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Here you can find all sorts of wacky news about me, midgets, or anything else I find interesting. There's a lot of cool links, too...
(Don't expect this part of the website to be updated very often, because I actually have a life.)

A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident in northern Thailand.
"A dwarf, nicknamed Od, died when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus, which was waiting to appear in the next act," the Pattaya Mail reported.
"Vets on the scene said Hilda the Hippo had a gag reflex that automatically caused her to swallow." The vets said it was the first tiem the hefty vegetarian had ever eaten a circus performer. "Unfortunately, the 1000+ spectators continued to applaud wildly until commonsense dictated there had been a tragic mistake.
"Police said the trampoline had been sent for forensic analysis."

This is a interesting little thing someone showed me. It'll blow your mind, man!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deson't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?