Hey waz been poppin(corn)(L.o.L) so waz been happening!? Did you read the letter yesterday!? If so sry so long (4 pages)! Did you read that one thing about my ex- boyfriend last summer! sry IuD care=If-you-don't-care! This letter want be that long so don't worry! I hate that first period is longer today! It was boring! (N/J)! Are we still friends, and everything! See we hardly talk anymore *insert big ass frown face here* IDK what else to say!? I know now you are you going to come to next years marching band practice's, games, and some of our competitions!? Is your sister going 2 come next year to high school? Well this is true I am going to miss some seniors next year! Like Master P, Jack, You, Ean, and Lorri! N/J about u! Well hopefully we are going to see some of ya'll! I probally know we will see ean!(LOL)!sry! well I can go to dominose to see lorri! And ashley and me can go to "pizza hut" to see you! If you will let us!(LOL)so are you still letting Heather read all of my letters that I write you! I can not wait intill next Thursday b/c our festival and we get to get out of school early in the morning! (ya) omg i do not want tomorrow to come!(mommy's furneal)But I want to see my brothers! See if you don't get it this is my biolgical mom and I was adopted and I was going to look for her when I turned 18 b/c they have that law! And see now I can't! ! get to see my daddy and my 3 brothers and the rest of my family! So now you know the real whole story! Hey write me one note even if you don't pleze I don't care if it does not make sense! Just pleze write me one and than I will never say w/b! I promise to god! Than give it to me in the halls or band room or put it in my cubby in the band room! Well anyways maybe one day can we see if we can go back out and everything!? So answer that question on the note! pleze! And not be in a really big relationship! Well g2g talk 2 ya later! see ya later! W/B 1 time pleze! Well hugs always and 4-ever! I love ya not the same with out the E!

This is My attempt to revise the letter and add some humorous input.

Any corrections that are made have been highlighted in Yellow.

Hey waz what has been poppin (corn) <--What? (L.o.L) so waz what has been happening!? Did you read the letter yesterday!? If so sry so long (4 pages)! Did you read that one thing about my ex- boyfriend last summer! sry IuD care=If- you- don't-care!<--First off, spell out to word sorry!!! <-- Secondly, who gives a Flip! This letter want wont be that long so don't worry! I hate that first period is longer today! It was boring! (N/J)! Are we still friends, and everything! See we hardly talk anymore *insert big ass frown face here* About the frown face thing, you'd have to picture it there it doesn't say insert frown on the page IDK what else to say!? <--THEN STOP TALKING!!! I know now <--We didn't know if this was a now or a how on the page, either way it doesn't make the sentence make sense you are you going to come to next years marching band practice's, games, and some of our competitions!? <--The reason it doesn't make this sentence make sense is because this was meant to be a question Is your sister going 2 come next year to high school? Well this is true <--She says this as if there was a background to this sentence I am going to miss some seniors next year! Like Master P, Jack, You, Ean Ian, and Lorri Lori! N/J about u! Well hopefully we are going to see some of ya'll <--Can you tell she is from the South?! I probally probably know we will see ean Ian! (LOL)! sry! Well I can go to dominose Dominoes to see lorri Lori! And Ashley and me I can go to "pizza hut" Pizza Hut to see you! <--PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE NOOOOO!!! If you will let us!(LOL)so are you still letting Heather read all of my letters that I write you! <--And she thinks it's just me Heather reading them I can not wait intill untill next Thursday b/c our festival and we get to get out of school early in the morning! <--A slight run on sentence (ya) omg I do not want tomorrow to come! (mommy's furneal) But I want to see my brothers! See if you don't get it this is my biolgical biological mom and I was adopted and I was going to look for her when I turned 18 b/c they have that law! <--What law is this now? And see now I can't! ! get to see my daddy and my 3 brothers and the rest of my family! So now you know the real whole story! Hey write me one note even if you don't pleze please I don't care if it does not make sense! Just pleze please write me one and than then I will never say w/b ! I promise to god! Than Then give it to me in the halls or band room or put it in my cubby in the band room! <--Only slightly desperate about the writing of the note thing Well anyways maybe one day can we see if we can go back out and everything!? <--Umm... NO! So answer that question on the note! pleze please! And not be in a really big relationship! Well g2g talk 2 ya later! see ya later! W/B 1 time lpleze please! Well hugs always and 4-ever! I luv ya not the same with out the E! <--How bout we not say it at all

There are a couple more things I should point out like the excessive use of exclamation marks and just how utterly desperate she sounds.

this is the second letter that the psycho has wrote this week! Enjoy

KORY!( sry so sloppy) * w/b 1 time that is all I promise plese! love ya! not same with out the E! Hey again!(lol) waz ^ or v, n-m-h! j/chillin out like always! I am not ready for this afternoon at 5:30! (mommy furneal)!did you get my letter yesturday!? yes i was adopted and that was my real mom! well anyways! Sry!!!!!!!Smiles i saw you take heather and jessica home yesturday!I was goin to send you a text message yesturday but it did not send it! Hey are you you goin to caroline's 18th b-day party! (march 12) or are you not b/c me a& ashley are coming!(lol) i need you to come and talk to me at lunch today! plese just for a minute i promise i do not want to share our concert with WEST DAVIDSON on thursday! oh well! my friends said to tell you to be a little quiter at lunch b/c we can here you laugh! (lol) i was like oh well you can just kiss my a**! b/c i am not going to tell you what to do!o don't wry! well anyways w/b asap/x! talk 2 ya later hommie! lov ya! hugs and Reservse.

this is the second letter that the psycho has wrote this week! Enjoy

KORY!( sry so sloppy) * w/b <-- come on write it out gees. 1 time that is all I promise plese! <--Again with the despiration love ya! EEK! not same with out the E! <--To bad you put it there anyway dumbass Hey again!(lol) waz ^ or v, n-m-h! DORK! j/chillin out like always! I am not ready for this afternoon at 5:30! (mommy furneal)!did you get my letter yesturday!? yes i was adopted and that was my real mom! well anyways! Sry!!!!!!! <--I am gonna keel over because these damned exclamation points are being shoved down my fucking throat. Smiles i saw you take heather and jessica home yesturday! <--LACK OF CAPITALIZATION. I was goin to send you a text message yesturday but it did not send it! Hey are you you goin to caroline's 18th b-day party! (march 12) or are you not b/c me a& <--What the Fuck is that?. ashley are coming!(lol) i need you to come and talk to me at lunch today! <--Honestly who willing talks to their stalker? plese just for a minute i promise i do not want to share our concert with WEST DAVIDSON on thursday! <--TO BAD! oh well! my friends said to tell you to be a little quiter at lunch b/c we can here you laugh! (lol) <--I actually laugh at this one because it is true. I laugh to much. i was like oh well you can just kiss my a**! b/c i am not going to tell you what to do!o do don't wry! <--Calm down gees well anyways w/b asap/x! <--NO GAWD DAMNIT! talk 2 ya later hommie! <--I AM NOT YOUR HOMMIE LITTLE GIRL! lov ya! hugs and Reservse. <--RUN AWAY!!!

Kory (inside box)

Hey waz poppin n-m-h! J/c out on Thursday! I dont see why they closed Schools b/c I did not Stick on the roads! I know it was probally black ice! Oh well I slept all day intill I had to go to the Dentist! So why has it looked like you have been upset Wensday and Tuesday!? so did heather talk to you and told you something that she told me!? If so I am sry b/c she told me before you! r u upset over that!?If she did not tell you than I might!? Sry I know you probally dont want 2 her from me! But that is the only thing I was wondering, what was wrong, and if she told you & thats what u r upset about! I cant wait till tomorrow! I am geting hear @ 2:00! To help mr. Howell with Kelly, Kristen! O.k well g2g Talk 2 ya LAter! Hope everything is o.k! If not than be safe not jocking just in case you are mad. Well Hugs always & 4ever! Smile dont be sad or mad! Heart you <3 Donna.

Kory (inside box)

Hey waz poppin n-m-h! <--That needs to stop J/c out on Thursday! I dont see why they closed Schools b/c <--For god sake spell that out I did not Stick stick (no capital) on the roads! I know it was probally black ice! Oh well I slept all day intill untill I had to go to the Dentist! So why has it looked like you have been upset Wensday Wednesday and Tuesday!? so So did hHeather talk to you and told you something that she told me!? <--What? If so I am sry b/c she told me before you! <--Again, What? r u <--Again, spell out upset over that!? If she did not tell you than I might!? <--How bout we stick to not talking to me at all Sry <--Spell out I know you probally dont want 2 her from me! <--Do you think she might finally be getting a slight hint? But that is the only thing I was wondering, what was wrong, and if she told you & thats what u r <--Spell out upset about! I cant wait till tomorrow! I am geting hear here @ 2:00! To help mMr. Howell with Kelly, <--No need for comma there Kristen! O.k well g2g Talk 2 ya LAter! <--Ok fix that sentence yourself because there are too many errors in this sentence Hope everything is o.k! If not than be safe not jocking just in case you are mad. <--What? Well Hugs always & 4ever! Smile dont be sad or mad! Heart you <3 Donna.

<--God save us all