Weird African Conga Man
Alrighty here's a story for ya from sat night. I got dragged down to the Regent Hotel in Kingsford with the promise of some fantastic $4 Nachos and a round of pool. Our little group consisted of me, jaca and her sister lela. Anyways we get there and I shout the round of drinks and we're sitting there talking about Jaca's valentine date with a person I shall state as Ooder.

This guy comes up to us and asks if we want to play pool and he'd be happy to teach us if we dunno how to play (how thoughtful :p), we quickly send him away in the politest way we know. Then another guy comes up to us, he's south african he has bongos under one arm (bongos-african drums) and is wearing a british police mans hat with badges stuck all over it. His hair is braided with threads all through it and he's wearing a really colourful shirt.

Anyways he sits down with us and offers the bongos around (real chick magnet those things) and invites his friends over, we're like uh oh and this white reggae looking fella and this african dread locked guy come over and we decide alright we'll talk to em. So we do they're nice guys, they go to uni, one's a drummer etc we play some pool then go to leave, this is where it gets interesting.

We go to the ladies toilets and start talking about them. Jaca and I are goin on about how cute the white guy is (Alisdair) cept he has a girl and jaca said some stupid things about how my eyes sparkle when I talk to ppl I like, which lead to comments on shiny objects "sparkle!" and how freaky conga man is.Suddenly we hear a loud cough outside the bathroom door, the dialogue is as follows:

"Oh shit! That sounds like that conga dude!"
"Omg have they been listening the whole time? What do we do!"
"Omg I'll call steve to come save us!" (Lela's boyf)
"Yes and what shall we tell him hey steve come save us from the Regent Hotel bathroom?"
"Maybe we can go up through the air vent, u think they're still outside?"
"K we'll go out on the count of four and run for it, check for a clear coast"
"Is that before four or after three?"
"What!ROFL After three ready? One two three!"

Jaca opens the door and SCREAMS so loudly cos conga man AND his friends are just standing there looking at us! We just turned ran for the exit LOL, Lela stopped long enough for Conga man to hand her his number oh lala, dun tell steve lol.That was so embarassing I think they heard everything,and I got Alisdair's number too, I'm supposed to contact him about Tabla Lessons, maybe in a coupla years....