WELCOME TO PEOPLE for EQUALITY in the NATION'S INTELLIGENCE SOCIETY!!!

5 easy steps to join P.E.N.I.S.

• Pledge your undying loyalty to Matt and Richard.
• Stand on top of a bench/box/table and scream/yell,
• Keep up with our website's updates regularly.
• Be Respectful and reverent during the P.E.N.I.S Anthem.

The P.E.N.I.S. Club List of Approved Websites

The P.E.N.I.S Sport of the Month
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