About Us
First off, it is important to know that we are cool. In fact, cooler then you. No, make that a lot cooler then you. Anyhow, All you need to know about us other then that is on our individual pages. Oh yeah, thanks for stopping by or whatever... *cough*
Note: Due to the fact that you are a big, stupid waste of space (and, of course, transparent scrollbar script used in this design), this design will not work properly in non IE browser. It can only work in advanced IE browsers, too. SO if it doesn't work, fix your busted ass shit, download a newer IE, and then come back.
What Should I Do Now?
This section is for all of the dumbasses out there who are sitting there with their head up their ass, wondering what they should be doing now (You... no really, trust me on this one... you). Since I don't want to be sued for telling you to do what you really ought to be doing now (drowning yourself in a shallow pool of water and/or lighting yourself on fire and dancing around in a busy intersection) I will tell you the next best thing to do: look at this site. Navigate it, view it, be one with it (ok, you never could be "one" with a site this cool, but tell yourself you are). And then sign the guestbook. Seriously, just fucking do it, ok?
News in Our Cooler than Yours Life
Soooo, this is a new site and I am too busy working on other parts of the site to post any news right now, but all of us will be... when we feel like it. SO shut up if you don't like it, bitch.
