This Friend Cannot Be Found

• Click the Find new friends button, or try again when the friend is drunk.
  
• If you are Plugs or Dicky, then yes it is your fault. You have treated this friend like crap and I hope you all suffer in hell for eternity because of the crap way you treat your 'friends'
  
• If you want to go and make up some stupid excuse for why you always leave your friend out, treat her like she doesn't exist, have no respect for her feelings, beliefs, and Idols, then don't waste your breath because no one gives a shit.
• Your friend was always nice to you and always listened to you, respected you, and thought you were true friends. You three were going to be the best of friends forever. No one knows what happened but when she was down and really needed someone to talk to you decided you would replace her with no warning of why you decided to just ignore her, and replace her.
  click Replace friend
• Some friends require attention. Click the ignore menu and then click bitch about option to really piss her off.
• If you still don't give a shit about any of this, just remember, Ryan Malcolm is a great guy and he is better than any of you will ever be. You have never said a single nice thing about him or any of the other things your friend liked. You never considered anyone but yourselves. This was not a friendship, but just an easy way for you to get free alcohol.