Rob Cowie : Our hero. Subject to Myth. Qualified by Legend. 
 Born into the mean streets of the Olney section of Philadelphia our hero from birth was set up to overcome overwhelming obstacles. He couldn't go outside like normal childern because his light skin color made him a clear shot for gloc .40 target practice. He gleamed out from the living room window looking at the cold, dark street with the bars on the neighbors homes and the deafening sound of North Philadelphia.
Rob battled his environmental obstacles by utalizing the ever popular Nintendo entertainment system. When the controller wasn't in his hand he was Hooked on Phonics and such so that one day he could earn enough money to destroy North Philly and move to a house like the ones he seen on T.V.
Later in life Rob's future was jepordized by his love of alcohol and easy girls. The combination was like penut butter and jelly to him. Even though this combination works so well for him from 1997-200? he knew that his life's quest for betterment(is this a word?) would be hindered if this dual pleasure was continued. Unbenounced to him , by cutting his guilty pleasure brought him a more successfull life. He didn't have to deal with psycho girls< calling him or IMing him on a daily basis. The paternity cases slowly but surely faded away.
Currently Rob is pimp slapping the suburbian shakedown he recieves everyday while he persues his higher education in Abington, Pennsylvania. It is the doormat before he walks through the door of success.

 

Things You Love About Rob Cowie 
Basics

Your gender: Rob
Single?: Negative
Birthdate: 12 April 1985
Your age: 19ish
Age you act: 9
Age you wish you were: 99
Your height: 5'7ish, just like how A.I. is 6 foot
Eye color: Green
Happy with it?: Do I have a choice.
Hair color: This color
Happy with it?: stealing these things from Virginia Pera was a mistake
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Right
Your living arrangement: not what it is supposed to be
Your family: I lost the receipt
Have any pets?: Jorge
Piercings?: Negative
Tattoos?: Christmas '04
Obsessions?: Brittany Randle
Addictions?: French Vanilla cappachino, Howard Eskin and Baseball
Do you speak another language?: North Philadelphian
Have a favorite quote?: its an everchanging inspirational genius conducted by me
Do you have a webpage?: Your on it!!!
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it: I don't get deep.
Do you live in the moment?: can I live out of it?
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: I try.
Do you have any secrets?: I see dead people.
Do you hate yourself?: Yes, I do.
Do you like your handwriting?: It's majestic.
Do you have any bad habits?: being an asshole.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: I don't recieve many
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Exponential Expansion
What's your biggest fear?: all facsets of losing is what I fear the most.
Can you sing?: badly
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: People pretend to be me.
Are you a loner?: What does that mean?
What are your #1 priority in life?: Oxygen
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: No
Are you a daredevil?: Just like Mike Murdoch
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I fear I may die
Are you passive or agressive?: passive
Do you have a journal?: Your on it.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Verbal barrage
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'd be nicer.
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: I tolerate a lot
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: I'm beginning to feel that point is vast approaching
Do you think life has been good so far?: No.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: Money talks.
What do you like the most about your body?: Everything If I were a 12 yr old.
And least?: see above
Do you think you are good looking?: No.
Are you confident?: Of course sweetheart.
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Holden from Catcher in the Rye
Are you perceived wrongly?: Everyday of my life.

Does Rob...

Smoke?: No
Do drugs?: Sweet alcohol.
Read the newspaper?: every morning.
Pray?: people pray to me.
Go to church?: The Church of Rob is always open.
Talk to strangers who IM you?: of course.
Sleep with stuffed animals?: No. I have a baseball pillow
Take walks in the rain?: Rob kisses in the rain and leaves his lights on in parking lots.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: Everyday.
Drive?: I can.
Like to drive fast?: I suppose

Would or Have You Ever?

Liked your voice?: I can't change it unless I cut my balls off
Hurt yourself?: No
Been out of the country?: I have but it was a while.
Eaten something that made other people sick?: No.
Been in love?: :currently: I am
Done drugs?: Yeeeeeah!
Gone skinny dipping?: no
Had a medical emergency?: Every 8.6 months.
Had surgery?: yeah.
Ran away from home?: where would I go?
Played strip poker?: Yes.
Gotten beaten up?: No.
Beaten someone up?: Yes
Been picked on?: No. Rob takes the lead
Been on stage?: Yeah.
Slept outdoors?: yes
Thought about suicide?: Constantly :>
Pulled an all nighter?: Yeah.
If yes, what is your record?: Rob 2 . Britt 0.
Gone one day without food?: My entire childhood was without food.
Talked on the phone all night?: Yeah. But someone falls asleep on me.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: No. what's the point?
Slept all day?: Saturdays
Killed someone?: In my mind
Made out with a stranger?: No.
Had sex with a stranger?: No.
Thought you're going crazy?: Yes.
Been betrayed?: 1999-Currently
Had a dream that came true?: It's called equality.
Broken the law?: yes
Met a famous person?: John Runyan.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: No.
On purpose?: No.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: No.
Stolen anything?: No.
Been on radio/tv?: Yeeeeah.
Been in a mosh-pit?: I don't get down with that.
Had a nervous breakdown?: Summer 03.
Bungee jumped?: No.
Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes. She's called Brittany Randle.

Beliefs

Belive in life on other planets?: Mars has fungii so yes!
Miracles?: It's called luck which is called coinsidence.
Astrology?: Fuck yeah.
Magic?: David Blain your magic is real.
God?: Your on his site.
Satan?: Your on his site too!
Santa?: I never had a chimney and somehow I had gotten presents on Christmas? so, no.
Ghosts?: a house on 4200 Meridian St
Luck?: My life.
Love at first sight?: You bet.
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: Of course. In 1984 The Party has to create an opposition to control its people.
Witches?: No.
Easter bunny?: No.
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: It's possible. I can do it.
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: It's in lucky Charms.
Do you wish on stars?: No.

Deep Theological Questions

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: I didn't know their was a liberal view?
Where do you think we go when we die?: The ground.

Friends

Who is your best friend?: Jesus
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Jesus
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: You're a Cowie. Of Course you can do it!
Your favourite inside joke?: Stickball
Thing you're picked on most about?: looking 12
Who's your longest known friend?: I don't know if they are friends
Newest?: Rob doesn't make friends
Shyest?: What the fuck are these questions?
Funniest?:
Sweetest?:
Closest?:
Weirdest?:
Smartest?:
Ditziest?: L
Friends you miss being close to the most?:
Last person you talked to online?: Me
Who do you talk to most online?: Me.
Who are you on the phone with most?: Britt. The only person I talk too.
Who do you trust most?: Kevin Morgan and Brittany Randle.
Who listens to your problems?: Both of those people above.
Who do you fight most with?: Britt , but they arent real fights. It doesnt even count.
Who's the nicest?: Me.
Who's the most outgoing?: ME
Who's the best singer?: Fresh Prince
Who's on your shit-list?: Al qaeuda
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: My friends arent hot.
Who's your second family?: I only have a first family because In my family even though thier are different factions we refer to believe that if your not 100 percent your 0 percent.
Do you always feel understood?: Yes.
Who's the loudest friend?: Me
Do you trust others easily?: Not really.
Who's house were you last at?: Kev's
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Britt's
Do your friends know you?: yes
Friend that lives farthest away: Jesus.

Love and All That

Do you consider love a mistake?: My favorite one.
What do you find romantic?: Skittles
Turn-on?: Light Switch
Turn-off?: The lights
First kiss?: I have one.
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would u feel?: Ego Boost
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them: Yes
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out: Eaiser for Rob
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive: No
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: Nah not really.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: Craziness
What's the last present someone gave you?: D Nab bobble head doll.
Are you in love?: Yes, yes I am.

 

 
 

 Posted By Chronic