I got to uni on tuesday to do a "Focus Group" which was worth getting up early for cos I got TWO yes count em TWO movie passes to Hoyts haha eat your heart out! I can see y'all sucking up so u can come to da moobies for free and I'm tellin ya lots of beggin will be involved.
Well after that I realised that I had four extra hours to spare til I had anything on really. So after pretending to do some work I caught up wit my cuz who studies at Sydney Uni and we sat there and talked about how UTS is just so much better :P Well after that I headed on to the Compsoc office where my ole buddy Andi was also doing nothing and we both sat there and did nothing in unison (twas great) Did I tell you Andi is the president of Compsoc now? Good thing too otherwise asses would've been kicked! Christian and Marcus were there too, chris was trying to teach me the finer points of PHP (wha I dun get it!) when some lawyer dude dropped in so he kicked us out of the progsoc room. Marcus found that the webcam was working hehe so we spent most of the time spying on christian and lawyer guy who were making out...just kidding! And then Marcus realised that you can see the street via webcam and spent the rest of the time perving on girls walking around outside (yes I know, so sad). These three second years came in a little later and there was praise to Marcus for his webcam stalking(men pfft) and I got invited to a LAN party, give in to the nerdiness! I also got abused by Jase da bum who is happy now he has his own set of shiny new keys with double digits yay! The power! Too bad your still Andi's minion :P
Just want to let everyone know that Andi is the very proud owner of two businesses, he's got a whore house and a crackhouse and his motto is "it's good, it's fast and it's cheap". Which was provided by our good lecturer Gordon Lingard who was talking about code at the time, but this is much more interesting. Speaking of lectures we went to ours after the four hours were up and that was pretty fun cos everyone was rowdy and lacking of sleep and all hyped up on caffeine. Unfortunately I got caught out when my curry friends from across the room got my attention by giving me the finger and making faces, and I decided to flip em one back when Andi (who was sitting next to me) decided to get Mr Lingards attention. So I do believe he looked up just in time to see me making a face and flipping the bird at the same time gee thanx Andi! Most of their convo was about the evilness of SDP and how Andi doesn't have to do it no more. I do belive Lingards direct quote was "there always has to be a smart arse".
Of course Andi cacked himself silly which was good considering he only had four hours of sleep and needed the humour to keep awake. I think it was during the lecture break, when someone decided to go ask good ole Lingard a question and stuck a piece of paper that said "Sean is gay" onto the projector when Lingard wasn't looking, which caused a chorus of laughter from the students and a couple of slaps on the back were given to the victim (good sport!).
Also Limmy who was sitting on the other side of me, blames me for losing his green pen lid and thought it was funny when I said the chick he was checking out looked like she belonged in Final Fantasy. Twas fun buggin the crap outta him tho, I think I pointed to every asian girl in the room and asked "so would you go out with her?" Truc and I almost died with laughter when Limmy told us he's been putting SUNSILK CUSTOM HIGHLIGHTS in his hair! Omg the thought of a blonde limmy is just too too scary. It was when me n lims were checking out the chicks that limmy came up with the misguided friend quote of the week. Dialogue is as follows:
"See the chick next to the pretty one with the pigtails?"
"Yeah"
"Wait til she turns, she looks like a man"
"Lol what!........Oh yeh I see it!"
"She must be smart"
"Are you saying that smart people can't be pretty?"
"No I'm saying that most women that look like men are smart"
Hahahahahah I'm sorry what the? Thanx Lim, I've never laughed so hard :)