group work and OMG Laurel is one of our lectures and Jim Underwood, Mandy eat ur heart out!

Thursday was even better cos I saw Minhski yay! Shout out to kath and teresa (they're working at the interface room so go and make life hard for them!), jase, cullie, shaun, thuyen and Karl and mary. Ian and kath are still together congrats and cullie's imported himself a girl from NZ so well done guys! The lecture was sooo boring minh drew me a pig named George in short shorts and cullie drew me a weird man eating mushrooms so there you go my friends are slighty strange. I'll put them up on the site under "lecture art" lol.

I met up with Mandy that night to shake my booty at the Sydney Dance Co which was heaps of fun! I can't feel my ass though, our teacher Ramon Doringo is HILARIOUS. I highly recommend that class, especially cos there's a lot of hunky guys there too. The guy in front of me was not only a good dancer but he had such a great ass!fwoa! Then we went to go undo all our good work at Maccas except I have no idea where mandy's "shortcut" was taking us, I got more than my fair share of exercise that night. But then we did the logical thing and followed the lights (ohh the light) and we had ice-cream at maccas whilst I told her how much she's missing out on. Heheh security mandy go get your shield and helmet (she's gonna kill me for that). But yeah I agree uni's not the same anymore rewind to first year pls!

Oh the humanity!
Monday was my last bum day except I had work so it really wasn't. I'm sitting at uni right now killing time before my DSPP lecture *yawn*, it's good to be back but all my favourite people are working so there's not much company here :(

Well it's not exactly official but I asked Pauline my manager and they're gonna start training me as a supervisor yay! I dunno if that's gonna be a good thing I heard it's pretty stressful. Good timing though cos they were considering someone else for the position. Now I have ze power mmmwahaha! The guy who sent me crashing onto concrete on friday finally rang me back and apologized (about time!) we'll see if I forgive him though!

Just ran into Limmy looks like he's stuck wit me for DSPP mmwahaha this'll be fun apparently Nicky's ditched him for a whole bunch of girls, can you blame him? But still tut tut Nicholas where is the love! Traitor!

Here's a callout to Mandy, Sathwoman, Shelly and all the others working in or around the city. Sathya has suggested pancakes on the rocks for dinner one night sometime get back to me if your interested, it would be good to meet up over fluffy iced pancakes!

Also a tribute goes out to Monty, Nicky's Lan cat who unfortunately had to be put down and is no longer with us :( P.L.U.R kitty we'll miss ya.

The Island Fest!
Now that I have sufficiently recovered from the weekends events and got some form of sleep, I'll catch you up on what's goin on with me.

Friday night we all went out to Souths, I think we spend most of our lives there :P Since Jaca and I have renewed our memberships (photo ids nobody's looking at mine!), we got this book of vouchers which lets us get drunk at an even cheaper price than usual yay! Anyway after some pool and drinks and Marcus getting Lela to drag me off the dance floor during my FAVOURITE SONG! Just so he can discuss his frikin band! Thank god for Carlo cos otherwise I'd have no one to look like an idiot with hehe, especially since we were the only ones on the dance floor and proud of it! Here's a shoutout to the Pink Chewy's yay! You rock! It's actually the Pink Chevy's but I like that name better : )

Me and Carlo went on down to Oporto's for some dinner, I love the flat screen tv in that place and Carlo was dancing outside the store when the music suddenly changed LOL. He just looked at me and said "oh no they saw me!" Anyways we got back to souths and there a big drama unfolded so we decided we needed some ice-cream! We headed to Macca's at Kingsford and the bastards were out of ice-cream! What is that! The girl who served us may have been a little lost, dialogue as follows:

"Is the ice-cream machine working?"
"Yes"
"Ok can we get 2 30c cones?"
"I'm sorry there's no ice-cream the machine's not working"

SAY WHAT!
We left Maccas and were standing in the car park, one of the guys who was a little tipsy at the time thought it would be fun to try and pick me up and put me over his shoulder. I knew it wouldn't work but all my attempts at stopping him were futile. So he picked me up and we both went crashing to the floor in front of everyone! The car park is concrete so thanx to that I have a bruise on my hip, god knows how the guy is faring, he was walking last time I saw him. So I got home pretty late which was ok cos I was starting work late the next day.

So I got up the next day went to work then got home to get ready for my cousin's 21st! yay! It was an island theme so I got some flowers for my hair and a nice loud top etc and hopped on the train to dad's house(he lives near my cuz). Well it was a HUGE affair, a live band was hired and a hall, plenty great decorations and I got to meet some of Kaavya's (my cuz) friends from work who were really kewl and I also met Shalini's (her sister) boyfriend Darco who's such a nice fella. Leif, Kaavya's boyfriend was a gem, he was rushing around cleaning and serving, that boy is non-stop! We had to drag him out to the dance floor to get him to relax re!

The singers sang in Hindi and English and most of them were relatives and they were excellent! Also some of my other cousins (Uncle Sitend's daughters) did the traditional Islander dance the Mecce, which was really good. So there was a lot of entertainment and I was stoked cos they played four of my favourite songs (Mahe ve, Bangra Nights, Pretty Woman Dehko na and Chewy Mooey lol). We stuffed ourselves with chocolate cake and trifle and danced th night away, I saw some ppl I haven't seen in ages like Alex and Jocelyn. Alex was stoked about the Chewy Mooey song, you can still shake it boy!

Well after all the partying and I'm still laughing at dad who my Uncle ALWAYS appoints as the bar tender at these shin digs "two for me and one for you ;)", we had a massive clean up effort and I had a chat with the care taker whom I thought was Leif's friend lol. Kaavya and I were just thinking to ourselves it's so sexy the way he puts that rubbish in the bin fwoa! I ended up sweeping the floor and dodging the dirty linen Darco kept chucking at my head.

After all that we all decided to head on down to my Uncle's(Kaavya's dad)house and we had to lug all the left over food out of the car I nearly took mine next door (ok so I'm not good with directions ask anyone). Because all Kaavya's relos had travelled from Melbourne and were staying the night, the apartment was packed, and the men were out on the verandah getting sloshed (don't know how dad got us home). So many ppl came there were at least 250 in the hall and so the pile of pressies was huge! And I was in charge of handing them to Kaavya it took 2 hours to open them all! Exhausting! She got some pretty kewl stuff including a DVD player! There were at least 10 jewellry boxes and 5 frames and a lot of stuff from Micasa! And someone let one rip (men on the verandah I know twas u! ahem!) which just left everyone gasping (shalini blames darco lol). After the relos got to bed we sat there awhile depressing each other with how old we're getting *sigh* and then dad had the sense to say we're leaving before he got too drunk.

So yeah said goodbye, so weird cos Darco's goin back to serbia and apparently everyone knows him well and I had just met him! He's good buddies with my dad apparently, life is so weird. So we got to dads at 3am and I just conked out and woke up to dad blasting Phil Collins out the damn sound system. Dads subtle way of getting me up in the morning if you don't get up in 1/2 hr he changes the cd to hard rock then he'll just bust into the room and throw pillows at ya. Whos the teenager here?

Where are my bitz?
Alrighty then where to start, hmmmm dad got the tv fixed yay! 68cm screeny goodness :P Trying to learn flash so I can do a kewl intro for this page and so far I've done..a background!Tada! Stay tuned next week and I might be able to put a circle on the background! Omg technology now adays amazing.

Jaca came over we had a girly chat about Le Grant and no pressure on the lovely couple but they are now OFFICIALLY BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND YAY! Good job kids keep it up! Well we grabbed our brollies and jackets and got to Easties to watch a movie. It took me 1/2hr to explain to jaca that yes I do need to take money out to buy tickets hence I do need to walk towards the atms, stop asking me why!

We decided to go to Wendy's to get some of Wendy's Bitz ;) hehe five minutes AFTER the film started. For all those who dunno Wendy's is an ice-cream store and bitz are like McDonalds flurries. If you dunno what those are I ain't even gonna try explain, you weirdos! So we're standing at the Wendy's place and I say "Hey I'll go downstairs to get us drinks from coles". I got back and Jaca is standing there with two bitz and a 2L bottle of coke in her hand? Dialogue as follows:

Jaca, what the hell are u doin with that?
Isn't it yours?
Umm no I just brought us drinks see?
Then who's is this?
LOL how did u get that anyways!
Some dude just left it here and he said it wasn't his so I thought u bought it.
Err how could I buy it b4 goin to coles?
Hmmm oh yeah I was wondering why u would buy this when it wasn't what I asked for!

This is me shaking my head and jaca's daftness when the dude behind the wendy's counter gets in on the act. "Err so it's not yours? I thought it was!" So we just gave it to him you know "in case the person comes back for it" ;) Anyway after that drama we got to see Mona Lisa's Smile (its a movie) we missed the beginning tho but it was a mad film.

And now I'm up writing this cos I'm feeling a little sick and you now I think Jaca poisoned my bitz! How dare you let my bitz go off! I wouldn't do that to your bitz! I'm neva letting you touch my bitz again!Excuse me while I go heave....

Heres a shoutout to my buddy carlo "I like to do a da cha cha" trovato. He's my bitch and a mighty good one at dat your better be coming friday! He made me listen to some pretty funny answering machine messages online must get me summa dat. Anyone who wants to hear one shud ring carlo on...nevermind you'll find him at kings cross!

Southern Comfort....ahhhh
Ok so nothing too exciting is goin on around here I added a new page to the site called OF THE WEEK! YAY! Sorry just trying to make it sound interestin.

Yesterday me and javed got up and decided we wanted to give ourselves heart attacks so we cooked up pancakes, eggs and sausages and toast (*gasp*), that was one huge ass pancake I made hehe. After that I decided to fix up the crappiness of the site um didn't really work but hey what can ya do. Javed decided he would ahem "study" thats until Tabisu aka sos rocked up searching for food so I got to the kitchen and made another huge ass pancake whilst the boys decided to go to woolies and grab a couple of beers and a little sumtin for me ;)

Well mantalk for a "couple of beers" I found actually means "hey lets get a whole case of Heiney!"- thats heineken beer for all those who dunno. Considering I don't like beer and sos is a very skinny african boy they got tipsy real quick even after all that food. Javed got me some of the good ole Southern Comfort and I had a couple, which made me very "happy". When I left the house he and sos were jumping around and freestyling to some beats, most of the words were about money and bitches and hoes and how drunk they were (not the hoes, javed and sos). Sos also brought with him a card from a manager looking for Rock bands to manage so anyone interested give us a bling. Looks like I'll be doin the site for FreshCut my bro's rap group.(Given I'll do a better job with that site)

Ok so now I had to go to work and I realised it was raining and I had no brolly (cheers mum!) so I rang jaca who was walking home soaking wet cos she forgot hers and I ran over to her house to borrow one. I think her and lela commented on my "happiness" but I'm not quite sure. So yeah got to work and I was having a great time, until the alki wore off and then it just sucked, hmmm got to drink b4 work more often. Let me note here that I wasn't really drunk and I was trying to tell my workmate Donna that, except it's not really convincing if u say "I'm not drunk!" and then hit your self in the mouth with a mat :(

Finished work at 7:30pm got home watched the simpsons and rove live which was hilarious. Who knew Guy Sebastian could do such a great indian accent? That was spectacular!

Today's been pretty quiet got up did my frikin variation of program form online (eVOP is fine wit me), let me say I LOVE the Internet, it's the new form of laziness. I don't have to schlepp my ass to uni to stand in a line to change my subjects, I dun even have to move from my seat to order a pizza! (www.pizzahut.com.au)They even call YOU to confirm your order! Now don't we all need to be called from time to time? Oh and best of all I dun have to stand in the cold at 5am to get tickets for my fave concert I send Javed!..Oh and I also book online via credit card (thanx mum!).

So I've been fixing my site and watching tv go jerry! Dum bro went to work then came back because he doesn't have to work today :) He's rostered for next week, stupid hath a name and it's Javed (he once microwaved a chicken and it caught on fire, but thats another story...). He went to bathroom and left the door open let's just say u dun wanna go in there for 30-45 minutes. Now he's gone to do some "study". Dialogue as follows:

Are you goin soon?
Yeah I'm gonna go practice my "subconscious" thinking
You mean sleep?
LOL no thats "unconscious" thinking
Yes well if I had drunk all that heiney I'd be thinking "unconsciously" too!

Mandy's got some networking do so we're not goin to stripdancing classes today *sigh* and Jaca's gone out with le Grant so I'll be veggin tonight. On the up side, at least Secret Life of Us will be on yay! Those bottles of southern comfort are looking tempting.....

PS: I've asked about becoming a supervisor at my work all the stress for 50c more in pay! Maybe I'm just doing it cos Kris'll have a fit if he finds out heheh.

If u dun wanna know what a nudie run is stop here.
See I knew you would read on hehe. Ok this is gonna be a loooong one guys cos I haven't been anywhere near the comp the last two days. So I'll try n break it down for ya.

Friday was one of the kewlest days ever, first my ever amazing, strangely psychotic, friend Jinny met up with me and we just went nuts at Easties(our local shopping centre). Then we drove to 7 eleven we're notorious there, thats another story and then headed to my place to watch Pirates of the Caribbean oh johnny u wicked man!:P My brother had just bought Madonna's greatest hits (I'm gonna get bashed for mentioning that) and we were voguing our hearts out when the phone rang.......

Here's a shout out to Little Nicky who bothered to pick up the phone (given it's right next to his comp)and I had a nice little convo with him. Well after kicking jin out and hanging up on nix I got ready to meet jaca for Nachos down at the Regent Hotel.So we get there and they no longer sell Nachos! Bastards! So we had fush n chups and then headed to Souths to meet up with Lela, Steve and Grant n Co. This is where the nudie run makes it's debut.

Grants mates are the maddest, funniest ppl ever somehow 5 ppl turned into 7 then 10 then 15 I think we had small country at some point. I dun know if I remember everyone, some ppl I had a 5 second convo with, sorry guys it was my turn at pool honest! Here's a shout out to dancing queen eric and irish/english/scottish ummm american? Davo. According to davo a nudie run is performed when a person loses in a game of pool AND has not taken any shots, an example of this is when the guy Davo was playing against cleared his balls in 7 shots and so Davo the sportsman he is, pulled down his dacks and ran around the table in the middle of Souths.

The moral of the story is it's good to have connections, cos who knows when you'll need ppl to get u back into souths when you've been chucked out for PUBLIC NUDITY! The night ended with me trying to stop Lela from telling Dave the url for this stoopid site and Grant lifting me halfway in the air whilst lela said "yes rahilleh with a double L". There was much screaming and kicking but twas no good.
Anyways got home at 3am tried to sleep but my bro came home drunk and I was too busy cacking myself at his stupidity. Here's some dialogue:

Let me tell u bout what hapen today
Err no I wanna go sleep
Ev u dun let me tell u whan hapen I'll make a big NOISE hehehe, whoops dorr hehe
Ok javed, tell me what happened today
I hadda funnist time ittwas grrreeet
Thats wonderful javed go to bed now

I think he fell over the toilet a coupla times cos there was some thuds and some cursing and then he decided he wanted to sing R'n'B ballads whilst blowing his nose so it was like, "tell me why you *hooonkkkk* won't return my caaaaallsss *phlegm*"

Ok so I think I had some sleep except frikin work called at 7:30AM to ask if I wanted to work FOUR hours earlier than I was rostered! You know what I told em! I said alright then see ya there. So yeah I worked saw all my favourite ppl talked to Kris (he's not one of them)jokes. Went home thinking ok now I shall sleep yay! Not likely, god bless the kids up stairs but I swear if I had an UZI....

It's now Sat night and I got up to go with Mandy aka the woman to scout places out for her 20th bday yes I know not 21st sorry!We decided on the Civic mainly cos it was cool and we couldn't be bothered checking the other stuff out. We then met up with Eric, Jaca and Grant outside woolies (we were inside, amanda's stoked cos she JUST discovered Bisc&'s ). After a long debate about $3 drinks at star bar OR $2.50 drinks at the pavillion we went to star bar and drank and danced to techno versions of Like a Prayer, the Land Down Under and Kelis's Milkshake.

Ok got a little happy there thanx to Eric feeding me vodka shots and he somehow charmed the bar keep into giving me a shot of BLACK LABEL whiskey at the normal price, thanx to Grant as well for the malibu and coke, they weren't trying to get me drunk...were they? We had some interesting discussions about sex and ummm sex and I think lesbian experiences, the boys listened intently.I must explain mandy's points system to y'all someday ;)

Anyways Eric bought us some chips and all hell broke loose when he and Grant decided to have a food fight in the middle of the club. I was hiding behind Jaca at the time and the security guard thought they were gonna punch eachother, we nearly got kicked out. So we left in a haste cept Jaca had half a tonne of broken chips fall down her pants so she kinda ummm waddled out the club lol. Jaca and I decided to go home it was 3am I think, I waited patiently while her and Grant made out, I mean said goodbye. We finally got a cabbie that wasn't finishing his shift and got home somehow.

Ok now ur thinking christ this is long and maybe now the girl will get some sleep but thats not true. I had to haul ass to Parra the next day to see dad about buying a new tv and dvd/lots of other crap. He was at my uncles house so I ended up in merrylands and now I'm gonna be singing at my cuz's 21st bday which is gonna be a HUGE affair, curry parties always are especially with those guys they're crazy. Dad came to pick me up from their house, he was all sweaty from chasing and killing and cutting up two goats for the party (no he is not a satanist), he kills things all the time. I was gonna be in the Mecce which is a traditional islander dance but it was too short notice damn!

So we got the stuff the TV is huge we had to adjust the car to make it fit, we got it home safely. I was awake long enough to stare at the automatic search bar and then I think I just conked out, see the girl did get some sleep yay! I just watched some Indian movie it was pretty kewl almost thought it was an english one, until they broke into song and now I'm here writing this long ass thing which has taken an hour.

Ok two important things Club Blink has Reopened and they're launching Incubus's new album A crow left of the murder this Saturday and A perfect circle are having a signing at Utopia um soon (I'll get back 2 ya on that one) cept Maynard won't be there he's goin sight seeing :)

K thats it for now I promise!

The Music's alter egos?
Alrighty got woken up at about frikin 7:30am cos work called about three times and I managed to avoid them until Javed (aka dum bro) answered the phone and GAVE IT TO ME! After sum awkward moments and a crappy excuse I managed to get out of a shift tonight and I await tomorrow's wake up mayhem. Hmmm let's see went wandering in the city today hey everyone there's like a weird sale goin on in Market City go check that out, if your looking for hello kitty cushions and weird squishy toys this is the sale for ya!

Went to the darling of harbours and had the maddest burger ever whilst listening to Jaca and Grant's conversation via mobile (nuthin too exciting there). We then got back to the local shopping centre to avoid my mother from buying a dodgy tv + dvd/vcr/cd/mp3/whatever the hell else you can stuff into one appliance and she tricked me into buying her food and cosmetics (motherly talents). She also picked up my Incubus ticket wahay! Argh lead singer from Sevendust cut off his dreads! Why god why!

Picked up the Drum from HMV there's sumtin for everyone this month on the music front including some recent trend with artists goin off and doing their own thing under an alter ego (we know it's you!).

Dave Grohl Lead singer of the Foo Fighters has released his own album Probot which has a whole heap of other artists(doesn't mean it'll be any good!) note Max Cavalera from Soulfly/Sepultra is on it.

Moby has released an album called baby monkey under is alter ego Voodoo Child the more dancey part of himself so watch out for that.

For all you idol freaks Levi will be performing at The Embassy in Double Bay next Saturday the 27th.

Pink's having a presale for her tour for all non ticketek members, become one it's free for christ sake! Starting on Tuesday 24th Feb finishes thursday tickets on public sale friday and Pete Murray is on sale now along with the Cat Empire.

Theres a dance party called Utopia which will be hosted by powerhouse for you techno, dancey, party ppl which will include Dj Pee Wee Ferris, Bexta. Matrix, MC Losty, Weaver, Nik Fish and Nervous, on sale now.

Last but not least the annual blues and roots festival, Bluesfest will be kicking off at Red Devil Park Byron Bay From April the 8th, that'll include The Cat Empire (who are doin some solo shows around sydney) the John Butler Trio, The Waifs and Micheal Franti and the Spearheads oh and Legend James Brown (also doing solo shows).

Note: Ticketek has been kicked to the curb by Sydney Ent Centre, ticketmaster7 deal with all their events now so if your worried about why your fav act doesn't seem to be performing here I suggest u go check out ticketmaster's website. Events at the hordern and enmore etc are still through ticketek tho.

If anyone needs me tomoz I'm out with Jinny all day then down to souths for drinks n pool seeya!