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I can smell your spicy brains...

Wednesday, December 1, 2004

DUN-DUNDUN-DUNDUN-DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN!!!!!
Mood:  bright
Now Playing: HMM.....oops caps lock.....um, I really dont know. MY BAD!
Topic: this is special
lalalalalalala! counter man!!! to the rescue!



wow that took alot of java text stuff. holy flying nun, dude, I'm serious so stop looking at me like that. by the way, legwarmers are spiff. especially glittery pink ones.
And froggy (french) is a very very very bad and furthermore USELESS in the extreme language. Let me tell you, becuase I speak and take it. I personally will go to france, and be dying of thirst and hunger, and they'll be like,
"QUEL FROGGLEGS DOMAGE!!! ZUT ALORS!!!" and then i can ask them for a ruler, a person, or a school subject. but no, i will not be able to ask for food. so i can be on my happy peppy way, starving, and talking about my ruler and my pen (un regle et un stylo) ad just going along on my merry insane way as i try to find some food.

anyhow, midterms SUCK buns!

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Chinese Dragon is out to get you!
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: HAH like i care TV brainwashes you.........cooominnng maaaaaahhssssteerrrrr
Topic: The World is Mine to Take

How cool? How totally Fxxxing cool is that???? Yeah I'm keeping this site PG-13 for as long as I can withstand it. Thank you, people, I love you all.

An update on me (for those of you who care) My nose was jogging along at a comfortable rate (not quite running) before I took alot of vitamin C and got tipsy. WHO KNEW VITAMIN C MADE YOU TIPSY????? Not me, that's for sure. I practicallly fell down ten flights of stairs around seven times. A few times people caught me, but you get the deal.
If I ever recover, I will be sure to post it.

But you know, potatoes will always have eyes and corn will always have ears, so you might want to watch your step from now on.

Thats it, I need a nap.

Picked for your liking by scary/pompoms at 17:48 EST
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Tuesday, November 2, 2004

Guess who's back (back....back.....) back again (gain.....gain....)
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Voting day......people lined up to vote...ooooh yeaaaah!
Topic: The World is Mine to Take
well, i guess its been a while because its voting day already and I (as usual) have to put my two cents in about it....all i have to say is:
***some patriotic song begins***
VOTE, my people, and you will be delivered from the hellfires that would burn in your soul for four ore years otherwise. VOTE and you will see the deliveration of yourselves! (that is unless your candidate is not picked....ha ha to those of you that this happens to) VOTE and your life will be good! The sun will shine and little people (aka children) will frollic amongst the blooming flowers.

If you ask me who I'm voting for, you know what I have to say?????
I have no idea, and furthermore, if I did, I would not tell any of you.
Aaaanyyy hooow.....I really cant say that I feel so strongly about this whole thing. Personally, I'll probably just close my eyes and jab at a random spot in front of me. Whoever's closest gets my vote.

Things are so boring I braided the tassels on the end of my scarf....oh well.... nothing better

THE PORK IS FLYIN!!!!!
-me

Picked for your liking by scary/pompoms at 17:43 EST
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Tuesday, October 5, 2004

POKE THE PENGUIN!!!!
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: some priest-y guy killing people. DONT ASKE ME I AM CHANGING THE CHANNEL
Topic: this is special




Augh this is soo much fun! If you poke it too much it will be pissed off at you and you will get beaten up by it. It's crazy fun!

Picked for your liking by scary/pompoms at 19:02 EDT
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Just Some Stupid Kinda Funny Crud
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: <---- I HATE YOU....WHO CARES WHAT'S PLAYING?!?!?
Topic: This is effing Hilarious
Breaking Up
Chuck had seen it coming for a time now, and Laura finally decided to break up with him.
"I'm sorry Chuck, but you just don't have a good sense of humor," Laura said one day, "You're dry, boring and you never seem to say anything funny."
Chuck who didn't feel she was correct in the least, simply smiled and said, "I'm sorry you feel that way, Laura. I'm sure you'll make some guy very happy some day," she smiled and blushed a little, "then, he'll zip up his pants, leave $20 on the dresser, and forget to close the door on his way out."


Wife is Leaving for Vegas
A wife comes home and says to her husband, "I am moving to Las Vegas - I hear you can get $400 for sex". The husband runs to the bedroom, starts packing his bags and says "I'm coming along to see this!"
"Why?" asks the wife, "Why would you come to Las Vegas with me?"
Husband replies, "Because I've gotta see you live on $800 a year!"


"Gray Hair"
A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign up for his benefits. Upon his arrival the clerk asked for proof of his age. When he reached for his wallet the embarrassed man realized he had left it home. After explaining his problem to the clerk, she replied, "Don't worry, just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is gray you will qualify." The senior citizen opened up his shirt and was soon signed up for his benefits.
Upon arriving home, he related the story to his wife. She looked at him, smiled and said, "Too bad you didn't drop your pants. You would have qualified for disability too!"

This crap is soo mean.
These people have too much time on their hands.



Picked for your liking by scary/pompoms at 17:49 EDT
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